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It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick! ...
by Shrek

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2


 

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

You know what? Maybe there's a good reason
donkeys shouldn't talk.
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry.
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- the movie Shrek 2


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Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
Welcome to my serenity circle.
Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
- the movie Shrek the Third (2007)

Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
- said by Donkey in the movie Shrek 2

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away.
- the movie Shrek 2

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

Love looks through a telescope;
envy, through a microscope.
- Josh Billings

Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little.
And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat
to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.
- Robert Bolt

I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced
that my looks were hideous.
Adolescence is painful for everyone,
I know,
but mine was plain weird.
- Uma Thurman

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
- Bill Maher

Your visions will become clear only
when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like.
Design is how it works.
- Steve Jobs

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day,
a more tranquil night, and a bright,
infinite future.
- Leonard Bernstein

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous

Get up-close-and-personal:
Life looks different when you really get involved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil
and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every really new idea looks crazy at first.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Vision looks upward and becomes faith.
- Stephen Samuel Wise

History never looks like history when you are living through it.
- John W. Gardner

A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.
- Wallace Stevens

Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison

The wise man looks into space,
and does not regard the small as too little,
nor the great as too much;
for he knows that there is no limit to dimensions.
- Lao Tzu

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor
upon the business known as gambling.
- Ambrose Bierce

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet.
- Jerry Brown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights,
so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- Steven Wright

He who experiences the unity of life
sees his own Self in all beings,
and all beings in his own Self,
and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
- The Buddha

What does God the Father look like? Although I've never seen Him,
I believe - as with the Holy Spirit -
He looks like Jesus looked on earth.
- Benny Hinn

I feel pretty good.
My body actually looks like an old banana,
but it's fine.
- Mike Piazza

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung

She got her looks from her father.
He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx

He's got an overall flair for the game.
It looks to me like he really loves what he does and
he can't wait to get up in the morning,
go hit some balls and go play.
- Gary McCord

One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers,
but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings.
The curriculum is so much necessary raw material,
but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant
and for the soul of the child.
- Carl Jung

We see what we ASSUME we will see.
If you believe the world is evil, you will see evil.
If you believe the world is good, you will see good.
To change how life looks, change how you see life -
change your expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pitiful is the person who is afraid of taking risks.
Perhaps this person will never
be disappointed or disillusioned;
perhaps she won't suffer the way
people do when they have a dream to follow.
But when the person looks back -
and at some point everyone look back -
she will hear her heart, saying,
"What have you done with the miracles
that God planted in your days?
What have you done with the talents
God bestowed on you?"
- Paulo Coelho

The aim of every artist is to arrest motion,
which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed
so that a hundred years later,
when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
- William Faulkner

It really does matter when we tell even the slightest untruth.
Even something as well intentioned as
telling someone their ill-finished
hair style looks wonderful will backfire -
certainly karmically, and usually practically.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

He's going to be around a long, long time,
if his body holds up.
That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play.
A lot of guys can't handle it.
But it looks like he can.
- Jack Nicklaus

The camera looks into your soul.
- Joe Pantoliano

Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude,
not looks.
Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.
- Kathleen Turner

For many Europeans the next decade looks to be filled
with threats rather than opportunities.
- John Hutton

The medieval university looked backwards;
it professed to be a storehouse of old knowledge.
The modern university looks forward,
and is a factory of new knowledge.
- Thomas Huxley

I'm not obsessed by looks.
I think you can become a prisoner of your own image.
- Juliette Binoche

If it looks good, you'll see it.
If it sounds good, you'll hear it.
If it's marketed right, you'll buy it.
But...
if it's real, you'll feel it.
- Kid Rock

I like when a girl knows what she looks like and dresses
to accentuate those features.
- Zac Efron

Looks like a pretty serious race unfolding.
- Wolf Blitzer

We always think every other man's job is easier than our own.
The better he does it, the easier it looks.
- Eden Phillpotts

Until you play it, St.
Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.
- Sam Snead

I personally would not have plastic surgery.
What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.
- Calvin Klein

It looks like business, and people are much pleased.
- William Cameron Forbes

A diva is someone who pretends to know who she is and looks fabulous doing it.
- Jenifer Lewis

Museums are tombs, and it looks like everything is turning into a museum.
- Robert Smithson

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake,
is hiding something.
- Clifton Fadiman

In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat
if it looks like you're not cheating.
I think that's just a quirk of human nature.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

It is written on the arched sky; it looks out from every star.
It is the poetry of Nature; it is that which uplifts the spirit within us.
- John Ruskin

The music business looks like, you know,
innocent schoolboys compared to the TV business.
They care about nothing but profit.
- Tom Petty

The work which is manipulated looks a little boring to me.
I think life is pretty strange anyway.
It is wooo, wooo, wooo!
- Annie Leibovitz

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
- Sid Waddell

People are talking of his susceptibility to the rising delivery,
but let me tell you that when you are out of form,
every ball looks like a hand grenade.
- David Gower

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest
political education we have ever had,
but it looks like we need to relearn them again.
- Wavy Gravy

I like the fact that New York looks a bit backwards,
toward the Old World, rather than resolutely forwards.
- Carter Burwell

The light of lights looks always on the motive,
not the deed, the shadow of shadows on the deed alone.
- William Butler Yeats

Richard Schiff is a really good baseball player.
It's surprising because he looks exhausted.
- Bradley Whitford


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