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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Will Rogers
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers
Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
- Will Rogers
A fool and his money are soon elected.
- Will Rogers
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up
all the things that make you want to.
- the movie Interiors
Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who would want to live in an institution?
- H. L. Mencken
The means by which we live have outdistanced
the ends for which we live.
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.
We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Everybody is a genius.
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- Albert Einstein
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
We all live with the objective of being happy;
our lives are all different and yet the same.
- Anne Frank
We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter
Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The beauty does not live out there;
the beauty's in my eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is lived in the living.
Set aside convention, caution,
and arbitrary "rules" about how
life is supposed to be lived.
Choose! Explore! Adventure!
Live life to the fullest.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein
Formula to live your dream:
1. Be bold. 2. Begin now, 3. No exceptions.
- William James
Be curious; be adventurous; live life full-out.
Accept the challenge, and reach for the brass ring.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Live wild, life free, live as master of your own fate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others,
but it also becomes richer and happier.
- Albert Schweitzer
Make the most of your regrets;
never smother your sorrow,
but tend and cherish it till it comes to have
a separate and integral interest.
To regret deeply is to live afresh.
- Henry David Thoreau
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.
- James Dean
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth,
but delicious in the years of maturity.
- Albert Einstein
Our relationships live in the space between us which is sacred.
- Martin Buber
Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
- Mark Twain
Live life to the fullest.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
How could youths better learn to live
than by at once trying the experiment of living?
- Henry David Thoreau
The biggest adventure you can take is
to live the life of your dreams.
- Oprah Winfrey
Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.
If you live through it, you start looking
very carefully to the right and to the left.
- Jean Kerr
We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook
No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
It is later than you think.
- Horace
You don't get to choose how you're going to die,
only how you're going to live.
- Joan Baez
Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world.
We cannot cure the world of sorrows,
but we can choose to live in joy.
- Joseph Campbell
Live Your Dreams.
- Les Brown
Live boldly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
To live a creative life
we must lose our fear of being wrong.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce
Dream up the world you want to live in. Dream out loud.
- Bono
Life is full of beauty. Notice it.
Notice the bumble bee, the small child,
and the smiling faces.
Smell the rain, and feel the wind.
Live your life to the fullest potential,
and fight for your dreams.
- Ashley Smith
Happiness cannot thrive within the prison of obligation.
Live wild, life free, live as master of your own fate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Have a Vision, a Dream.
Believe in that Vision.
Live that Vision with every fiber of your being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We are always getting ready to live but never living.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you have imagined.
- Henry David Thoreau
Live life with no regrets and no resentments.
Whatever happened in the past,
forgive yourself and others. Choose love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
- Henry David Thoreau
Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous,
there's really nothing to lose.
- Jewel
Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Live with passion.
- Anthony Robbins
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Live the life you've dreamed.
- Henry David Thoreau
Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei
Make a conscious choice to live
a serene and stress-free life.
Stress is always waiting just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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