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I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most...
I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it.
- William J. Clinton
You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton
A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving.
I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.
- William J. Clinton
Strength and wisdom are not opposing values.
- William J. Clinton
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Part of our essential humanity is paying respect to what God gave us
and what will be here a long time after we're gone.
- William J. Clinton
A great democracy does not make it harder to vote than to buy an assault weapon.
- William J. Clinton
We must teach our children to resolve
their conflicts with words, not weapons.
- William J. Clinton
When I took office, only high energy physicists
had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web...
Now even my cat has its own page.
- William J. Clinton
In the new economy, information, education,
and motivation are everything.
- William J. Clinton
Let me say this as clearly as I can:
No matter how sharp a grievance or how deep a hurt,
there is no justification for killing innocents.
- William J. Clinton
When we make college more affordable,
we make the American dream more achievable.
- William J. Clinton
You know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president.
- William J. Clinton
Let us all take more responsibility,
not only for ourselves and our families, but
for our communities and our country.
- William J. Clinton
In today's knowledge-based economy,
what you earn depends on what you learn.
- William J. Clinton
Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think,
and that's the time when they most need to think.
- William J. Clinton
There is nothing wrong with America
that cannot be cured with what is right in America.
- William J. Clinton
You are the most powerful cultural force in the world.
- William J. Clinton
Nothing big ever came from being small.
- William J. Clinton
The new rage is to say that the government
is the cause of all our problems,
and if only we had no government, we'd have no problems.
I can tell you, that contradicts
evidence, history, and common sense.
- William J. Clinton
America and Israel share a special bond.
Our relationship is unique among all nations.
Like America, Israel is a strong democracy,
a symbol of freedom, and an oasis of liberty,
a home to the oppressed and persecuted.
- William J. Clinton
We should not let our response to
the people who disagree with us
be dictated by what they say about us
or even how they treat people we care for.
There has to be a chance that we can find love.
- William J. Clinton
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
- William J. Clinton
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)
I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)
A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler
When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher
The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy
Procrastination is like a credit card:
it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
- Christopher Parker
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono
Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll
I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin
Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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