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It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra
The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra
It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton
Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)
If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin
Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield
When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60.
They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
Procrastination is like a credit card:
it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
- Christopher Parker
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter
When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln
Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde
Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher
I am always ready to learn
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy
I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin
The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson
I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov
Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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