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Humans are allergic to change.
by Grace Hopper

Humans are allergic to change.
They love to say, "We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

A ship in port is safe,
but that's not what ships are built for.
Sail out to sea and do new things.
- Grace Hopper

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper


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Don't try to manage people;
You manage things; You lead people.
- Grace Hopper

The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.
- Grace Hopper


 

If you do something once,
people will call it an accident.
If you do it twice, t
hey call it a coincidence.
But do it a third time, and
you've just proven a natural law.
- Grace Hopper

You manage things, you lead people.
- Grace Hopper

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

Humans are amphibians - half spirit and half animal.
As spirits they belong to the eternal world,
but as animals they inhabit time.
- C. S. Lewis

Humans are essentially storytellers.
- Walter Fisher

Humans do have an amazing capacity
for believing what they choose,
and excluding that which is painful.
- Spock (character in Star Trek television series)

We humans feel an instinctive need to know
what is coming next - what we can count upon.
We fear change - even the most positive change.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Humans make illogical decisions.
- Spock (character in Star Trek movies and TV shows)

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Let us CHOOSE to bless ALL those around us,
not with an EXPECTATION that they should be more evolved,
but with UNDERSTANDING, and with our INTENTION
for a magnificent future for all humans.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For me, the most powerful expressions of true Christianity
in this material world are an unconditional love of all humans,
and an uncompromising commitment to caring for all
who are sick, infirm, or troubled -
as expressed in the biblical story of the Good Samaritan.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

What is it about sameness that so draws me,
and how could I begin to have
that same kind of attraction to change?
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I was taught that the way of progress
is neither swift nor easy.
- Marie Curie


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