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I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard
by Lisa Guerrero

I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard
Cosell and the other guys with my dad.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells,
too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been the only girl in those environments.
It's comfortable for me - I prefer it,
actually.
- Lisa Guerrero

You just have to hope that they'll grant you an interview.
- Lisa Guerrero


 

My mom died when I was 8.
- Lisa Guerrero

And I'm proud of what I do as a professional,
too.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm proud of being Hispanic.
- Lisa Guerrero


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There's that initial reticence for some athletes to take you seriously.
- Lisa Guerrero

We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations,
and you can also have your own style,
personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to.
- Lisa Guerrero

You mean the fact that Tom Arnold would spend more
time with the hair and makeup people than I would?
- Lisa Guerrero

I was so afraid that the athletes wouldn't talk to me because I'm a woman.
- Lisa Guerrero

In terms of broadcasting, you have to make decisions
about where you want to spend your time.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm comfortable with my femininity, and I don't try
to change what I look like just because I'm reporting
on football at the end of the night.
- Lisa Guerrero

I want to know about what makes an athlete tick.
- Lisa Guerrero

No, one of the great things about my three-year deal is that it's year-round.
They've offered me an opportunity to cover a lot of things in the offseason,
too.
- Lisa Guerrero

On my morning run, I listen to sports talk radio.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm proud of what I look like.
I'm proud that I look like my mom.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been around dudes and sports.
- Lisa Guerrero

And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would?
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm not going to relate to an athlete as a peer.
- Lisa Guerrero

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero

So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits
waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather.
- Lisa Guerrero

Being attractive and being credible can and do go together.
- Lisa Guerrero

So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.
- Lisa Guerrero

I know I'll be under a spotlight, I know I'll be under the microscope.
- Lisa Guerrero

In the morning, I reach for the sports page.
- Lisa Guerrero

My approach is a very human one, as a fan.
- Lisa Guerrero

I love color and I love to dress like a woman.
- Lisa Guerrero

When I'm anchoring, I miss chasing stories in the field.
- Lisa Guerrero

Constantly there's a credibility issue;
you're judged on how you look.
If you look good, people assume you aren't credible.
It's a battle you'll always fight if you're on TV and a female.
- Lisa Guerrero

We did not change as we grew older;
we just became more clearly ourselves.
- Lynn Hall

I grew up in a house where nobody had to tell me to
go to school every day and do my homework.
- Constance Baker Motley

There'll always be working people in my poems because I grew up with them,
and I am a poet of memory.
- Philip Levine

I grew up in a family in which political issues were often discussed,
and debated intensely.
- Joseph E. Stiglitz

I would be most content if my children grew up to be
the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly
of building enough bookshelves.
- Anna Quindlen

I grew up in a very religious family.
I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five.
- Akhmad Kadyrov

I grew up not liking my father very much.
I never saw him cry.
But he must have.
Everybody cries.
- Charley Pride

I grew up in a household where everybody lived at the top of his lungs.
- Frank Langella

I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around,
and I definitely want to have children as well.
- Heidi Klum

It was definitely a part of our life.
I mean, my mom had both her brothers and her fiancee
in Vietnam at the same time,
so it wasn't just my dad's story, it was my mom's story too.
And we definitely grew up listening to the stories.
- Vanessa Kerry

We emphasize that we believe in change because we were born of it,
we have lived by it, we prospered and grew great by it.
So the status quo has never been our god,
and we ask no one else to bow down before it.
- Carl T. Rowan

We grew out of the superhero comics,
but we still liked comics,
so we started putting our own experiences in the stories
we were doing for our own amusement.
- Gilbert Hernandez

For David Parker and Daniel Parker, with the respect
and admiration of their father,
who grew up with them.
- Robert B. Parker

As I grew older, I realized that it was much better
to insist on the genuine forms of nature,
for simplicity is the greatest adornment of art.
- Albrecht Durer

Cleveland is the place I grew up and lived much of my adult life,
so it will always be a part of my soul.
- Mark Edwards

I grew up in Seattle, but I always knew I wanted to leave.
- David Guterson

I'm excited about being here in an organization that I grew up rooting for...
I'm excited about being an Atlanta Brave and pitching in Game 1.
- Tim Hudson

My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between
religious belief and existential despair,
chose marijuana.
Now we are in our Cabernet stage.
- Peggy Noonan

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -
stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.
- Bill Bryson

I never grew up.
- Tracey Emin

Working on a film, you don't get time to develop rivalries,
but the theatre is like a little village,
and the differences between me, Lionel and Georgia grew.
- Ron Moody

It was a pretty rough neighborhood where I grew up
The really tough places were over around Third Avenue
where it ran into the Harlem River,
but we weren't far away.
- Norman Rockwell

I grew up mostly with classical, big band,
and a lot of Irish music - I really didn't start listening
to rock and roll until I was maybe sixteen.
- Moira Kelly

I grew up thinking that whatever I wanted to do,
I could do.
- Victoria Principal

It's probably why I'm a short story writer.
I tend to remember things in the past in narrative form,
in story form, and I grew up around people who told stories all the time.
- Tobias Wolff

I grew up on the tennis court with lots of other kids.
There were like 40 kids all afternoon and I was one of the youngest ones,
so I always had to chase everybody to keep up.
- Martina Hingis

I grew up and I became very successful at what I did as a young man.
I became a work addict because this was the only way
I could get any relief from this pain.
- Keith Miller

Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents
were in the business and that I grew up around actors,
comedians and directors.
- Ben Stiller

I grew up in Derry, of course, and it was -
Derry was the worst example of Northern Ireland's discrimination.
- John Hume

The Science Coalition, which grew out of an initial
concept at Harvard and at MIT,
has now grown to an informal group of about 60 research universities.
- Charles Vest

I grew up in the segregated South, right here in Lynchburg,
Virginia.
- Jerry Falwell

I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate.
- Brandon Boyd

Generally, the best recording is the original cast,
because that's the way the piece grew:
integrally,
with them.
- Stephen Sondheim

Of course, I grew up in Communist Romania,
but I am happy to say that now our country is democratic,
and prospering, since the revolution in 1989.
- Nadia Comaneci

My father died when I was five, but I grew up in a strong family.
- Philip Levine

My father was trained as a saddler, but in fact as
a young man worked in his father's business of rearing and selling cattle,
so he grew up in the countryside.
- Aaron Klug

I never wanted Mary Poppins to be my nanny.
I wanted to be her when I grew up.
- Anita Diament

I grew up in Ohio, and I was a musicologist since I was little;
it is all that I would ever read.
- Nina Blackwood

But working with Dre, I grew up with his music,
so I'm still like more a fan.
- Obie Trice

I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way
I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.
- Ben Stiller

But I am delighted to be a Dodger, I grew up a Dodger
fan and now my dreams have really come true.
- Milton Bradley


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