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Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog. ...
by Tangled

Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)

I say to you quite frankly that
the time for racial discrimination is over.
- Jimmy Carter

To state the facts frankly
is not to despair the future nor indict the past.
The prudent heir takes careful inventory of his legacies
and gives a faithful accounting
to those whom he owes an obligation of trust.
- John F. Kennedy

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall


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Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)


 

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

A man can't be too careful in the choice of enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is too short, time is too precious,
and the stakes are too high
to dwell on what might have been.
- Hilary Clinton

Genius always finds itself a century too early.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler

In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

This too, shall pass.
- Bible

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

It is a mistake to look too far ahead.
Only one link in the chain of destiny
can be handled at a time.
- Winston Churchill

A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

The chains of habit are too weak to be felt
until they are too strong to be broken.
- Samuel Johnson

Walking takes longer...
than any other known form of locomotion except crawling.
Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.
Life is already too short to waste on speed.
- Edward Abbey

Friendship, like the immortality of the soul,
is too good to be believed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America,
the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry,
and of criminal inquiry too.
- Thomas Jefferson

Embrace your uniqueness.
Time is much too short to be
living someone else's life.
- Kobi Yamada

Do not be too moral.
You may cheat yourself out of much life.
So aim above morality.
Be not simply good;
be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau

I have decided to stick with love.
Hate is too great a burden to bear.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

So long as you have courage and a sense of humor,
it is never too late to start life afresh.
- Freeman Dyson

"I wonder what Piglet is doing," thought Pooh.
"I wish I were there to be doing it, too."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.
- Kamran Hamid

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

Great people are those who make others feel
that they, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain

I am an optimist.
It does not seem too much use being anything else.
- Winston Churchill

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
- Anne Frank

Too many people overvalue what they are not,
and undervalue what they are.
- Malcolm S. Forbes

To say "too busy" is merely
to say "confused priorities."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Too many people are thinking of security
instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Bymes


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