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Find ecstasy in life;
by Emily Dickinson

Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.
- Emily Dickinson

I argue thee that love is life.
And life hath immortality.
- Emily Dickinson


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Dying is a wild night and a new road.
- Emily Dickinson

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup


 

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim

To succeed, you need to find
something to hold on to,
something to motivate you,
something to inspire you.
- Tony Dorsett

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

You must live in the present,
launch yourself on every wave,
find your eternity in each moment.
- Henry David Thoreau

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

Until he extends the circle of
his compassion to all living things,
man will not himself find peace.
- Albert Schweitzer

Stand up to your obstacles
and do something about them.
You will find that they haven't
half the strength you think they have.
- Norman Vincent Peale

When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim

A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous

We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous

Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him.
- Albert Schweitzer

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll

The best way to find yourself
is to lose yourself
in the service of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

When men destroy their old gods,
they will find new ones to take their place.
- Pearl S. Buck

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss
at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
- Honore de Balzac

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

Great men or men of great gifts
you shall easily find,
but symmetrical men never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

If you are possessed by an idea,
you will find it expressed everywhere,
you even smell it.
- Thomas Mann

When you find your path, you must not be afraid.
You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes.
Disappointment, defeat, and despair are
the tools God uses to show us the way.
- Paulo Coelho

The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw

If you are walking to seek, ye shall find.
- Sommeil Liberosensa

If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.
- Winston Churchill

Know that to find comfort, relax into the arms of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Find your way with the certain and gentle light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job,
tell 'em, Certainly I Can. -
and get busy and find out how to do it.
- Theodore Roosevelt

If a man does not make new acquaintances
as he advances through life,
he will soon find himself alone.
A man, sir, should keep his friendships in constant repair.
- Samuel Johnson

Each one has to find his peace from within.
And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you seek truth, you will not seek
victory by dishonorable means,
and if you find truth, you will become invincible.
- Epictetus

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

Go within every day and find the inner strength
so that the world will not blow your candle out.
- Katherine Dunham

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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