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We can change our lives.
by Tony Robbins

We can change our lives.
We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish.
- Tony Robbins

Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach.
- Tony Robbins

It is not what we get.
But who we become, what we contribute...
that gives meaning to our lives.
- Tony Robbins

Only those who have learned the power
of sincere and selfless contribution
experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment.
- Tony Robbins


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People are not lazy.
They simply have impotent goals -
that is, goals that do not inspire them.
- Tony Robbins

Successful people ask better questions,
and as a result, they get better answers.
- Tony Robbins

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Tony Robbins


 

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you've always gotten.
- Tony Robbins (quoting Mark Twain)

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

Once you have mastered time,
you will understand how true it is that
most people overestimate what
they can accomplish in a year -
and underestimate what
they can achieve in a decade!
- Tony Robbins

I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece.
I challenge you to join the ranks of those people
who live what they teach, who walk their talk.
- Tony Robbins

Whatever happens, take responsibility.
- Tony Robbins

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We humans feel an instinctive need to know
what is coming next - what we can count upon.
We fear change - even the most positive change.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Constant development is the law of life,
and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas
in order to appear consistent
drives himself into a false position.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

If you take the responsibility for your life,
you can start changing it.
- Osho

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

The most effective way to cope with change
is to help create it.
- L. W. Lynett

We must let go of the life we have planned,
so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

The most dangerous phrase in the language is,
"We've always done it this way."
- Grace Hopper


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