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Is That All There Is? ...
by Peggy Lee

Is That All There Is?
- Peggy Lee

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall PHOTO

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung


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A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran


 

Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
- George Bernard Shaw

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

A moment without joy is an eternity of sadness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie

One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein

Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard

If self-validation were our
most significant societal measure -
we would give trophies to ourselves.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The tongue like a sharp knife...
Kills without drawing blood.
- The Buddha

Death is not the greatest loss in life.
The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
- Norman Cousins

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
- Paul Tournier

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
- Henry David Thoreau

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

We are masters of the unsaid words,
but slaves of those we let slip out.
- Winston Churchill

Humans do have an amazing capacity
for believing what they choose,
and excluding that which is painful.
- Spock (character in Star Trek television series)

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully
as when they do it from religious conviction.
- Blaise Pascal

A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child.
Things never get back to the way they were.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

Seeing is not always believing.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
- Henry David Thoreau

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Grief is a normal and natural response to loss.
It is originally an unlearned feeling process.
Keeping grief inside increases your pain.
- Anne Grant

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch


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