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Todd Rundgren Quotes
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Sometimes you could tell what it was about -
it was interesting -
and sometimes it was quite obvious that someone had
lost it and it was on an endless loop.
- Todd Rundgren

It's the only way that YOUR life is gonna have any value to you.
If you're just living the same life that everybody
else is living what's the point?
- Todd Rundgren

There are still people who believe in that and wake
up every day believing it's possible,
and invest their whole selves in that.
- Todd Rundgren

Behind every tree there's a new monster.
- Todd Rundgren


 

So there was a way for you to get promoted and survive
as an artist without worrying about AM radio hits.
- Todd Rundgren

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell
just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.
- Todd Rundgren

It may not necessarily reflect my current frame of mind.
Sometimes I have to put myself at the point in time
of the voice that I'm trying to sing with.
- Todd Rundgren


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You do have a modicum of peace of mind here,
but it's as unsettled as any other place.
- Todd Rundgren

Most people outside of America won't get it.
It's the Easter bunny.
It's another lie and I don't understand why we had
to invent this character.
- Todd Rundgren

The God that can only love something like this man.
And from then on it was all downhill.
- Todd Rundgren

And so it's inescapable and people who proclaim scrupulous
honesty can only proclaim that if they don't examine
closely the things they believe.
- Todd Rundgren

The problem turned out to be that I never was that kind of an artist.
- Todd Rundgren

I've got billions of sparrows to worry about as well as everything else'.
So there's the whole idea that whatever it is that you believe,
it can never be valid unless you have some consensus reality demonstration.
- Todd Rundgren

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people
a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in
a haphazard way around the house...
and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.
- Todd Rundgren

Most people didn't have the bandwidth to download whole albums.
And so it brought back this cherry picking idea that
the audience would focus on certain songs and possibly
be the impetus behind what eventually got on AM radio:
the single or whatever.
- Todd Rundgren

There are some things that we know are just not as
pleasant as the lies that we tell ourselves,
and in that sense in order to endure existence everyone
endures a certain amount of dishonesty in their everyday lives.
- Todd Rundgren

One Long Year was just a song here and there,
and it was meant to reflect the mood that I was in
but unfortunately it also reflected too little of any
particular thing rather than hanging together as a whole album.
- Todd Rundgren

Singles needed to come back.
And what I tried to do in my online experiment was
to change the rules for myself and make available at
a more regular pace the fruits of my labour,
for people who decided they wanted to support my recordings.
- Todd Rundgren

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- W. C. Fields

It happens - Sometimes.
- the movie Forrest Gump

I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

The wine of youth does not always
clear with advancing years;
sometimes it grows turbid.
- Carl Jung

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
- Henry David Thoreau

He who can take advice is sometimes superior
to him who can give it.
- Erica Jong

Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
- Anne Bradstreet

For everything I observe or experience,
I create a story - not sometimes, but always.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is like an onion:
you peel it off one layer at a time,
and sometimes you weep.
- Carl Sandburg

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Good manners sometimes means simply
putting up with other people's bad manners.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Love can sometimes be magic.
But magic can sometimes...
just be an illusion.
- Javan

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

You have to open yourself up,
you have to be raw;
and you have to reveal yourself,
and sometimes it's very difficult.
- Bono

To deal with individual human needs
at the everyday level can be noble sometimes.
- Jimmy Carter

Sometimes before we make a record I go back and listen to a few.
It's equally humbling and uplifting.
- Michael Stipe

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.
- Barbara Kingsolver

Sometimes I can't figure designers out.
It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
- Erma Bombeck

I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and,
sometimes, very painful.
- Regis Philbin

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
- Wernher von Braun

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed
to cure a person in love.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

To kill an error is as good a service as,
and sometimes even better than,
the establishing of a new truth or fact.
- Charles Darwin

Sometimes good things fall apart
so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
- Lily Tomlin

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.
- Tammy Wynette

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
- Albert Einstein

Sometimes it happens that a man's circle
of horizon becomes smaller and smaller,
and as the radius approaches zero
it concentrates on one point.
And then that becomes his point of view.
- David Hilbert

Healing in a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
- Hippocrates

Sometimes poetry is inspired by the conversation entered
into by reading other poems.
- John Barton

Endings: sometimes a season of sorrow and grief.
Endings: what must precede new beginnings.
Life is an endless cycle of endings and beginnings.
Renewal and rebirth cannot occur without endings -
as the new year's crop can only be planted and flourish
in the decay of last year.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

For everything observed or experienced,
each of us creates a "story" - not sometimes, but always.
A "story" is the fiction a person tells themselves
about what has happened or is happening.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I sometimes talk about the making of a poem within the poem.
- Howard Nemerov

With manners comes insincerity.
Truth is sometimes difficult.
- Bono

Friends love misery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong

You can do what you have to do,
and sometimes you can do it
even better than you think you can.
- Jimmy Carter


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