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Is That All There Is?
- Peggy Lee
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall 
It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot
I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity
Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
- George Bernard Shaw
Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West
I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie
I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson
Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden
Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson
Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston
A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson
A moment without joy is an eternity of sadness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau
True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope
For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier
Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal
"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe
The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei
Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton
True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore
I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller
There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson
Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen
Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare
I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore
The person who you're with most in life is yourself
and if you don't like yourself,
you're always with somebody you don't like.
- Marc S. Lewis
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare
When life offers you a dream so far
beyond any of your expectations,
it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer
Seeing is not always believing.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci
The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
- Larry David
Misery nourishes your ego -
that's why you see so many miserable people in the world.
The basic, central point is the ego.
- Osho
There are no good-byes.
Wherever we are, you'll always be in my heart.
- Anonymous
Those whom we can love, we can hate;
to others we are indifferent.
- Henry David Thoreau
Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous
A pessimist is never disappointed.
- Jack Cleary
We are masters of the unsaid words,
but slaves of those we let slip out.
- Winston Churchill
He who trusts all things to chance,
makes a lottery of his life
- Proverb
Grief is a normal and natural response to loss.
It is originally an unlearned feeling process.
Keeping grief inside increases your pain.
- Anne Grant
Those that want friends to open themselves unto
are cannibals of their own hearts.
- Francis Bacon
In case you failed to notice,
in case you failed to see,
this is my heart,
bleeding before you,
this is me down on my knees.
- Jewel
There are people in the world so hungry,
that God cannot appear to them
except in the form of bread.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
- Albert Einstein
A person who trusts no one can't be trusted.
- Jerome Blattner
Cry for the souls of the angry,
for they sleep the troubled sleep of the damned.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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