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Nhat Hanh Quotes
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People deal too much with the negative,
with what is wrong.
Why not try and see positive things,
to just touch those things and make them bloom?
- Nhat Hanh

The practice of peace and reconciliation is one of
the most vital and artistic of human actions.
- Nhat Hanh

In order to rally people, governments need enemies...
if they do not have a real enemy, they will invent
one in order to mobilize us.
- Nhat Hanh

In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change.
- Nhat Hanh


 

We really have to understand the person we want to love.
If our love is only a will to possess,
it is not love.
If we only think of ourselves, if we know only our
own needs and ignore the needs of the other person,
we cannot love.
- Nhat Hanh

Smiling is very important.
If we are not able to smile, then the world will not have peace.
It is not by going out for a demonstration against
nuclear missiles that we can bring about peace.
It is with our capacity of smiling, breathing,
and being peace that we can make peace.
- Nhat Hanh

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO


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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer PHOTO

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
- Samuel Butler

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Everybody knows how to raise children,
except the people who have them.
- P. J. O'Rourke

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced
so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
- Mark Twain

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

Older people shouldn't eat health food,
they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."
- Lewis Carroll

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood,
but it didn't because parenting can only be learned
by people who have no children.
- Bill Cosby

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some people are so heavenly minded
that they are no earthly good.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The whole problem with the world is that
fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
- Bertrand Russell

You can safely assume that you've
created God in your own image
when it turns out that God hates
all the same people you do.
- Anne Lamott

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

History is the version of past events
that people have decided to agree upon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions
are in almost every case gotten at second hand,
and without examination
- Mark Twain

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;
he who loves no one has no woes.
- The Buddha

The church is always trying to get other people to reform;
it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little,
by way of example.
- Mark Twain

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

The most important service rendered
by the press and the magazines
is that of educating people
to approach printed matter with distrust.
- Samuel Butler

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people
by the people for the people.
- Oscar Wilde

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

You know the only people who are always sure about
the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
- Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational
act that two people in love can commit.
- Bill Cosby

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous

Thinking is what most people resort to after all else fails.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert,
to fleece the people.
- Abraham Lincoln

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

Square meals often make round people.
- E. Joseph Cossman

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)


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