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Lisa Guerrero Quotes
Funny Quotes by Lisa Guerrero

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I'm proud of what I look like.
I'm proud that I look like my mom.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been the only girl in those environments.
It's comfortable for me - I prefer it,
actually.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm proud of being Hispanic.
- Lisa Guerrero

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero


 

And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would?
- Lisa Guerrero

And I'm proud of what I do as a professional,
too.
- Lisa Guerrero

No, one of the great things about my three-year deal is that it's year-round.
They've offered me an opportunity to cover a lot of things in the offseason,
too.
- Lisa Guerrero


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So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits
waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather.
- Lisa Guerrero

I know I'll be under a spotlight, I know I'll be under the microscope.
- Lisa Guerrero

My mom died when I was 8.
- Lisa Guerrero

My approach is a very human one, as a fan.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells,
too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.
- Lisa Guerrero

When I'm anchoring, I miss chasing stories in the field.
- Lisa Guerrero

There's that initial reticence for some athletes to take you seriously.
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm comfortable with my femininity, and I don't try
to change what I look like just because I'm reporting
on football at the end of the night.
- Lisa Guerrero

We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations,
and you can also have your own style,
personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to.
- Lisa Guerrero

I love color and I love to dress like a woman.
- Lisa Guerrero

In terms of broadcasting, you have to make decisions
about where you want to spend your time.
- Lisa Guerrero

On my morning run, I listen to sports talk radio.
- Lisa Guerrero

Being attractive and being credible can and do go together.
- Lisa Guerrero

I've always been around dudes and sports.
- Lisa Guerrero

I want to know about what makes an athlete tick.
- Lisa Guerrero

I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard
Cosell and the other guys with my dad.
- Lisa Guerrero

I was so afraid that the athletes wouldn't talk to me because I'm a woman.
- Lisa Guerrero

In the morning, I reach for the sports page.
- Lisa Guerrero

So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.
- Lisa Guerrero

You mean the fact that Tom Arnold would spend more
time with the hair and makeup people than I would?
- Lisa Guerrero

I'm not going to relate to an athlete as a peer.
- Lisa Guerrero

You just have to hope that they'll grant you an interview.
- Lisa Guerrero

Constantly there's a credibility issue;
you're judged on how you look.
If you look good, people assume you aren't credible.
It's a battle you'll always fight if you're on TV and a female.
- Lisa Guerrero

I am proud to be an American.
Because an American can eat anything on the face of
this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
- Bill Cosby

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.
- Lauren Bacall

This world of ours... must avoid becoming
a community of dreadful fear and hate,
and be, instead, a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
- Samuel Pepys

I make my own choices.
I decide what I will and will not do.
I am proud of my independence.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In our home there was always prayer -
aloud,
proud and unapologetic.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

Don't let anyone else take the measure
of your worth and capabilities.
Always stand proud in who you are.
- Margaret Spellings

Do the best you can. Be proud of your accomplishments -
without comparing yourself to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty
out-values all the utilities of the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Know that you do not need the approval of others.
You are unique and magnificent. Stand tall, stand proud.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

That I was born to this circle - I am blessed.
That I choose to stand in this circle - I am proud.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What I was proud of was that I used very few parts
to build a computer that could actually speak words
on a screen and type words on a keyboard and run a
programming language that could play games.
And I did all this myself.
- Steve Wozniak

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
It is not proud. It does not dishonor others,
It is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered,
It keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians 13:4-8 (NIV)

I am persuaded that the world has been tricked into adopting
some false and most pernicious notions about consistency -
and to such a degree that the average man has
turned the rights and wrongs of things entirely around
and is proud to be "consistent," unchanging, immovable, fossilized,
where it should be his humiliation.
- Mark Twain

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God,
I've made his bones, because I've attended to every meal,
and how he sleeps,
and the fact that he swims like a fish
because I took him to the ocean.
I'm so proud of all those things.
But he is my biggest pride.
- John Lennon

Britain can be proud of its response to the tsunami appeal.
- Gordon Brown

Likely as not, the child you can do the least with
will do the most to make you proud.
- Mignon McLaughlin

I think I'm most proud of my family right now.
I'm more into that then I've ever been.
It also gives a new area to draw from in creativity with my songs.
- Merle Haggard

In the best days of our republic Americans were fiercely
proud of the fact that rich and poor met on such equal terms in so many ways,
and without the slightest trace of hostility.
- Robert Welch

I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool
or like a tough guy or more interesting actor,
I'm not proud of it.
- Shia LaBeouf

I am proud of what I have got and I need an audience.
- Farrah Fawcett

If there's a Disney animated feature based in Hawaii,
I knew I had to be part of it.
I'm very proud to be from Hawaii.
There was no question the role was mine.
- Tia Carrere

The truly proud man knows neither superiors or inferiors.
The first he does not admit of - the last he does not concern himself about.
- William Hazlitt

Yes, I'm Catholic; I'm proud of it.
But I had lots of Protestant friends.
- Liam Neeson

The flower has opened, has been in the sun and is unafraid.
I'm taking more chances; I'm bold and proud.
- Paula Cole

I love Madrid.
I am happy to be here.
I have been here three years and hope to be here longer.
But I am proud of where I come from and never forget
the people I grew up with.
- Zinedine Zidane

I can't really say how big the cult is.
But I'm proud of it.
I'm proud that it has a life.
- Bob Odenkirk

We are rarely proud when we are alone.
- Voltaire

I am very proud to be British.
I'm very conscious of carrying my country with me wherever I go.
I feel I need to represent it well.
- Julie Andrews

I am proud to be an American, and proud that such beliefs
are at the core of our country and its citizens.
- John Linder

I've made a connection with the television audience
by being a proud Latino man.
I am passionate for what I do, courageous in the face of peril,
honest and straightforward.
- Geraldo Rivera

The Martha Stewart trial makes clear how far women
have risen in the business world.
America can be proud of our equal-opportunity prosecution and conviction.
- Rosabeth Moss Kanter

The true measure of a career is to be able to be content,
even proud, that you succeeded through your own endeavors
without leaving a trail of casualties in your wake.
- Alan Greenspan

He that is proud of riches is a fool.
For if he is exalted above his neighbors because he has more gold,
how much inferior is he to a gold mine.
- Jeremy Taylor

I would say probably Pirates of Silicon Valley just
because I'm proud of the work,
playing Gates.
- Anthony Michael Hall

One of the things I'm most proud of about my career
is the fact I've managed to keep options open.
- Clive Owen

And I'm very proud of the 50,000 poll workers and election
officials who delivered a free and fair election.
- Kenneth Blackwell

I never regarded my pictures as very much to be proud of,
except in this, the craft, the style.
- Douglas Sirk

My daughter is one of the associate producers on two shows for Disney.
I am really proud of her.
- Mary Ann Mobley


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