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Kamran Hamid Quotes
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Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.
- Kamran Hamid

Until you make the unconscious conscious,
it will direct your life and you will call it fate.
- Carl Jung

Happiness cannot thrive within the prison of obligation.
Live wild, life free, live as master of your own fate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live wild, life free, live as master of your own fate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Remember, upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
- Alexander the Great

Concern for man and his fate must always form
the chief interest of all technical endeavors.
Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
- Albert Einstein

I do not believe in a fate that
falls on men however they act;
but I do believe in a fate
that falls on them unless they act.
- The Buddha


 

Great leadership is not the visit of an unexpected fate
but rather a flame which is kept burning
in spite of the winds of risk and opposition.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is what a man thinks of himself
that really determines his fate.
- Henry David Thoreau

Fate makes us family. choice makes us friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Each man is the architect of his own fate.
- Appius Claudius

Men and women are not prisoners of fate,
but only prisoners of their own minds.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

When an inner situation is not made conscious,
it appears outside as fate.
- Carl Jung

Men are not prisoners of fate,
but only prisoners of their own minds.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
- Jacques Delille

Fate is nothing but the deeds committed
in a prior state of existence.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are not going to be able
to operate our Spaceship Earth
successfully nor for much longer
unless we see it as a whole spaceship
and our fate as common.
It has to be everybody or nobody.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

If all of us acted in unison as I act individually
there would be no wars and no poverty.
I have made myself personally responsible
for the fate of every human being who has come my way.
- Anais Nin

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran PHOTO

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

Procrastination is like a credit card:
it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
- Christopher Parker

Customs do not concern themselves
with right or wrong or reason.
But they have to be obeyed;
one reasons all around them until he is tired,
but he must not transgress them, it is sternly forbidden.
- Mark Twain

The God of Children and Fools:
There once was a man way up high,
who sat on his chair in the sky.
he called down to fool us,
and said he would rule us,
until we woke up bye and bye.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

Not until we are lost
do we begin to understand ourselves.
- Henry David Thoreau

People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

When you feel worried and depressed,
consciously form a smile on your face and act upbeat
until the happy feeling becomes genuine.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

I am sorry to think that you do not get a man's
most effective criticism until you provoke him.
Severe truth is expressed with some bitterness.
- Henry David Thoreau

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

The chains of habit are too weak to be felt
until they are too strong to be broken.
- Samuel Johnson

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

We'll be friends until forever, just you wait and see.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves.
The process never ends until we die.
And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We can never obtain peace in the outer world
until we make peace with ourselves.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

A man can fail many times,
but he isn't a failure until
he begins to blame somebody else.
- John Burroughs

If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,
you'll probably never do much of anything.
- Win Borden

A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain

Nobody cares how much you know,
until they know how much you care.
- attributed to Theodore Roosevelt, among others,
but probably earlier and anonymous

The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent
will not pass until there is
an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.
Freedom is like that. It's like air.
When you have it, you don't notice it.
- Boris Yeltsin

Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Anais Nin

Know that you cannot create great new beginnings
until you sincerely celebrate the endings that precede them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some things cannot be spoken or discovered until
we have been stuck, incapacitated,
or blown off course for awhile.
- David Whyte

I wept because I had no shoes
until I met a man who had no feet.
- old Persian Proverb

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
- Michael W. Smith

Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.
I can never be what I ought to be
until you are what you ought to be.
This is the interrelated structure of reality.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Until you'll willing to look foolish,
you'll never have the possibility of being great.
- Cher

Only put off until tomorrow
what you are willing to die having left undone.
- Pablo Picasso

How you think when you lose
determines how long it will be until you win.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

I have found the paradox,
that if you love until it hurts,
there can be no more hurt, only more love.
- Mother Teresa

No one knows what he can do until he tries.
- Publilius Syrus

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb

The way to do fieldwork is never to
come up for air until it is all over.
- Margaret Mead

War will exist until that distant day
when the conscientious objector
enjoys the same reputation and prestige
that the warrior does today.
- John F. Kennedy

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour
is not the critical, decisive hour.
Write it on your heart that
every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly,
until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It always seems impossible until its done.
- Nelson Mandela

Until he extends the circle of
his compassion to all living things,
man will not himself find peace.
- Albert Schweitzer

Things are only impossible until they're not.
- Jean-Luc Picard, character in STAR TREK: The Next Generation

I believe that anyone can conquer fear
by doing the things he fears to do,
provided he keeps doing them until he gets
a record of successful experience behind him.
- Eleanor Roosevelt


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