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John Keats Quotes
Funny Quotes by John Keats

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever:
its loveliness increases;
it will never pass into nothingness.
- John Keats

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek


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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death


 

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you want total security, go to prison.
There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on.
The only thing lacking... is freedom.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

There is no such thing as public opinion.
There is only published opinion.
- Winston Churchill

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

The most difficult thing in the world
is to know how to do a thing
and to watch somebody else doing it wrong,
without comment.
- Theodore. H. White

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

There is only one thing about which I am certain,
and that is that there is very little
about which one can be certain.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Science is a wonderful thing
if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- Albert Einstein

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

If Christ were here now there is one thing
he would not be - a Christian.
- Mark Twain

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W. C. Fields

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- Albert Einstein

A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill

Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, 1896)

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong PHOTO

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
- Helen Keller PHOTO

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing,
and should be treated with caution.
- J. K. Rowling

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations...
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Winston Churchill

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself -
nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror
which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

There is no such thing as a lovers' oath.
- Plato

You must do the thing that you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

The only real valuable thing is intuition.
- Albert Einstein

Shake structures.
School yourself.
Look twice at a thing,
once upside down.
Answer yourself clearly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
- Albert Einstein

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

You have to accept whatever comes
and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage
and with the best that you have to give.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Getting old is a fascination thing.
The older you get, the older you want to get.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.
- Bertrand Russell

A quotation is a handy thing to have about,
saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Do the thing you fear,
and death of fear is certain.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself -
nameless, unreasoning, unjustified, terror.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval -
a thing which, to the general run of the human race,
is more dreaded than wolves and death.
- Mark Twain

To be one, to be united is a great thing.
But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.
- Bono

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
- Helen Keller

If you were a warrior,
you would know that the worst thing
one can do is confront human beings directly.
- Carlos Castaneda

But what a cruel thing is war
to separate and destroy families and friends.
- Robert E. Lee

Take a deep breath and do the difficult thing first.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein (attributed)

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing
was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
- Margaret Mead

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow.
The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
- Abraham Lincoln

Confidence is the most important thing,
more important than gold or currency.
- Wen Jiabao

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing,
moving at different speeds.
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
- William James

The only thing that makes life possible
is permanent, intolerable uncertainty;
not knowing what comes next.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

We tell lies when we are afraid...
afraid of what we don't know,
afraid of what others will think,
afraid of what will be found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie,
the thing that we fear grows stronger.
- Williams Tad

I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing,
whether it comes from a black man or a white man.
- Nelson Mandela

The most incomprehensible thing about the world
is that it is comprehensible.
- Albert Einstein

See God in every person, place, and thing,
and all will be well in your world.
- Louise L. Hay

Whenever you do a thing,
act as if all the world were watching.
- Thomas Jefferson

Unless we place our religion
and our treasure in the same thing,
religion will always be sacrificed.
- Epictetus


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