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Honore de Balzac Quotes
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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss
at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
- Honore de Balzac

The man of science is a poor philosopher.
- Albert Einstein

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard


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God Loves an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
So does Your Mother.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- Mark Twain

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu


 

The most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched,
they must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

We attract abundance when we ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Today is your day to paint life in bold colors;
set today's rhythm with your heart-drum;
walk today's march with courage;
create today as your celebration of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Tell your heart that the fear of suffering
is worse than the suffering itself.
- Paulo Coelho PHOTO

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift
and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant
and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein

Say NO to the demands of the world.
Say YES to the longings of your own heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The key to forgiveness is to forgive from the heart -
not from the mind.
- Sheri Rosenthal

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado PHOTO

Listen to the compass of your heart.
All you need lies within you.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Set Life's Rhythm with Your Heart-Drum
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb PHOTO

In case you failed to notice,
in case you failed to see,
this is my heart,
bleeding before you,
this is me down on my knees.
- Jewel

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Doubt and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination,
which the steadfast heart will conquer,
and the large mind will transcend.
- Helen Keller

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart,
it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade.
It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The primal rhythmic power
and resonant sound of waves on the shore
are like the earth's heartbeat,
and become our connection with the body of nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

The heart is always right -
if there's a question of choosing between the mind and the heart -
because mind is a creation of the society.
It has been educated.
You have been given it by the society, not by existence.
The heart is unpolluted.
- Osho

The more you know the less you feel.
- Bono

The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

The more you see the less you know.
- Bono

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

Do what you feel in your heart to be right.
You'll be criticized anyway.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

My heart bleeds at the death of every one of our gallant men.
- Robert E. Lee

When you are sorrowful, look again in your heart,
and you shall see that in truth
you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
- Khalil Gibran

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

There are no good-byes.
Wherever we are, you'll always be in my heart.
- Anonymous

The intellect is a cold thing
and a merely intellectual idea
will never stimulate thought
in the same manner that a spiritual idea does.
- Ernest Holmes

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The heart is forever inexperienced.
- Henry David Thoreau

A generous heart, kind speech,
and a life of service and compassion
are the things which renew humanity.
- The Buddha

For it was not into my ear you whispered,
but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed,
but my soul.
- Judy Garland

Your work is to discover your world
and then with all your heart give yourself to it.
- The Buddha

The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The way is not in the sky.
The way is in the heart.
- The Buddha

You can choose to follow your heart always.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Dance with a Light Heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friends are those who lift you up
when your heart's wings forget how to fly.
- Anonymous

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink,
but they whose heart is firm,
and whose conscience approves their conduct,
will pursue their principles unto death.
- Thomas Paine

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.
- Abraham Lincoln

Forgive Your Brother from Your Heart.
- Matthew 18:21-22

Facing a difficulty requires a willingness of heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment.
It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I set today's life-rhythm with my heart-drum.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A good head and a good heart
are always a formidable combination.
- Nelson Mandela

We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous

May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

I am the poet of my mind.
I am the painter of my heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Affirmation:
All people are my heart-felt brothers and sisters.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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