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Guy Lafleur Quotes
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When trouble comes, it's your family that supports you.
- Guy Lafleur

The day you hear someone call me captain will be the day I buy a boat.
- Guy Lafleur

Anyway, I've never been captain in 16 years in the NHL.
But that didn't stop me being a leader in my own way.
- Guy Lafleur

After 13 years, I couldn't accept to be number two.
- Guy Lafleur


 

A lot of the players are not involved with any NHL team,
so to play and travel around with the Oldtimers' it's
a kind of gift that the players really appreciate.
- Guy Lafleur

The players wanted more money, higher salary caps and
they didn't have that family relationship we felt with the players.
Mentally, the players were more businesslike.
- Guy Lafleur

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.
- Guy Lafleur


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It's nice to see the young ones 7, 8,
9 years old.
It seems like they know you through their parents.
- Guy Lafleur

Well, it's always nice to know the fans didn't forget
what you did when you played in the NHL.
- Guy Lafleur

Go ahead, work hard and never be afraid to try something.
Even if you don't make it, at least you can say you tried.
- Guy Lafleur

I realized that my family was more important to me
than downtown night life.
- Guy Lafleur

Play every game as if it is your last one.
- Guy Lafleur

It's nice to go to small places where we had a lot of fans.
They followed our career and it's kind of a way to
say thank you to them and do it for a good cause.
- Guy Lafleur

That's why I made a comeback in 1988.
I knew there were chances of not making it,
but I didn't want to end up at sixty years old and
say I should have tried when I was thirty-eight.
- Guy Lafleur

I was working on the farm to get in shape,
about a mile away from my parents.
You know, I did everything as a kid to stay in shape -
jogging,
work on the farm, driving the tractor.
I'll never forget.
- Guy Lafleur

I think it was always there and it was maybe a matter of bringing it out.
It was harder than I thought it would be and I had to try harder.
I had to regain my confidence, maybe the most important thing.
I have learned a lot to relax.
I know what I can do now, and I do it.
- Guy Lafleur

I would compare that to when I first started with the Montreal Canadiens;
it was a big family then,
where the guys really stuck together and worked like a unit.
But when I came back in '88, it was not like that anymore.
- Guy Lafleur

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed) PHOTO

I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own.
- Les Dawson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is,
he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

A quotation is a handy thing to have about,
saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Nobody, as long as he moves about
among the chaotic currents of life,
is without trouble.
- Carl Jung

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

All marriages are happy.
It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
- Raymond Hull

A "No" uttered from deepest conviction
is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please,
or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify
the trouble we take to have sex.
- Daniel S. Greenberg

Birds are indicators of the environment.
If they are in trouble, we know we'll soon be in trouble.
- Roger Tory Peterson

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble,
delegate; when in charge, ponder.
- James H. Boren

Do not anticipate trouble,
or worry about what may never happen.
Keep in the sunlight.
- Benjamin Franklin

Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders
and each generation grows up into something harder to shock.
- Ben Lindsey

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash

I love those who can smile in trouble,
who can gather strength from distress,
and grow brave by reflection.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The trouble with always trying to preserve the health
of the body is that it is so difficult to do without
destroying the health of the mind.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
- George Washington

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom;
and he that increaseth his riches,
increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure,
and trouble findeth it not.
- Akhenaton

Dad, I'm in some trouble.
There's been an accident and you're going to hear all
sorts of things about me from now on.
Terrible things.
- Edward Kennedy

When I look back on all these worries,
I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed
that he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened.
- Winston Churchill

Do not trouble yourself much
to get new things, whether clothes or friends...
Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
- Henry David Thoreau

My motto was always to keep swinging.
Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field,
the only thing to do was keep swinging.
- Hank Aaron

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery

The trouble with law is lawyers.
- Clarence Darrow

The trouble with travelling back later on is that you
can never repeat the same experience.
- Michael Palin

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet
when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
- Anonymous

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts -
that's when I get in trouble.
- Angelina Jolie

You don't help people in your poems.
I've been trying to help people all my life -
that's my trouble.
- Charles Olson

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
- Martin Mull

From behind the Iron Curtain, there are signs that tyranny
is in trouble and reminders that its structure
is as brittle as its surface is hard.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every government is a parliament of whores.
The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
- P. J. O'Rourke

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking
if there is anything you can do.
Think up something appropriate and do it.
- Edward W. Howe

My God, this is a hell of a job. I have no trouble with my enemies.
I can take care of my enemies all right.
But my damn friends, my goddamn friends.
They're the ones that keep me walking the floor at night.
- Warren G. Harding

Move to your heart, Breathe.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply - slowly -
fill your lungs with love and gratitude -
exhale each and every trouble -
again and again - gratitude in, troubles out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself.
Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day.
- Samuel Butler

Women candidates have two unique problems.
They have trouble raising money and being taken seriously by the media.
- Maureen Reagan

It's hard to know what to say about somebody like that,
except there are people who look for trouble.
And trouble is very easy to find when you go looking for it.
- Patty Hearst

I had trouble distinguishing art from life.
I don't now, and I feel much better!
- Donald Fagen

The trouble with most people is that they think with
their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.
- Will Durant

Some women like to sit down with trouble as if it were knitting.
- Ellen Glasgow

The trouble in America is not that we are making too many mistakes,
but that we are making too few.
- Philip Knight

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
- Martin Mull

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert,
but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the
police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.
- Jim Coleman

Trouble shared is trouble halved.
- Lee Iacocca

I became chairman of the inmates committee.
Got into a lot of trouble.
Was accused of fomenting a riot.
Was accused of plotting to kill the warden.
- Clifford Irving

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives,
you can only win.
- Shelley Long


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