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Gustav Klimt Quotes
Funny Quotes by Gustav Klimt

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Sometimes I miss out the morning's painting session
and instead study my Japanese books in the open.
- Gustav Klimt

There is nothing that special to see when looking at me.
I'm a painter who paints day in day out,
from morning till evening - figure pictures and landscapes,
more rarely portraits.
- Gustav Klimt

Although even when I am being idle I have plenty of
food for thought both early and late -
thoughts both about and not about art.
- Gustav Klimt

Even when I have to write a simple letter I'm scared
stiff as if faced with looming seasickness.
- Gustav Klimt


 

Whoever wants to know something about me -
as an artist which alone is significant -
they should look attentively at my pictures and there
seek to recognise what I am and what I want.
- Gustav Klimt

If the weather is good I go into the nearby wood -
there I am painting a small beech forest (in the sun)
with a few conifers mixed in.
This takes until 8 'o clock.
- Gustav Klimt

All art is erotic.
- Gustav Klimt


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True relaxation, which would do me the world of good,
does not exist for me.
- Gustav Klimt

On my first days here I did not start work immediately but,
as planned, I took it easy for a few days -
flicked through books,
studied Japanese art a little.
- Gustav Klimt

There is no self-portrait of me.
- Gustav Klimt

I can paint and draw.
I believe this myself and a few other people say that they believe this too.
But I'm not certain of whether it's true.
- Gustav Klimt

After tea it's back to painting - a large poplar at
dusk with a gathering storm.
From time to time instead of this evening painting
session I go bowling in one of the neighbouring villages,
but not very often.
- Gustav Klimt

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- W. C. Fields

It happens - Sometimes.
- the movie Forrest Gump

I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

He who can take advice is sometimes superior
to him who can give it.
- Erica Jong

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
- Henry David Thoreau

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

The wine of youth does not always
clear with advancing years;
sometimes it grows turbid.
- Carl Jung

Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted
with the government of himself.
Can he, then be trusted with the government of others?
Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him?
Let history answer this question.
- Thomas Jefferson

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
- Anne Bradstreet PHOTO

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy.
- Thich Nhat Hanh PHOTO

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe PHOTO

Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is like an onion:
you peel it off one layer at a time,
and sometimes you weep.
- Carl Sandburg

Good manners sometimes means simply
putting up with other people's bad manners.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

For everything I observe or experience,
I create a story - not sometimes, but always.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys.
It's easier to trust men sometimes.
I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
- Paris Hilton

Sometimes, the only realists are the dreamers.
- Paul Wellstone

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Sometimes you get the results you wanted,
sometimes you don't.
What matters is that you did your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think,
and that's the time when they most need to think.
- William J. Clinton

The challenge of living a great life is to create
a meaningful whole out of sometimes ill-fitting halves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes I can't figure designers out.
It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
- Erma Bombeck

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression
by saying something,
and sometimes one creates as significant
an impression by remaining silent.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Sometimes it is better to lose
and do the right thing
than to win and do the wrong thing.
- Tony Blair

Sometimes it happens that a man's circle
of horizon becomes smaller and smaller,
and as the radius approaches zero
it concentrates on one point.
And then that becomes his point of view.
- David Hilbert

To deal with individual human needs
at the everyday level can be noble sometimes.
- Jimmy Carter

I sometimes talk about the making of a poem within the poem.
- Howard Nemerov

The willow which bends to the tempest,
often escapes better than the oak which resists it;
and so in great calamities,
it sometimes happens that light and frivolous spirits
recover their elasticity and presence of mind sooner
than those of a loftier character.
- Albert Schweitzer

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed
to cure a person in love.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Greatness is not in where we stand,
but in what direction we are moving.
We must sail sometimes with the wind
and sometimes against it -
but sail we must,
and not drift, nor lie at anchor.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
- Katharine Hepburn

You can do what you have to do,
and sometimes you can do it
even better than you think you can.
- Jimmy Carter

More marriages might survive if the partners realized
that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
- Doug Larson

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic,
violent father.
He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.
- Dean Koontz

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Sometimes before we make a record I go back and listen to a few.
It's equally humbling and uplifting.
- Michael Stipe

You have to open yourself up,
you have to be raw;
and you have to reveal yourself,
and sometimes it's very difficult.
- Bono

Sometimes the things you really want
sneak in the back door.
Notice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero,
but it's not all that important to me anymore.
- Dennis Quaid

Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody
that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
- David Byrne

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.
- Tammy Wynette

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
- Lily Tomlin

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
- Albert Einstein

Sometimes, our family's most important job
is reminding us how unimportant we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has,
it may be inadvisable to draw it out...
Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure.
- A. E. Housman


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