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Grover Norquist Quotes
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My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years,
to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.
- Grover Norquist

Obsessions turn people off.
- Grover Norquist

Our goal is to shrink government to the size where
we can drown it in a bathtub.
- Grover Norquist

Clinton and Obama practice this politics known quaintly
as the Richard Speck strategy:
if you cannot take on everyone in the room at once,
take them out of the room one at a time.
- Grover Norquist


 

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll;
you don't get to dress yourself anymore.
- Grover Norquist

The statists want to control the economy.
- Grover Norquist

Every time you cut programs, you take away a person
who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put
him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer.
A farmer on subsidies is part welfare bum,
whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun.
- Grover Norquist


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We want to reduce the size of government in half as
a percentage of GNP over the next 25 years.
We want to reduce the number of people depending on
government so there is more autonomy and more free citizens.
- Grover Norquist

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis PHOTO

Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek,
but a means by which we arrive at that goal.
- Martin Luther King, Jr. PHOTO

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.
The world is addicted to it.
- Bill Cosby

The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge
and the dissemination of truth.
- John F. Kennedy

The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard

The goal of life is
to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe,
to match your nature with Nature.
- Joseph Campbell

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal,
and then leap in the dark to our success.
- Henry David Thoreau

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal,
and not in reaching it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much
of my own food as possible.
- Daryl Hannah

Nothing can stop the man with the right
mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man
with the wrong mental attitude.
- Thomas Jefferson

Old age is an excellent time for outrage.
My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
- Louis Kronenberger

A corporation's primary goal is to make money.
Government's primary role is to take a big chunk of
that money and give it to others.
- Larry Ellison

You know that you have fully experienced love
when you turn into love -
that is the spiritual goal of life.
- Deepak Chopra

Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable...
Every step toward the goal of justice
requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle;
the tireless exertions and
passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

What are you committed to?
Have you started, or are you still thinking about it -
and making excuses?
Do you work toward your goal each day?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you know what to do to reach your goal,
it's not a big enough goal.
- Bob Proctor

If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa,
there are also roads that lead to their goal.
Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness.
- Nelson Mandela

Beating an opponent is not a goal,
but a by-product of success.
- John Wooden

Success... A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life is a continuity always and always.
There is no final destination it is going towards.
Just the pilgrimage, just the journey in itself is life,
not reaching to some point,
no goal - just dancing and being in pilgrimage,
moving joyously, without bothering about any destination.
- Osho

The government should set a goal for a clean environment
but not mandate how that goal should be implemented.
- Dixie Lee Ray

If you paint in your mind a picture of
bright and happy expectations,
you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.
- Norman Vincent Peale

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money.
It was to build good computers.
- Steve Wozniak

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
- Benjamin E. Mays

Every goal, every action, every thought,
every feeling one experiences, whether it be consciously or unconsciously known,
is an attempt to increase one's level of peace of mind.
- Sydney Madwed

A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill

We may never be strong enough to be entirely
nonviolent in thought, word and deed.
But we must keep nonviolence as our goal
and make strong progress towards it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Make a Goal Box, a chart of positive daily contact
with a family when you are working with them.
- Richard G. Scott

Beauty is the sole ambition, the exclusive goal of Taste.
- Charles Baudelaire

My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact.
If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it.
- Jewel

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
- E. Joseph Cossman

After a certain point, money is meaningless.
It ceases to be the goal.
The game is what counts.
- Aristotle Onassis

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal.
My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
- Louis Pasteur

Every day is a new day -
a day for new beginnings, new dreams, new action -
a day for challenge, adventure, and discovery.
TODAY, what is your goal?
What is your dream?
What action are you taking to further your goals and dreams?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
They imagine what their future could be,
ideal in every respect,
and then they work every day toward
their distant vision,
that goal or purpose.
- Brian Tracy

Can you achieve your goals?
You can't reach your goal if you haven't
defined your goals.
And you can't succeed if you don't try -
and then pick yourself up
and try again each time you fail.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's one of life's great paradoxes ...
Accepting with gratitude whatever life throws at us
is critical to happiness.
Yet without a goal and commitment, life lose much of its value.
The best we can do in the face of this paradox
is to play to win, but be cheerful in defeat
and ready to play again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal;
While others,
on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting,
at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.
- Herodotus

It is for us to pray not for tasks equal to our powers,
but for powers equal to our tasks,
to go forward with a great desire forever beating at the door
of our hearts as we travel toward our distant goal.
- Helen Keller

Choose your goal and keep your eye on it. Never give up.
Perhaps you will need to change your plan
and approach you goal from a different direction, but don't quit.
Keep thinking. Keep re-planning. Keep going.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have
a goal or deadline or reason to work out.
I feel better when I get to exercise,
or when I'm outdoors.
I like to hike, swim and run, and I love to play soccer.
- Viggo Mortensen

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Gates is the ultimate programming machine.
He believes everything can be defined,
examined, reduced to essentials, and rearranged into
a logical sequence that will achieve a particular goal.
- Stewart Alsop

Universal literacy was a 20th-century goal.
Before then, reading and writing were skills largely confined to a small,
highly educated class of professional people.
- Hugh Mackay

My goal was to be a network correspondent by the time I was 30.
- Jessica Savitch

My goal is one Olympic gold medal.
Not many people in this world can say,
'I'm an Olympic gold medalist.'
- Michael Phelps

In philosophy, it is not the attainment of the goal that matters,
it is the things that are met along the way.
- Havelock Ellis

No matter what the competition is, I try to find a
goal that day and better that goal.
- Bonnie Blair

I don't see success as the goal.
Obedience is the goal.
- Jerry B. Jenkins

We must become more energy independent.
The development of ANWR will assist in this goal.
- Kenny Marchant

I think perfect objectivity is an unrealistic goal;
fairness,
however, is not.
- Michael Pollan

Most achievers I know are people who have made a strong
and deep dedication to pursuing a particular goal.
That dedication took a tremendous amount of effort.
- Donald Johanson

Developing better people should be the number one goal
for any coach when dealing with kids.
In trying to develop better people, we are going to
develop more and better pros.
- Bobby Orr

The goal wasn't to be a millionaire or to be a Hollywood star.
That was not the goal.
The goal was something about - the goal was to find the goal,
but I knew where it was.
- James Earl Jones

All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim,
have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high,
one which sometimes seemed impossible.
- Orison Swett Marden

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between
where you are now and the goal you intend to reach.
- Earl Nightingale

Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the
world but in the processes loses his soul.
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My goal is to be one with the music.
I just dedicate my whole life to this art.
- Jimi Hendrix


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