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Greg Norman Quotes
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What's a good tournament for him? Winning it.
He's good enough.
- Greg Norman

I think it's great the opportunity is given to all
of us really to come out and play major championships
after the real major championships have gone beyond us.
- Greg Norman

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
- Greg Norman

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career.
I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between
four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
- Greg Norman


 

To me I've just really, really found a relaxed,
peaceful side of my life and I'm enjoying it.
- Greg Norman

I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule
for senior tournament golf.
- Greg Norman

Well, I think any national championship is an extremely
important championship to play in.
- Greg Norman


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When you see that many people with a smile on their face,
then you must be doing something right.
- Greg Norman

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.
- Greg Norman

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf,
never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and
I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.
- Greg Norman

That's why we have practice rounds.
We make the adjustments as we go around,
try and find out how to play the golf course the best we can.
No big deal, it's nothing to me, it's the same for
me as it is to everybody and we're all trying to understand it.
- Greg Norman

Being away for the weekends, and me being the international
player that I have been for those 30 years,
I've spent a lot more time flying around the world,
playing different golf tournaments around the world.
- Greg Norman

So my game is solid.
So that obviously makes me feel confident,
that like anybody else in this field,
you name them, I feel like I've got the ability to
win the golf tournament just as much as they have,
and that's the way I'm going to take it.
- Greg Norman

Obviously it's my second senior event,
and I'm tired obviously coming back from the British Open,
from surgery, which was priority No.
1, did that successfully, and each week since the British
Open I've felt in pretty good control of my golf game.
- Greg Norman

People in this room must have back problems,
I'm sure some of us do, and it is really,
really one of the worst pains and debilitating parts
of your body that you can actually have because you
really can't do anything in your life when you have it.
- Greg Norman

The game of golf doesn't come rushing back to you.
Last week I made a couple of fundamental mistakes that
I probably wouldn't have made in the heat of the battle
back when I was in my heyday,
and those things have got to come back.
- Greg Norman

I'm not interested at all in playing more than 12,
15 tournaments a year on an annual basis because like
all the old guys out here on this Tour,
we've played golf for nearly 30 years of our lives.
- Greg Norman

When I turned 50, I said to myself, well,
if this is what it's like turning 50,
I can't wait to turn 60 because I still felt very,
very mentally and physically good, outside my back surgery.
- Greg Norman

I've really got no complaints about the way I played,
just extremely frustrating with the putter and I'm
sure there's a lot of other players saying the same
thing except the guy who's going to win the golf tournament.
- Greg Norman

I always wanted to be the best I could be at whatever I did.
I didn't want to be the number one golfer in the world.
I just wanted to be as good as I could be.
I work hard, I push myself hard, and I probably even
expect too much of myself.
- Greg Norman

I wouldn't call it bitter.
I think it's just sweet.
I've always believed my life seems like it's gotten
better and better as each decade has gone by.
So I don't see any I don't see any bitterness about it.
- Greg Norman

The players have competed on the level the last 25
or 30 years are always going to be the players that compete at a high level.
These guys practice hard, they work on their game,
they still hit the ball extremely well.
- Greg Norman

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer PHOTO

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

He who marries for love without money
has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

One good Husband is worth two good Wives;
for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued.
- Benjamin Franklin

I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.
- Steven Wright

You know what? Maybe there's a good reason
donkeys shouldn't talk.
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

Few things are harder to put up with
than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain

What do I think of Western civilization?
I think it would be a very good idea.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin

Some people are so heavenly minded
that they are no earthly good.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Life is a moderately good play
with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
- Judith Martin

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

A good indignation brings out all one's powers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
- H. L. Mencken

Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students,
and turns them into prunes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

There is more of good nature than of good sense
at the bottom of most marriages.
- Henry David Thoreau

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,
but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
- Bill Cosby

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

She generally gave herself very good advice,
(though she very seldom followed it).
- Lewis Carroll

Nothing is as good for the soul as a marshmallow roast.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

A good traveler has no fixed plans,
and is not intent on arriving.
- Lao Tzu

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb


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