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I guess you can tease me about being a drama queen,
because that did heighten the drama.
- Greg Louganis

Mom was the one who taught me unconditional love.
With Dad, I'd always felt there was something to live up to -
expectations.
But in the last year, we had a wonderful relationship.
- Greg Louganis

Well, unless you're Wayne Gretzky or Michael Jordan,
you need the full support of your team.
- Greg Louganis

One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.
- Greg Louganis


 

People wait in line to see me, saying there's plenty
of living to be done even if you have an HIV diagnosis.
People say they are 10- or 15-year survivors and still moving forward.
- Greg Louganis

I just did not discuss my personal life,
my sexuality with the media.
That was my policy.
- Greg Louganis

I've learned at the book signings that everyone has obstacles.
- Greg Louganis


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People who were close to me - family and friends -
they knew about my sexuality.
- Greg Louganis

When you're a kid growing up, and you think you're gay,
you know that you're different; you're often teased
and it can really destroy your self-esteem.
But sports can be great for building self-esteem.
- Greg Louganis

In sports, people reach their peak very early.
You have to move on.
I don't know if I will ever surpass what I did at the Olympics,
but I'm still doing the work I always wanted to do.
- Greg Louganis

The Games are just a nice, positive way to build friendships,
camaraderie and, of course, self-esteem.
Plus, the Games are a great opportunity for people
to participate in sports who normally wouldn't.
- Greg Louganis

Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)

Every spirit makes its house,
and we can give a shrewd guess
from the house to the inhabitant.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Anthropology demands the open-mindedness
with which one must look and listen,
record in astonishment
and wonder that which one would not have been able to guess.
- Margaret Mead

Poetry is the opening and closing of a door,
leaving those who look through to guess about what
is seen during the moment.
- Carl Sandburg

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
- Will Rogers

I am not quite sure where home is right now.
I do have places in London and Milan,
and a house in Spain.
I guess I would say home is where my mother is,
and she lives in Spain.
- Sarah Brightman

I'm becoming more and more myself with time.
I guess that's what grace is.
The refinement of your soul through time.
- Jewel

I don't like formal gardens.
I like wild nature.
It's just the wilderness instinct in me,
I guess.
- Walt Disney

If you don't design your own life plan,
chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan.
And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
- Jim Rohn

I guess I was a mom so late in life,
my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
- Candice Bergen

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.
I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,
but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Will Rogers

I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection.
People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal
job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people,
but I wanted to act.
- Jennifer Aniston

Hindsight is wonderful.
It's always very easy to second guess after the fact.
- Helen Reddy

And my daddy could play a harmonica and also the guitar,
so I guess I got a little bit from both of 'em,
but I think mostly from my mother's side of the family.
- Mel Tillis

It is, I guess, politically correct,
widely believed,
that to say that American health care is the best in the world.
It's not.
- Donald Berwick

If enough people think of a thing and work hard enough at it,
I guess it's pretty nearly bound to happen,
wind and weather permitting.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder

I wasn't always such a great fan of Shakespeare,
mind you.
I can guess we all at one time had it rammed down our necks at school,
which tends to take the edge off it.
- Christopher Eccleston

Tennis is so competitive.
I guess that's the way it has to be.
- Monica Seles

I didn't have evil intentions, but I guess I did have power.
- Harmon Killebrew

I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something.
All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar.
He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph.
- Evel Knievel

People love to be scared.
I guess it's a primal deal.
- Timothy Olyphant

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does,
I guess you do have a problem.
- Richard Bach

Acting classes, I guess, are good and I would like
to maybe sometime take one.
But I would feel like I was learning someone else's technique.
I like mine.
- Frankie Muniz

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller,
but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller.
I guess I was just less interesting than I am now,
if I am interesting at all.
- Todd Barry

I guess we're living in a pretty sensitive world and
there's nothing you can do about that.
- Dominic Monaghan

I guess I'll just slip into the studio after the next time with the Muses,
and then just keel over and die.
- Kristin Hersh

I guess I just want everything to be available immediately.
- John Lurie

I guess the line between being paranoid and being a
rock star is smaller than one would expect.
- Brian Molko

I guess there is also an element of deliberate change involved.
Each of my books has been, at least from my point of view,
radically different from the last.
- George Murray

This evolution may compromise Java's claim of being simpler than C++,
but my guess is that the effort will make Java a better
language than it is today.
- Bjarne Stroustrup

Only the French, I guess, really use tenor and alto
to any great extent in the orchestra.
- Gerry Mulligan

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
- Rudyard Kipling

I guess people think the taller you are the more dominant you have to be.
- Shaquille O'Neal

I guess the one question I will not get today is:
When are you going to do anything about cellular?
- Bernard Ebbers

Well, I guess I needed this tough first round to really
put me into that tournament,
to really erase what happened at Indian Wells,
which is now the case, you know.
- Amelie Mauresmo

I guess the majority of people who want to ban certain
musicians are the ones who are so proud of everything America stands for.
- Stephen Malkmus

You can never stop and as older people,
we have to learn how to take leadership from the youth
and I guess I would say that this is what I'm attempting to do right now.
- Angela Davis

Many are the things I guess we'd like to go back in
time and rectify the things we didn't do right,
eh?
- Julius Schwartz

I guess that my life has been a series of flukes in the record business.
The first thing I ever did was the biggest record that I'll ever have.
- Alex Chilton

I had, before I went to college, I had taken a few
years off after high school and really had,
I guess in those days, I had no intentions of going to college.
- Duane G. Carey

Yes, hard is good.
When I was in high school, I spent a lot of time on
my knees playing with balls.
I guess it was only natural that I became a catcher.
- Mike Piazza

Good tests kill flawed theories; we remain alive to guess again.
- Karl Popper

If a band is really good and the chemistry is unique,
it should continue.
But I guess David is just very happy doing his solo career.
He's got a different band every time he goes out.
- Chris Frantz

I guess the two things I was most interested in were
telescopes and steam engines.
My father was an engineer on a threshing rig steam
engine and I loved the machinery.
- Clyde Tombaugh

I guess I've always lived the glamorous life of a star.
It 's nothing new - I used to spend down to the last dime.
- Freddie Mercury

I believe in mythology.
I guess I share Joseph Campbell's notion that a culture
or society without mythology would die,
and we're close to that.
- Robert Redford

I think, I would guess most people keep secrets.
- Beau Bridges

I never accepted the idea that I was all through.
I guess no person who has once been a star can do that,
ever.
- Ethel Waters

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls,
it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is
going to do before he does it.
- Christopher Morley

I guess I like a lot of directors.
Or at least I try to.
- Jacques Rivette

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer,
I guess that's good.
- James Woods

I guess I'm way too kind and generous,
and a saint - if you can believe that!
- R. L. Stine

I guess I crave stability.
- Gabrielle Reece

I was always a show-off - as a kid I was never afraid
to make a fool of myself,
and I guess that's still true.
- Ann Robinson

Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head;
This world is ruled by violence,
But I guess that's better left unsaid.
- Bob Dylan

That's the exact concept behind the music:
to take that kind of,
I guess whatever you want to call it,
jazz sensibility - but not have it be about solos.
- Charlie Hunter

I guess we decided to make a new record 3 years ago
when Nancy was done scoring for Almost Famous.
- Ann Wilson


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