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Greg Evigan Quotes
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I am back in Los Angeles after a very successful run
in Chicago as Billy Flynn.
- Greg Evigan

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller PHOTO

Television has brought back murder into the home -
where it belongs.
- Alfred Hitchcock

I have faith. I just need proof to back it up.
- the movie Simon Birch


 

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

I can't go back to yesterday -
because I was a different person then.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous


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In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

Oh, you weak, beautiful people
who give up with such grace.
What you need is someone to take hold of you -
gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
- Tennessee Williams

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past,
but by the love we're not extending in the present.
- Marianne Williamson PHOTO

If you aren't in the moment,
you are either looking forward to uncertainty,
or back to pain and regret.
- Jim Carrey PHOTO

Life is a mirror, and will reflect back
to the thinker what he thinks into it.
- Ernest Holmes PHOTO

Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil,
no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads.
This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world.
The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings.
- Soren Kierkegaard

I have found that if you love life,
life will love you back.
- Arthur Rubinstein PHOTO

Unexpected events can set you back or set you up.
It's all a matter of - perspective.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,
anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
- Carl Bard

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child.
Things never get back to the way they were.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

Life was meant to be lived,
and curiosity must be kept alive.
One must never, for whatever reason,
turn his back on life.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

If you have zest and enthusiasm y
ou attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- Robert Orben

Sometimes before we make a record I go back and listen to a few.
It's equally humbling and uplifting.
- Michael Stipe

Let us not look back in anger
or forward in fear,
but around in awareness.
- James Thurber

A mind that is stretched by a new experience
an never go back to its old dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
- Max Lucado

The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw

Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
- Anais Nin

Sometimes the things you really want
sneak in the back door.
Notice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
- Bil Keane

He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back.
- Thomas Fuller

Don't look back.
Something might be gaining on you.
- Satchel Paige

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous

An armed society is a polite society.
Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Rest when you're weary.
Refresh and renew yourself, your body,
your mind, your spirit.
Then get back to work.
- Ralph Marston

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you,
down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy
going back to pick it up.
- Tommy Bolt

It's been a long road back to health and fitness for me.
I am just glad to have been given the opportunity to do what I love most.
- Jonah Lomu

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have never been a material girl.
My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.
- Imelda Marcos

I love to swim for miles; I could just go back and forth.
- Jill Clayburgh

Looking back, I have this to regret,
that too often when I loved,
I did not say so.
- David Grayson

All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying
to get back to where it was.
- Toni Morrison

When I look back on all these worries,
I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed
that he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened.
- Winston Churchill

Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious
goals to improve efficiency of our cars.
What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency.
- Jay Inslee

Aeneas carried his aged father on his back from the
ruins of Troy and so do we all,
whether we like it or not, perhaps even if we have never known them.
- Angela Carter

Tell the FBI that the kidnappers should pick out a
judge that Nixon wants back.
- William O. Douglas

I am sure that if you plant the trees back again,
it will do nothing but good.
- Michael Fish

I started dieting.
I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and
I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating
and would put it on and then some.
- Suzanne Somers

Whenever the World Frowns, I Smile Back.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What I know for sure is that
what you give comes back to you.
- Oprah Winfrey

Everything that slows us down and forces patience,
everything that sets us back into the slow circles of nature,
is a help. Gardening is an instrument of grace.
- May Sarton

Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through,
and you could go in the back way.
- Henry David Thoreau

The bluebird carries the sky on his back.
- Henry David Thoreau

Make it a rule of life never to regret
and never to look back.
- Katherine Mansfield

Terrorism takes us back to ages we thought were long
gone if we allow it a free hand to corrupt democratic
societies and destroy the basic rules of international life.
- Jacques Chirac

And you know, the baby boomers are getting older,
and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer,
and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion.
- Amy Irving

The trouble with travelling back later on is that you
can never repeat the same experience.
- Michael Palin

A father is always making his baby into a little woman.
And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- Enid Bagnold

Know that anger is always fear and frustration.
What if we could lean back into the arms of Spirit
and trust the future?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I had forgotten how much light there is in the world,
'til you gave it back to me.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Music was my refuge.
I could crawl into the space between the notes and
curl my back to loneliness.
- Maya Angelou

One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb

When you finally go back to your old home,
you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
- Sam Ewing

Every man must define his identity against his mother.
If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
- Camille Paglia


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