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Grant Tinker Quotes
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I assume you know what to do with this.
That's why you were hired.
- Grant Tinker

First be best, then be first.
- Grant Tinker

You can safely assume that you've
created God in your own image
when it turns out that God hates
all the same people you do.
- Anne Lamott

I've been amazed at how often those outside the discipline
of design assume that what designers do is decoration.
Good design is problem solving.
- Jeffery Veen


 

Married couples who work together to build and maintain
a business assume broad responsibilities.
Not only is their work important to our local and national economies,
but their success is central to the well-being of their families.
- Melissa Bean

Ever had a bad hair day -
a day when everything seemed to be going wrong?
Perhaps today is a day to soothe your ruffled feathers,
take a deep breath, and reaffirm that
the weight of the world is really not on your shoulders,
unless you choose to assume that burden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We assume that everything's becoming more efficient,
and in an immediate sense that's true;
our lives are better in many ways.
But that improvement has been gained through a massively
inefficient use of natural resources.
- Paul Hawken


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We see what we ASSUME we will see.
If you believe the world is evil, you will see evil.
If you believe the world is good, you will see good.
To change how life looks, change how you see life -
change your expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some people argue that we should limit choice in favour of good local services.
My response is simple: why should we assume those two
concepts are mutually exclusive?
- John Hutton

Do you not see with your own eyes the chrysalis fact
assume by degrees the wings of fiction?
- Alfred de Vigny

I think it's easy for people to assume that fame is equal to glory,
but it can be a very isolating experience.
- Sophia Bush

I answered their questions truthfully and honestly,
but I would prefer not to say more.
I assume the information was routed back and that is
why I was not called to testify.
- Jeff Gannon

It wasn't that I was shy to go out with him,
I just didn't want people with preconceived notions
to assume anything about why we were together.
I was pretty careful for a while.
- Rose McGowan

We must become acquainted with our emotional household:
we must see our feelings as they actually are,
not as we assume they are.
This breaks their hypnotic and damaging hold on us.
- Vernon Howard

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
- Dave Barry

All too often arrogance accompanies strength,
and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong.
The use of power must always be accompanied by moral choice.
- Theodore Bikel

Grant, if we edited Fortran, I assume that you'd put a column thing in there.
- Ken Thompson

The thing about hearing loss is that no one can see it.
Most people are so impatient; they just assume that
the person with hearing loss is being rude,
or slow-witted.
- Marion Ross

They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also
can more than handle a difficult husband,
and they assume I'm going to be just full of wisdom
as a mother and wife myself.
- Patricia Richardson

But at the same time you can't assume that making a
difference 20 years ago is going to allow you to sort
of live on the laurels of those victories for the rest of your life.
- Angela Davis

People assume that because you have graced the same stage as the star act,
in front of thousands, you must be reaping similar financial rewards.
This is a complete fallacy.
- John Barrow

If an adult uses violence on a child,
the child will naturally assume that he too,
has the right to use it on one smaller or weaker.
- Dora Russell

We as Americans assume that big companies are bad,
and big power companies are even worse.
- Frank Luntz

The actual Blue Rose murders, which lie at the core of the three novels,
yield various incorrect solutions which assume the status of truth.
- Peter Straub

The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often
only the despoilers of the Many.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Talking in one language and talking in another,
I think inevitably, produce two different personalities,
as far as I've seen in other people.
I assume it does the same for me.
- Alma Guillermoprieto

Nobody can assume that, to a writer,
everything is off-limits.
- Ann Beattie

We are bothered a good deal by people who assume the
responsibility of the world when God is neglectful.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

It is always incorrect to assume you can know what
someone's moral convictions are based on their philosophical theories.
- Stanley Fish

A task becomes a duty from the moment you suspect it
to be an essential part of that integrity which alone
entitles a man to assume responsibility.
- Dag Hammarskjold

My observation is that women are merely waiting for
their husbands to assume leadership.
- James Dobson

The elementary school must assume as its sublime and
most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read.
Any school that does not accomplish this has failed.
- William Bennett

If enough people openly engage in conduct once considered reprehensible,
we rewrite the rule book and assume that God,
as a good democrat, will go along.
- James L. Buckley

I think the biggest problem working with me would be that I'm an only child,
and so I have an internal dialogue that goes on that
I just assume you can hear.
- Maynard James Keenan

One can love a child, perhaps, more deeply than one can love another adult,
but it is rash to assume that the child feels any love in return.
- George Orwell

There's always a reaction based on fear.
People assume if you're criticizing a decision to go to war,
then you're saying something against the soldiers-which is not the case.
- Ed Harris

I don't know why they're doing it.
I have to assume that their motives are positive,
not negative.
But they don't understand the severity of the problem in this state.
- Gray Davis

Children who assume adult responsibilities feel old when they're young.
- Martha Beck

Never assume the obvious is true.
- William Safire

Intolerance is the most socially acceptable form of egotism,
for it permits us to assume superiority without personal boasting.
- Sydney J. Harris

War on the other hand is such a terrible thing,
that no man, especially a Christian man,
has the right to assume the responsibility of starting it.
- Leo Tolstoy

Some people, you have to grit your teeth in order to
stay in the same room as them,
but you get on and ask the questions you assume most
of the people watching want to ask.
- Morley Safer

People always seem to assume that we have a full,
back-up support team - make-up, costume and a driver -
but usually,
in a war zone, there's only me and the cameraman.
- Kate Adie

True guilt is guilt at the obligation one owes to oneself to be oneself.
False guilt is guilt felt at not being what other people
feel one ought to be or assume that one is.
- R. D. Laing

We should assume that the end product can be switched
off by any consumer who is offended or frightened by it.
- Richard King

Men can only be happy when they do not assume that
the object of life is happiness.
- George Orwell

This truth must be recognized as a dogma and assume
the validity of an axiom in the general understanding of painting.
- Fernand Leger

If my musical tastes are continuing to grow up,
and I am not really too interested in the music that my kids listen to,
then I assume that the audience is doing the same.
- Rick Derringer

I make progress by having people around me who are
smarter than I am and listening to them.
And I assume that everyone is smarter about something than I am.
- Henry J. Kaiser

I've never been very successful in a monogamous relationship,
but I'm looking forward to the day when I can assume that responsibility.
- Don Johnson

People assume that the meaning of a song is vested in the lyrics.
To me, that has never been the case.
There are very few songs that I can think of where I remember the words.
- Brian Eno

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today,
it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of
waltz in the park back then.
- Larry David

One is actually the democracy here, you know,
people are, people assume that this election means
that there is democracy in Pakistan.
There is no democracy.
- Imran Khan

It takes time for the absent to assume their true shape in our thoughts.
After death they take on a firmer outline and then cease to change.
- Colley Cibber

You have a specific, defined audience-at MTV,
they assume the audience to the news is 15 to 30 years
old and they do a lot of research about the things they're interested in.
- Tabitha Soren

There are events which are so great that if a writer
has participated in them his obligation is to write
truly rather than assume the presumption of altering them with invention.
- Ernest Hemingway

What a profound significance small things assume when
the woman we love conceals them from us.
- Marcel Proust

People assume you can't be shy and be on television.
They're wrong.
- Diane Sawyer

Somewhere in that 20-year period, I would assume that
there will be some basically new approach that will begin to cut into it,
but it's got a long time.
- Jack Kilby

But, I don't want to assume that our tradition of excellence
is a guarantee of future excellence.
- Dave Heineman

I would assume most people hate my character.
But I'm hoping that I'm the character you love to hate.
- Charlotte Ross

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool.
After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.
- H. L. Mencken

I shall assume that your silence gives consent.
- Plato

So the next thing I assume I'll be hearing from Republicans,
they want to change rules some way, as they do on the
House when you get a problem with ethics,
they just change the rules.
- Harry Reid

We assume that celebrities have it easy and so love
to watch them having to endure a bit of hardship.
- Shirley Jones

It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery:
the "fronts" people assume before one another's eyes,
and the "front" a writer puts on the face of reality.
- Francoise Sagan

We assume people we know can't be serial killers.
- Pat Brown

We trust something in a grocery store and assume it's good.
We don't learn about the most precious thing in life-the food we put in our body.
Educate yourself!
- Paul Prudhomme

I shall not change my course because those who assume
to be better than I desire it.
- Victoria Woodhull

Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven
impossible to deter and we should assume that it will
continue for as long as Saddam is in power.
- Al Gore

The first mistake of art is to assume that it's serious.
- Lester Bangs


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