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Grandma Moses Quotes
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I look back on my life like a good day's work,
it was done and I am satisfied with it.
- Grandma Moses

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it
but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
- Grandma Moses

Life is what we make it, always has been,
always will be.
- Grandma Moses

Painting's not important.
The important thing is keeping busy.
- Grandma Moses


 

A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells.
- Grandma Moses

If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
- Grandma Moses

I look out the window sometimes to seek the color of
the shadows and the different greens in the trees,
but when I get ready to paint I just close my eyes and imagine a scene.
- Grandma Moses


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I paint from the top down.
From the sky, then the mountains, then the hills,
then the houses, then the cattle, and then the people.
- Grandma Moses

A strange thing is memory, and hope;
one looks backward,
and the other forward; one is of today,
the other of tomorrow.
Memory is history recorded in our brain,
memory is a painter, it paints pictures of the past and of the day.
- Grandma Moses

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

I buy expensive suits.
They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

I don't have to look up my family tree,
because I know that I'm the sap.
- Fred Allen

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)

The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown

I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
- John Lubbock PHOTO

The question is not what you look at, but what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau PHOTO

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley PHOTO

Could a greater miracle take place
than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?
- Henry David Thoreau PHOTO

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott PHOTO

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations...
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Winston Churchill

Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk

Don't look for approval from anyone other than yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Obstacles are like wild animals.
They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can.
If they see you are afraid of them...
they are liable to spring upon you;
but if you look them squarely in the eye,
they will slink out of sight.
- Orison Swett Marden

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot

It is a mistake to look too far ahead.
Only one link in the chain of destiny
can be handled at a time.
- Winston Churchill

Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts

If we are not happy and joyous at this season,
for what other season shall we wait and
for what other time shall we look?
- Abdul-Baha

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

I look only to the good qualities of men.
Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

There are those that look at things
the way they are, and ask "Why?"
I dream of things that never were, and ask "Why not?"
- Robert F. Kennedy paraphrase of George Bernard Shaw

Shake structures.
School yourself.
Look twice at a thing,
once upside down.
Answer yourself clearly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It all depends on how we look at things,
and not how they are in themselves.
- Carl Jung

When you are sorrowful, look again in your heart,
and you shall see that in truth
you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
- Khalil Gibran

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft.
Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
- Will Rogers

There is hope and a kind of beauty in there somewhere,
if you look for it.
- H. R. Giger

Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength
which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.
- Marcus Aurelius

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours,
I must look her straight in the eyes.
- Prince Charles

Anthropology demands the open-mindedness
with which one must look and listen,
record in astonishment
and wonder that which one would not have been able to guess.
- Margaret Mead

If you look at the human condition today,
not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care,
or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
- Ralph Merkle

Most people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual.
They never look at it.
- James Levine

Until you'll willing to look foolish,
you'll never have the possibility of being great.
- Cher

I look to a day when people will not be judged
by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Look closely... See with new eyes...
Don't just pass by what is familiar without a thought.
Pay attention and look closely.
There is beauty - there is discovery -
there in a whole new world hiding
beneath the face of the familiar.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I can look life in the eyes, grown calm and very coldly wise,
life will have given me the truth, and taken in exchange -
my youth.
- Sara Teasdale

If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius

Unless a tree has borne blossoms in spring,
you will vainly look for fruit on it in autumn.
- Walter Scott

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look -
that healthy equals beautiful.
- Victoria Principal

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're
playing by somebody else's rules,
while quietly playing by your own.
- Michael Korda

Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Bronte

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Caskie Stinnett

Those who look for the laws of Nature as a support
for their new works collaborate with the creator.
- Antonio Gaudi

It is not the beauty of a building you should look at;
its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time.
- David Allan Coe

The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look
like independent thinkers.
- Edgar R. Fiedler

I look forward to an America which
will not be afraid of grace and beauty.
- John F. Kennedy

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing;
it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
- Margaret Thatcher

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau

I tried to remember how to exhale.
I had to look away before it came back to me.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program
winning the world chess championship.
Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
- Richard Dawkins

It seems that we have it backward in our society.
We tend to look up to people
who are under a great deal of stress,
who can handle loads of stress,
and those who are under a great deal of pressure.
- Richard Carlson

I look forward to these confrontations with the press
to kind of balance up the nice and pleasant things
that come to me as president.
- Jimmy Carter

Trees and plants always look like the people they live with,
somehow.
- Zora Neale Hurston

Do not look for approval
except for the consciousness of doing your best.
- Andrew Carnegie

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry


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