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Graham Swift Quotes
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Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad -
because inside every madman sits a little sane man saying 'You're mad,
you're mad.'
- Graham Swift

All nature's creatures join to express nature's purpose.
Somewhere in their mounting and mating,
rutting and butting is the very secret of nature itself.
- Graham Swift

People die when curiosity goes.
- Graham Swift

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie PHOTO


 

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family
I could possibly have hoped for.
- Maureen O'Hara

Stonehenge was built possibly by the Minoans.
It presents one of man's first attempts to order his
view of the outside world.
- Stephen Gardiner


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We cannot possibly let ourselves get frozen into regarding
everyone we do not know as an absolute stranger.
- Albert Schweitzer

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others:
health and money.
- Helen Gurley Brown

Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Anais Nin

Anger is something that each one of us has experienced -
some of us only occasionally, some almost daily.
Can we eliminate all anger? Probably not.
We will always have expectations,
and those expectations will often be unmet.
Disappointment is the principle cause of anger.
When we are disappointed, we look for someone to blame.
Declaring someone to be at fault is the nature of anger.
Anger is always directed at someone -
possibly toward God or the non-specific "they,"
but at some animate entity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle,
and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home,
a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.
- Bette Davis

A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired,
but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was.
- Joseph Hall

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years.
I never expected it to last 42.
I take great satisfaction in that longevity.
- Bob Newhart

We're working on accession to the WTO very actively.
We still have several countries with which we need
to conclude agreements and possibly that will happen next year.
- Nursultan Nazarbayev

I said to Scott that the ascent seemed to be going
slowly and that I was concerned descending climbers
could possibly run out of oxygen before their return to camp IV.
- Anatoli Boukreev

One should indeed read Pope with his notes available,
in the Twickenham edition possibly, to see what a vast
amount he did understand about Homer.
- Robert Fitzgerald

I personally believe this Agency has always been very
dedicated and has always worked as hard as it possibly
can to do things as safely and as effectively as possible.
- Mark Kelly

We operate under a jury system in this country,
and as much as we complain about it,
we have to admit that we know of no better system,
except possibly flipping a coin.
- Dave Barry

Grief has limits, whereas apprehension has none.
For we grieve only for what we know has happened,
but we fear all that possibly may happen.
- Pliny the Elder

I found the offer of a knighthood something that I
couldn't possibly accept.
I found it to be somehow squalid, a knighthood.
There's a relationship to government about knights.
- Harold Pinter

When an action is once done, it is right or wrong for ever;
no accidental failure of its good or evil fruits can possibly alter that.
- William Kingdon Clifford

Everyday I strive to, at least, recognise my short-comings
and the things I have to do to be the best person that I can possibly be.
- Alexander O'Neal

Each family of the United States military now attends
to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry
that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration.
- Steve Buyer

Our first concern is the security of the lawyers because
without security you can't possibly have a fair trial,
if trial at all, and that's not been adequately attended to.
- Ramsey Clark

I just wanted to go play in the big leagues.
But possibly playing for the Yankees is very special.
- Nick Johnson

I think that we're foolhardy to not be engaging in
federal funding of stem-cell research in the most aggressive way we possibly can.
- Elizabeth Edwards

To seduce a woman famous for strict morals,
religious fervor and the happiness of her marriage:
what could possibly be more prestigious?
- Christopher Hampton

It's like taking over This Is Your Life from Eamonn Andrews -
you just open your mouth and hope you sound like yourself.
That's all you can possibly do.
- Michael Aspel

If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly
be a morning newspaper delivery boy.
No fun.
- Lars Ulrich

Ideally, one should have more material than one can possibly cope with.
- Frank Auerbach

The rudiment of verse may, possibly,
be found in the spondee.
- Edgar Allan Poe

Even though money seems such an objective topic,
it can also be the most intimate, and possibly harmful,
part of a relationship.
- Christie Hefner

You can't possibly predict what will last or not.
But once you attempt to write for the ages,
you're doomed.
- Carlisle Floyd

The thing that sets Mars apart is that it is the one
planet that is enough like Earth that you can imagine
life possibly once having taken hold there.
- Steven Squyres

No one can possibly know what is about to happen:
it is happening,
each time, for the first time, for the only time.
- James A. Baldwin

Certainly, I think being depressed is absolutely part of the human condition,
it has to be, if there's joy there's its opposite,
and it's something you ride if you possibly can.
- Bob Geldof

Possibly because I grew up not feeling very confident
about my own physical appearance,
I developed internal devices so that I could integrate into society.
- Shirley Manson

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention.
Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness,
possibly also from laziness - to save oneself trouble.
- Agatha Christie

Is education possibly a process of trading awareness
for things of lesser worth? The goose who trades his
is soon a pile of feathers.
- Aldo Leopold

In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span -
a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly
have evolved to accommodate it.
- Martha Beck

In the housing projects, people talked of ways to reduce crime,
relieve overcrowding, and they were good ideas that we plan to study,
and possibly implement.
- Jane Byrne

No law can possibly meet the convenience of every one:
we must be satisfied if it be beneficial on the whole and to the majority.
- Titus Livius

I have survived and possibly I should not hope for more than that.
- Christine Keeler

And it is a very beautiful idea, and possibly true,
that a common man from Stratford with a common education
was able to write these plays.
- Mark Rylance

I can't tell you if one day I'll be standing up there
with an Oscar or directing,
but I am going to be the best human being I possibly can.
- Terrence Howard

I put the cameras on her and told her to be obnoxious
as she could possibly could be.
She was.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

I never say too much about that in public interviews,
because it disappoints the public to tell them you're
not that crazy about a property you did that possibly they liked.
- Jackie Cooper

You cannot possibly invent painting all by yourself.
- Pierre Bonnard

If you get a book which is 600 pages,
you have to reduce it to a script of 100 pages.
In two hours of film, you cannot possibly include all the characters.
- Dino De Laurentiis

You must learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
- Sam Levenson

Thus the races, though alike in their physical response to climate,
may possibly be different in their mental response
because they have approached America by different paths.
- Ellsworth Huntington

I'm glad there are a lot of guitar players pursuing
technique as diligently as they possibly can,
because it leaves this whole other area open to people like me.
- Richard Thompson

Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist.
- Yasser Arafat

If I am a cup maker, I'm interested in making the best cup I possibly can.
My effort goes into that cup, not what people think about it.
- Denzel Washington

England is nothing but the last ward of the European madhouse,
and quite possibly it will prove to be the ward for
particularly violent cases.
- Leon Trotsky

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
- Lowell Thomas

Original thought is like original sin:
both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
- Fran Lebowitz

The only actor who I think probably might have possibly
taken a swing at me if he could have would be Burt Reynolds.
He used to call Roger and me the Bruise Brothers,
out of Chicago.
- Gene Siskel

I have tried to be as eclectic as I possibly can with my professional life,
and so far it's been pretty fun.
- Roland Barthes

The most fun you can possibly have as an actor is to
walk that line between what's real and what's interesting.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

Never be the only one, except, possibly,
in your own home.
- Alice Walker

The U.S.
along with China, Japan, South Korea and Russia has
an important role to play in containing North Korea's
nuclear ambitions and exerting all the influence we can possibly exert.
- Zach Wamp

I shall soon be six-and-twenty.
Is there anything in the future that can possibly console
us for not being always twenty-five?
- George Byron

I put together the influences of my life in as clear a way as I possibly can,
in the same way that Beethoven or Schoenberg or Bach
put their influences together.
- John Zorn

We ought as much as we can to endeavour the Perfecting of our Beings,
and that we be as happy as possibly we may.
- Mary Astell

No one person can possibly combine all the elements
supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
- Francis Marion Crawford

How could a New Yorker possibly take something called
the Hollywood String Quartet seriously?
- Leonard Slatkin

As a 29-year-old, the only thing that I can possibly
think is that if I'm still performing at 50,
it's because I'll have had disastrous marriages and I have to pay for them.
- Robbie Williams

All I have is my performance, I try to feed in the
best of everything that I could possibly do into those
90 minutes and to make a live entertainment show out of it.
- George Thorogood

It can't possibly last for years and browsing has its limits.
Only a certain amount is healthy or wise.
- Judith Krantz


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