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Graham Kerr Quotes
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The internet has become such a great tool not just
for chefs but for everyone.
The net has given everyone the tools to see and almost
experience new and different ideas.
- Graham Kerr

All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948.
My parents were in the hotel business,
and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked
so hard with such good humor.
- Graham Kerr

I do the cooking at home.
Where we eat no more than 100 grams of meat a day and
have 'tons' of fresh vegetables.
I prepare the vegetables with a wide range of herbs,
spices and such.
We also keep on hand lots of fruit, yogurt and great breads.
- Graham Kerr

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet,
I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
- Al Gore


 

I was afraid of the internet...
because I couldn't type.
- Jack Welch

Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
- John Perry Barlow


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You can't trust the internet.
- Nicolette Sheridan

If net neutrality goes away, it will fundamentally
change everything about the Internet.
- James Hilton

We're still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
- Scott Cook

The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- Bob Dole

Congress will pass a law restricting public comment
on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum
of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.
- Andy Grove

Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic
need for education in our society.
- Kent Conrad

I have an almost religious zeal...
not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me,
the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature,
linking up.
- Dan Millman

Yet in this global economy, no jobs are safe.
High-speed Internet connections and low-cost,
skilled labor overseas are an explosive combination.
- Bob Taft

The Internet is the most important single development
in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Dave Barry

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user
can do to ensure his security.
My first answer is usually 'Nothing;
you're screwed'.
- Bruce Scheneier

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things -
of numerous communications networks that all speak
the same digital language.
- Jim Clark

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
- Dave Barry

The internet is not for sissies.
- Paul Vixie

The new information technology...
Internet and e-mail...
have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
- Peter Drucker

Just as we could have rode into the sunset,
along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
- Andy Grove

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,'
but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
- Mike Royko

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
- Clifford Stoll

The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money...
But we are not going to buy Yahoo!
- Sumner Redstone

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us,
is a very nice thing...
you are talking about the Internet,
you are talking about cell phones,
you are talking about computers.
This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.
- Jimmy Carter

The Internet is just bringing all kinds of information into the home.
There's just a lot of distraction, a lot of competition
for the parent's voice to resonate in the children's ears.
- Phil McGraw

In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now,
where you can punch up traffic routes,
weather, everything!
You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan,
so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!
- Glenn Danzig

I'm obsessed with shopping.
I'll get these urges to buy, like to shop for stuff on the Internet.
I search for all kinds of weird gizmos I could get.
- Tom Felton

One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot
of times it is inaccurate.
- Vince McMahon

I'm chairing a UNESCO committee on how to improve global
Internet communications for science;
help third-world people get onto the Net so they can be part of the process.
- Joshua Lederberg

The Internet is no longer the kind of thing where only
six guys in the world can build it.
Now, you can write a couple of checks and get one of your own.
- Paul Vixie

Your basic person wants to talk about material culture,
internet culture.
I think about God, cats, nature.
- Billy Corgan

I love my DSL, but I love my WiFi more.
And I probably get on the Internet 40 percent to 50
percent more because of the combination of those technologies.
- Michael K. Powell

The Internet feeds off the main press,
and the main press feeds off the Internet.
They're working in tandem.
- Matt Drudge

I have been involved in Internet-related policy for
approximately one decade,
and I have been using the Internet myself for almost that period of time.
- Rick Boucher

The great thing about the Internet is that it allows
people to find and consume music.
- Andy Taylor

Google, Microsoft and Yahoo should be developing new
technologies to bypass government sensors and barriers to the Internet;
but instead,
they agreed to guard the gates themselves.
- Tom Lantos

I think the Internet, particularly the availability of information,
is great.
I do a lot of correspondence on-line and have a chat
line to talk to my fans as well.
- Anne McCaffrey

The Internet is a great information tool,
and can be a place where kids learn,
but we must remember that when kids are online,
they are in public.
- Mark Kennedy

Linux evolved in a completely different way.
From nearly the beginning, it was rather casually hacked
on by huge numbers of volunteers coordinating only through the Internet.
- Eric S. Raymond

Nuclear holocaust might eliminate the Internet.
- Taylor Hanson

There's something on the Internet called the White Resistance Manual.
It's pretty much for white supremacists.
- Sherman Austin

The Internet's kinda in danger of getting heart disease pretty soon,
I think.
Arteries are getting clogged.
- Sean Booth

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built
that humanity doesn't understand,
the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
- Eric Schmidt

I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet.
- Peter Benchley

The Internet and Yahoo are firmly established as 'must
buys' for brand advertising.
- Terry Semel

Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that
for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
- Andrew Brown

When I get back from this book tour,
I'm planning to learn the internet.
Maybe I can hook up in cyberspace.
- Armistead Maupin

I'm not computer literate.
I e-mail.
I know how to get on the Web, but I haven't crossed
over into the internet world.
I'm old-fashioned, I guess.
- Katie Holmes

The internet will catastrophically collapse in 1996.
- Robert Metcalfe

I don't know when the Return of the Living Dead are happening.
That's been on the Internet for years.
- Tobe Hooper

Human beings are human beings.
They say what they want, don't they? They used to say
it across the fence while they were hanging wash.
Now they just say it on the Internet.
- Dennis Miller

The Internet provides the access to resources,
so it's incumbent upon the people who control those
resources to make sure that the economic engine stays intact.
- Michael Nesmith

So evidently music was a killer app and is a killer
app for computer and the Internet;
it just took the tech industry a long time to hear that message.
- Thomas Dolby

Fire has impacted every part of our lives -
without fire,
there would be no shopping, right? -
that's how the Internet will intrude on our lives,
particularly our kids' lives.
- Jay Chiat

Internet penetration in Italy is quite low and the
Berlusconi media machine controls most of what people see.
- Joichi Ito

We are going after a targeted group of businesses that
are creating opportunities for themselves using other people's property.
The Internet has very little to do with this.
- Hilary Rosen

It would probably break my heart to hear that people didn't like me.
I don't look on the Internet.
- Elisabeth Rohm

The only way the Internet will continue to remain the
thriving medium it has become today is to keep it under
the control of the United States.
- John Doolittle

The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries,
filth over cable television, and now unlimited internet pornography.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Honestly, I'm more into the computer,
the Internet, and checking out scores or the news.
- Martina Hingis

I'll happily mentor anyone who wants mentoring,
and most of that goes on by internet rather than face to face.
- Bernard Cornwell

One of the most important accomplishments of the Caucus
is raising awareness with law enforcement and communities
nationwide on the issues of child safety and Internet safety.
- Nick Lampson

People enjoy the interaction on the Internet,
and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting:
that's how some software projects are born.
- Linus Torvalds

I don't have the identity of any of them.
I only had the nicks that they used on Internet Relay Chat.
- Jon Johansen

What we are doing is taking advantage of the broadband
Internet to provide basically unlimited free calls
to anyone at a higher voice quality than they can with the phone lines.
- Niklas Zennstrom

The Democratic Party had no idea how to use the Internet.
They treated it like free money and then kept on doing
all the rest of the things they normally do.
- Wes Boyd

About five, six FBI agents walked into the courthouse and arrested me.
They said I was being arrested for distribution of
information related to explosives over the Internet.
- Sherman Austin

The rock sitting on the shelf has potential because
it can fall-it's the same way with the Internet.
It has this potential.
It's not really doing it yet, but it's about to.
- Michael Nesmith

We've got a major problem in our culture,
as it relates to the Internet and pornography and child pornography.
- John Ashcroft


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