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Gordon Gee Quotes
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Continue to surprise those who would put you in a neat demographic.
Be insistently curious.
- Gordon Gee

When the fabric of the universe becomes unknown,
it is the duty of the university to produce weavers.
- Gordon Gee

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO


 

In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find,
grounds for marriage.
- Robert Anderson

Trust in what you love, continue to do it,
and it will take you where you need to go.
- Natalie Goldberg

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence,
our servant may prove to be our executioner.
- Omar N. Bradley


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To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
- Confucius

America cannot continue to lead the family of nations
around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home.
- Mitt Romney

We are not the same persons this year as last;
nor are those we love.
It is a happy chance if we, changing,
continue to love a changed person.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Be slow to fall into friendship;
but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
- Socrates

Peace and abstinence from European interferences are our objects,
and so will continue while the present
order of things in America remain uninterrupted.
- Thomas Jefferson

As you discover your daily good,
and believe in it, and think about it,
expect it to continue.
- Ernest Holmes

My imagination can picture no fairer happiness than
to continue living for art.
- Clara Schumann

You will never be happy if you continue to search for
what happiness consists of.
You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
- Albert Camus

Success is not final, failure is not fatal.
It is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill

Always continue the climb.
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose,
if you first get to know who you are and are willing
to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Once the realization is accepted that even between
the closest human beings infinite distances continue,
a wonderful living side by side can grow,
if they succeed in loving the distance between them
which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do
not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet,
but watch the consequences, and do not continue any
course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort.
- William Banting

During his training, a baseball player strives
to make each swing better than the last.
The repetition of a faulty swing would be worse than useless.
It would ingrain bad habits.
The same is true of emotional responses.
If we allow ourselves to continue to have the same angry responses,
we just entrench our anger habit.
But if we strive - through consciousness, visualization, and coaching -
to moderate our anger response,
over time, we can train ourselves to respond
to events as we choose - without anger.
You can't magically be free from anger tomorrow,
but you can put yourself on your own training program
that will reduce the frequency and intensity
of your anger response day by day, year by year.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Making the tax cuts permanent will continue to grow the economy,
create jobs, and put more money in the pockets of the
hard-working families of Pennsylvania.
- Tim Murphy

The very fact that I've had those established me to
continue on to do new music and new projects.
- Juice Newton

We had high and boisterous winds last night and this morning:
the Indians continue to purchase repairs with grain of different kinds.
- Meriwether Lewis

We cannot ignore the disparity in resources that continue
to plague many of our school systems,
especially those serving predominantly inner-city minority
and impoverished children.
- Diane Watson

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now
I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery
will continue for at least one more generation.
- Larry David

With the increased cost of gasoline,
it doesn't appear that we're going to see a slowing
of interest in mass transit.
I think it's going to continue to grow.
- Tom Barrett

We shall heal our wounds, collect our dead and continue fighting.
- Mao Tse-Tung

Unless young blacks are brought into the mainstream of economic life,
they will continue to be on the curbstone.
- Walter Annenberg

I am working hard to ensure that working families can
continue to afford to live in our city.
- Thomas Menino

We are insisting and we will continue to insist that
this faith of the church must continue to be upheld come rain,
come fire.
That is our position.
- Peter Akinola

Today's vote ensures that coal will continue to be
an important part of our nation's energy policy,
with strong parameters to make it cleaner and more efficient.
- Ron Lewis

As the U.S.
trade deficit, and the portion of that deficit attributed to China,
continue to grow, our own economy is at risk of losing
its reputation as a leader in world trade.
- Jo Ann Emerson

As long as mixed grills and combination salads are popular,
anthologies will undoubtedly continue in favor.
- Elizabeth Janeway

I will burn, but this is a mere event.
We shall continue our discussion in eternity.
- Michael Servetus

I am among the few who continue to draw after childhood is ended,
continuing and perfecting childhood drawing -
without the traditional interruption of academic training.
- Saul Steinberg

There is no other way of writing a novel than to begin
at the beginning at to continue to the end.
- C. S. Forester

When one has success, the answer is not to undo that success.
It is to continue what has been done.
- Charles Schumer

We have to be realistic.
If we don't win, life will continue.
- Hayden Fry

The Republicans are running wild with our tax dollars
and it's been a mistake to let this administration
continue a policy of incompetence when it comes to Iraq.
- Sherrod Brown

When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me,
this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting to continue.
- Tommy Shaw

To be ignorant of the lives of the most celebrated
men of antiquity is to continue in a state of childhood all our days.
- Plutarch

Prejudices and preferences exist and will continue to.
When you learn how to market yourself,
you become less of a victim.
- Lavrenti Lopes

We are already too dependent on gambling revenue.
If we continue, we will soon be owned by them.
- Donald L. Carcieri

We must honor our country's tradition of openness and
continue to welcome new immigrants.
- Jose Serrano

God is a challenge because there is no proof of his
existence and therefore the search must continue.
- Donald Knuth

I think we could have done a lot more great music,
so I was disappointed that we didn't continue making records and touring,
but it's hard to argue with 10 good years.
- Jerry Harrison

Understandably, no peace can sustained when people
continue to suffer from hunger,
lack of jobs, lack of basic public services -
and most of all -
lack of opportunity or hope.
- Mikhail Saakashvili

The Satellite Home Viewer Improvement Act expires at the end of this year.
Thus, we must act quickly to ensure our constituents
continue to receive the services they enjoy.
- Eliot Engel

And in which we say that life is eternal but continue to struggle to survive.
- Neale Donald Walsch

When you are in the valley, keep your goal firmly in
view and you will get the renewed energy to continue the climb.
- Denis Waitley

When you have put all your faith in man and continue to be disappointed,
don't you hope there is something out of there that is not of human element?
- Natalie Cole

And as we continue to improve our understanding of
the basic science on which applications increasingly depend,
material benefits of this and other kinds are secured for the future.
- Henry Taube

Contempt for the world is what allows me to continue living in it.
- Matthew Lotti

Flying is the only active profession I would ever continue
with enthusiasm after the War.
- Wilfred Owen

The risk from terrorism remains acute and the private
market cannot continue to operate without a government backstop.
- Michael Oxley

I'll always continue to work.
I've never much depended on anyone but myself,
as far as that goes.
- Mel Gibson

The ruling class is and will continue to be the class of decision makers.
- Jean-Francois Lyotard

What the world requires of the Christians is that they
should continue to be Christians.
- Albert Camus

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any
resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
- Hermann von Helmholtz

Our biggest goal is to continue to force ourselves
to always start our creative work on a white page and
not take advantage of past successes and challenging ourselves.
- Guy Laliberte

The second principle of magic: things which have once
been in contact with each other continue to act on
each other at a distance after the physical contact has been severed.
- James G. Frazer

Today we thank God for all the blessings He has bestowed
upon this great Country and ask Him to continue to
heal our land and meet our needs -
and we do so through the power of prayer.
- Nick Rahall

No matter how much success you're having,
you can't continue working together if you can't communicate.
- Matt Cameron

This discovery convinced me of the power of crystallography
and led me to continue in this field.
- Robert Huber

It occurred to me that I just didn't see how I could
go ahead and continue to eat meat.
It just seemed so...
cannibalistic to me.
And so, I'm a vegetarian, and I have been ever since.
- Alice Paul

How we continue to fund Medicare and Medicaid into
the future is a pressing issue of national concern.
- James T. Walsh

I am committed to strengthening our agricultural economy
by protecting the unique interests of small and medium
size family farms so that they can continue to operate.
- Sue Kelly

Our ideal of the future is that she should continue
to render that service of her own free will.
- Henry Cabot Lodge

What the president announced yesterday,
is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime
the pump of taxpayer dollars,
we're going to see magically an economic recovery.
- Eric Cantor

I would also certainly continue to keep loan repayment
interest rates as low as possible.
And I would spread the financial aid a little less
thinly across all income brackets.
- Charles Vest

If we don't continue to pursue alternative,
emissions-free energy sources like nuclear fuel,
we are at risk of increasing our dependence on costly natural gas.
- Judy Biggert


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