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Gordon Cooper Quotes
Funny Quotes by Gordon Cooper

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I believe that these extra-terrestrial vehicles and
their crews are visiting this planet from other planets.
Most astronauts were reluctant to discuss UFOs.
- Gordon Cooper

Father, we thank you, especially for letting me fly this flight -
for the privilege of being able to be in this position,
to be in this wondrous place, seeing all these many startling,
wonderful things that you have created.
- Gordon Cooper

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that
he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken


 

I believe in equality for everyone,
except reporters and photographers.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead


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We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.
- Winston Churchill

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt PHOTO

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,
but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
- Bill Cosby

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
- Don Marquis

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

The will to believe chases out the rational mind,
whenever and wherever the two come into conflict.
- Philip K. Dick

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out
in a war fought with the atomic bomb.
Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.
- Albert Einstein

Anyone who can worship a trinity
and insist that his religion is a monotheism
can believe anything.
- Robert A Heinlein

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford PHOTO

Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha PHOTO

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott PHOTO

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe PHOTO

We believe whatever we want to believe.
- Demosthenes

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Have a Vision, a Dream.
Believe in that Vision.
Live that Vision with every fiber of your being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe

Because we believe that our ethnic group,
our society, our political party, our God,
is better than your God, we kill each other.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

Everything we believe is a matter of evolution and history.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing
was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
- Margaret Mead

Simply put, you believe that things
or people make you unhappy,
but this is not accurate.
You make yourself unhappy.
- Wayne Dyer

Strivers achieve what dreamers believe.
- Usher Raymond

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love
will have the final word in reality.
That is why right, temporarily defeated,
is stronger than evil triumphant.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The problem with making assumptions
is that we believe they are the truth
- don Miguel Ruiz

I believe in the power of weakness.
- Pat Buckley

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen:
not only because I see it,
but because by it I see everything else.
- C. S. Lewis

You are braver than you believe,
stronger than you seem,
and smarter than you think.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

We cause ourselves untold misery whenever we believe
others to be imperfect and try to change them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To accomplish great things,
we must not only act, but also dream;
not only plan, but also believe.
- Anatole France

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe,
it can achieve.
- Napoleon Hill

Believe that life is worth living,
and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James

I'm not religious at all,
but I believe in God very strongly.
- Bono

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in,
and going after your dreams.
- Madonna Ciccone

I believe life's rich experiences need to be shared with others -
for me this is the way one builds knowledge.
- Pravs J

Believe in yourself. Dream big dreams.
Set important goals. Take action on those goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie.
I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave.
And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.
- H.L. Mencken

I believe that every human mind feels pleasure
in doing good to another.
- Thomas Jefferson

I firmly believe that we can have a healthy environment
and a sustainable timber industry.
- Frank Murkowski

I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.
- Walt Whitman

I believe in the fundamental truth
of all great religions of the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you believe that a task will be difficult, it will be -
and you will have suffered with worry beforehand.
Approach life with joy and optimism.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Shallow men believe in luck.
Strong men believe in cause and effect.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The probability that we may fail
in the struggle ought not to deter us
from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
- Abraham Lincoln

We believe that if men have the talent
to invent new machines that put men out of work,
they have the talent to put those men back to work.
- John F. Kennedy

I don't believe in dieting.
- Joan Collins

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome;
if you believe the theologians,
nothing is innocent; if you believe the military,
nothing is safe.
- Lord Salisbury

Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers,
while I believe in myself.
- Alain Robert

To believe in a just law of cause and effect,
carrying with it a punishment or a reward,
is to believe in righteousness.
- Ernest Holmes

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.
- Antonio Villaraigosa

Trust in yourself.
Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.
- Claudia Black

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

And I believe that the best buy in public health today
must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet.
- Julie Bishop


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