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Gordon Brown Quotes
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I'm a father; that's what matters most.
Nothing matters more.
- Gordon Brown

In 2005 we have a once in a generation opportunity
to deliver a modern Marshall plan for the developing world.
- Gordon Brown

Britain should be the world's number one center for
genetic and stem cell research,
building on our world leading regulatory regime in the area.
- Gordon Brown

America knows it has got to deal with its deficit problems so that it,
too, can promise it is making its proper and best contributions to the world economy.
- Gordon Brown


 

We spend more on cows than the poor.
- Gordon Brown

There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe.
- Gordon Brown

Britain can be proud of its response to the tsunami appeal.
- Gordon Brown


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Each year India and China produce four million graduates
compared with just over 250,000 in Britain.
- Gordon Brown

So another challenge for our generation is to create
global institutions that reflect our ideas of fairness and responsibility,
not the ideas that were the basis of the last stage
of financial development over these recent years.
- Gordon Brown

You need in the long run for stability,
for economic growth, for jobs, as well as for financial stability,
global economic institutions that make sure that growth
to be sustained has to be shared,
and are built on the principle that the prosperity
of this world is indivisible.
- Gordon Brown

We must then build a proper relationship between the
richest and the poorest countries based on our desire
that they are able to fend for themselves with the
investment that is necessary in their agriculture,
so that Africa is not a net importer of food,
but an exporter of food.
- Gordon Brown

Take, therefore, what modern technology is capable of:
the power of our moral sense allied to the power of
communications and our ability to organize internationally.That,
in my view, gives us the first opportunity as a community
to fundamentally change the world.
- Gordon Brown

I believe there is a moral sense and a global ethic
that commands attention from people of every religion and every faith,
and people of no faith.
But I think what's new is that we now have the capacity
to communicate instantaneously across frontiers right across the world.
- Gordon Brown

We are being tough in saying it is a duty on the unemployed
in future not only to be available for work -
and not to shirk work -
but also to get the skills for work.
That is a new duty we are introducing.
- Gordon Brown

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

My father would take me to the playground,
and put me on mood swings.
- Jay London

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry.
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- the movie Shrek 2

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben

The existence of an anthropomorphic
"Father-figure" deity is not impossible,
merely exceptionally improbable and illogical.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

It doesn't matter who my father was.
It matters who I remember he was.
- Anne Sexton

I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal,
and I never loved any other man as much.
- Hedy Lamarr

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true:
My mother gave me my drive,
but my father gave me my dreams.
Thanks to him, I could see a future.
- Liza Minelli

My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men.
- Simon Newcomb

The Godhead consists of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit.
The Father is a material being.
- Orson Pratt

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and watches the Discovery Channel.
I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
- Jeff Foxworthy

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
- H. G. Wells

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument.
He told me to knock myself out.
- Jay London

Do you know that other than my father,
I've never had a man take care of me?
- Dionne Warwick

To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.
- Euripides

A father's disappointment can be a very powerful tool.
- Michael Bergin

The patriot blood of my father was warm in my veins.
- Clara Barton

But the love of adventure was in father's blood.
- Buffalo Bill

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
- Quentin Crisp

Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours,
I must look her straight in the eyes.
- Prince Charles

I know that I will never find my father in any other
man who comes into my life,
because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by him.
- Halle Berry

There's really no point in having children if you're
not going to be home enough to father them.
- Anthony Edwards

That is the thankless position of the father in the family -
the provider for all,
and the enemy of all.
- August Strindberg

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease
and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
- Gloria Steinem

I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.
- Orson Scott Card

I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did
not reflect positively on my father's life.
- Sidney Poitier

I stopped loving my father a long time ago.
What remained was the slavery to a pattern.
- Anais Nin

The most important influence in my childhood was my father.
- DeForest Kelley

When a father, absent during the day,
returns home at six, his children receive only his temperament,
not his teaching.
- Robert Bly

I wasn't anything special as a father.
But I loved them and they knew it.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

My grandfather, along with Carnegie,
was a pioneer in philanthropy,
which my father then practiced on a very large scale.
- David Rockefeller

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person,
he believed in me.
- Jim Valvano

So my father was a person who never lied to me.
If I had a question, he answered it.
I knew a lot of things at a young age because I was intrigued.
- Nick Cannon

I inherited that calm from my father,
who was a farmer.
You sow, you wait for good or bad weather,
you harvest, but working is something you always need to do.
- Miguel Indurain

Both my mother and father were very supportive of any
career move any of us wanted to make.
- James Gandolfini

My father used to sing to me in my mother's womb.
I think I can name about any tune in two beats.
- Yancy Butler

My father...
had sharper eyes than the rest of our people.
- Chief Joseph

My father was my teacher.
But most importantly he was a great dad.
- Beau Bridges

Father or stepfather - those are just titles to me.
They don't mean anything.
- Oliver Hudson

How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board.
It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of
an oak which he has planted.
- Voltaire

Time is the father of truth, its mother is our mind.
- Giordano Bruno

No man is responsible for his father.
That was entirely his mother's affair.
- Margaret Turnbull

I get whatever placidity I have from my father.
But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin.
- Norma Shearer

It is my feeling that Time ripens all things;
with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.
- Francois Rabelais

Family life was wonderful.
The streets were bleak.
The playgrounds were bleak.
But home was always warm.
My mother and father had a great relationship.
I always felt 'safe' there.
- Robert Cormier

The most important thing a father
can do for his children
is to love their mother.
- Henry Ward Beecher

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
- George Herbert

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man.
He was a baker.
- Anthony Hopkins

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.
- Jean de La Fontaine

Being a father helps me be more responsible...
you see more things than you've ever seen.
- Kid Rock


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