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Gordon Banks Quotes
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At that level, every goal is like a knife in the ribs.
- Gordon Banks

That save from Pele's header was the best I ever made.
I didn't have any idea how famous it would become -
to start with,
I didn't even realise I'd made it at all.
- Gordon Banks

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley PHOTO


 

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

Every goal, every action, every thought,
every feeling one experiences, whether it be consciously or unconsciously known,
is an attempt to increase one's level of peace of mind.
- Sydney Madwed

The creative act lasts but a brief moment,
a lightning instant of give-and-take,
just long enough for you to level the camera and to
trap the fleeting prey in your little box.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson


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Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts
filed away just below the conscious level.
- Joyce Brothers

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not
yet reached their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter

Problems cannot be solved at the same level
of awareness that created them.
- Albert Einstein

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit,
we have no choice but to trust at some level.
- Rita Dove

You can never solve a problem on the level
on which it was created.
- Albert Einstein

The man who has done his level best...
is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure.
- B. C. Forbes

The effort to understand the universe is one
of the very few things that lifts human life
a little above the level of farce,
and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
- Steven Weinberg

Nature will bear the closest inspection.
She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf,
and take an insect view of its plain.
- Henry David Thoreau

To deal with individual human needs
at the everyday level can be noble sometimes.
- Jimmy Carter

Trust only movement.
Life happens at the level of events, not of words.
Trust movement.
- Alfred Adler

Personally, I need a high level of physical fitness
in order to feel at ease.
- Jurgen Klinsmann

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level.
- Peter Drucker

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

Whether we allow external events to
shape our lives at a core level
is very much within our own control.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No problem can be solved from the same level
of consciousness that created it.
- Albert Einstein

There are old heads in the world
who cannot help me by their example or advice
to live worthily and satisfactorily to myself;
but I believe that it is in my power
to elevate myself this very hour
above the common level of my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
'Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

As free citizens in a political democracy,
we have a responsibility to be interested and involved
in the affairs of the human community,
be it at the local or the global level.
- Paul Wellstone

My concentration level blocks out everything.
Concentration is why some athletes are better than others.
You develop that concentration in training and concentrate in a meet.
- Edwin Moses

Currently a level of unemployment of 7 percent or more
seems to be required to keep inflation from accelerating,
a level quite unacceptable as a permanent situation.
- William Vickrey

During my nearly five years as director-general of WHO,
high-level policymakers have increasingly recognized
that health is central to sustainable development.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

You have to stay one level above everyone else.
- Jim Otto

In a high school, the norms act to hold down the achievements
of those who are above average,
so that the school's demands will be at a level easily
maintained by the majority.
- James S. Coleman

Hip-hop is supposed to uplift and create,
to educate people on a larger level and to make a change.
- Doug E. Fresh

Testing of self is a regular part of our own lives,
so it seems natural to make it a part of the lives of my characters,
as well, albeit on a much different level.
- Terry Brooks

Herein lies our problem.
If we level that much land to grow rice and whatever,
then no other animal could live there except for some insect pest species.
Which is very unfortunate.
- Steve Irwin

I just want to get to the level where I can say that that's my level,
just try to play well, get up there.
- Jennifer Capriati

Be fond of the man who jests at his scars,
if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
- Pamela Hansford Johnson

But I believe we have a higher level of mentality within us,
but we have to use the power in the right way.
- Tina Turner

We are 5 percent of the global population and consume
a third of the total resources -
on some level we should all feel guilty relative to the world.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus

We should be exploring consciousness at the neural level and higher,
where the arrow of causal analysis points up toward
such principles as emergence and self-organization.
- Michael Shermer

All History is current; all injustice continues on some level,
somewhere in the world.
- Alice Walker

The level of our educational development is high and
serves as a strong basis for our future progress.
- Hassanal Bolkiah

I would not say I chose to write long poems on a conscious level.
The long poem has been a relative constant.
- John Barton

I'm very involved in the writing on every level.
- Fran Drescher

He who goes step by step always finds himself level with a step.
- Antonio Porchia

But effective regulation at the European Union level
can make a massive contribution to achieving our shared
goals of improving competitiveness,
jobs and growth.
- John Hutton

This isn't really a convention, This is really an infomercial.
And every night we'll have a different infomercial
and people view it with a certain level of cynicism.
- Susan Estrich

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth,
because when it's true is when it's also funny.
- David Hyde Pierce

The last state to admit a black student to the college
level was South Carolina.
- Constance Baker Motley

An early fascination with higher mathematics at the
university level blossomed into speculative thinking
that could provide a basis for dealing with economic issues.
- Lawrence R. Klein

I think the Commissioner is taking the steps necessary
to give the game back to the players and the fans and
hopefully take the league to the next level.
- Cobi Jones

I think you can expect Sony, in the case of PSP specifically,
to deliver a technology that is going to reinvent and
change handheld entertainment,
and take it to a brand new level.
- Ian Jackson

I think I have a passion for playing the game.
I love to play, and I want to play at a high level.
You have to do the right things in order to continue at that level.
- Dan Marino

I was told I was talented when I applied to Falmouth
School of Art and that I should consider skipping the
course and proceeding directly to degree level.
- John Dyer

Obviously one of the things that poets from Northern Ireland and beyond -
had to try to make sense of was what was happening
on a day-to-day political level.
- Paul Muldoon

For guys playing sports at a high level,
for money, I can't put my finger on it,
but in a man's world of sport, there is something visceral to beating another man.
- Kurt Russell

If you are succesfull for 20 years, you can't expect
to stay on the same level all through that period.
A career has its ups and downs and in-betweens.
- Donnie Wahlberg

Stopping illegal immigration would mean that wages
would have to rise to a level where Americans would
want the jobs currently taken by illegal aliens.
- Thomas Sowell

I don't know anyone at the highest levels who approved Abu Ghraib.
If President Barack Obama for a moment thought that
somebody at a high level had approved it,
he would go after them.
- Peter King

The World, thinking itself affronted by superior merit,
takes delight to bring it down to its own level.
- Samuel Richardson

You kind of hope that the events themselves are interesting.
I think that's what you have to hope for,
that on a broad level it's an interesting story.
- Chester Brown

There's no such thing as a free lunch,
at least on the karmic level.
- Joan D. Vinge

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the
ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald

I like the level of fame that I have.
You get nice tables in restaurants sometimes,
but fame isn't something that I find comfortable.
- Aidan Quinn

I wanted to show a normal young girl whose only difference
was that she behaved in the way a boy might,
without any sense of guilt on a moral or sexual level.
- Roger Vadim

Friendship is mutual blackmail elevated to the level of love.
- Robin Morgan

Before I came here I was confused about this subject.
Having listened to your lecture I am still confused.
But on a higher level.
- Enrico Fermi

There's no doubt that the squad needs strengthening
if we are to get back up among the top three because
they are operating on another level to us at the moment.
- Steven Gerrard

At this level, you put a lot of pressure on yourself
as a player to perform and do well.
- Mats Sundin

I had a very wise mother.
She always kept books that were my grade level in our house.
- Beverly Cleary

I want viewers to relate to me on a different level,
not just a sexual level.
- Morris Chestnut

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian
to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
- Gustave Flaubert

If you want to end your isolation, you must be honest
about what you want at a core level and decide to go after it.
- Martha Beck


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