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Gordon B. Hinckley Quotes
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Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
- Gordon B. Hinckley

Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.
- Gordon B. Hinckley

Our lives are the only meaningful expression of what
we believe and in Whom we believe.
And the only real wealth, for any of us,
lies in our faith.
- Gordon B. Hinckley

Criticism and pessimism destroy families,
undermine institutions of all kinds,
defeat nearly everyone,
and spread a shroud of gloom over entire nations.
- Gordon B. Hinckley


 

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken


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Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business
in which no cumulative wisdom is gained:
each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
- Bill Cosby

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden PHOTO

It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

Life is a series of experiences,
each one of which makes us bigger,
even though sometimes it is hard to realize this.
- Henry Ford

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work,
so most people don't recognize them.
- Ann Landers

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

Hard work spotlights the character of people:
some turn up their sleeves,
some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
- Sam Ewing

Work is hard.
Distractions are plentiful.
And time is short.
- Adam Hochschild

I'm a fun father, but not a good father.
The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
- Harry Golden

I know the price of success: dedication, hard work,
and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that
it is better for hard words to be on paper
than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
- Anne Frank

Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.
- Horace

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.
- John Osborne

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.
- Tammy Wynette

Have convictions. Be friendly.
Stick to your beliefs as they stick to theirs.
Work as hard as they do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

From behind the Iron Curtain, there are signs that tyranny
is in trouble and reminders that its structure
is as brittle as its surface is hard.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,'
probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
- Woody Allen

Football is like life - it requires perseverance,
self-denial, hard work, sacrifice,
dedication and respect for authority.
- Vince Lombardi

You hold onto religion, you know,
rules, regulations, traditions.
I think what God is interested in
is people's hearts, and that's hard enough.
- Bono

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi

My mother was the influence in my life.
She was strong; she had great faith in the ultimate
triumph of justice and hard work.
She believed passionately in education.
- John H. Johnson

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches
as to conceive how others can be in want.
- Jonathan Swift

Know that life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The truth of the matter is that
you always know the right thing to do.
The hard part is doing it.
- Norman Schwarzkoff

Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having,
except as a result of hard work.
- Booker T. Washington

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately
degenerate into hard work.
- Peter Drucker

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard,
very liable to be broken.
- Abigail Adams

It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars
and get your money's worth.
- George M. Humphrey

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work,
ask him: 'Whose?'
- Don Marquis

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may
become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
- Mary Wilson Little

It is hard to feel individually responsible with respect
to the invisible processes of a huge and distant government.
- John W. Gardner

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time
to save money is when you have some.
- Joe Moore

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve
the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
This makes it hard to plan the day.
- E. B. White

Building technical systems involves a lot of hard work
and specialized knowledge:
languages and protocols,
coding and debugging, testing and refactoring.
- Jesse James Garrett

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer
is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
- Theodore Roosevelt

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard,"
I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what?
- Sydney Harris

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed,
but nature does not depend on us.
We are not the only experiment.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
- Proverb

In the midst of these hard times it is our good health
and good sleep that are enjoyable.
- Knute Nelson

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere.
Make sure you eat a variety of foods,
get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.
- Sasha Cohen

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and
nothing so hard to apply.
- Josh Billings

My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.
- George Foreman

Surround yourself with people who
take their work seriously,
but not themselves,
those who work hard and play hard.
- Colin Powell

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start
if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror,
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory, there is no survival.
- Winston Churchill

It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control
and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe

It is awfully hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.
- Paris Hilton

Nobody's a natural.
You work hard to get good and then work to get better.
It's hard to stay on top.
- Paul Coffey

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
- Philo

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens
to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
- Doug Larson

They died hard, those savage men - like wounded wolves at bay.
They were filthy, and they were lousy,
and they stunk.
And I loved them.
- Douglas MacArthur


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