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Gloria Naylor Quotes
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Lord keep her safe since you can't keep her sane.
- Gloria Naylor

One should be able to return to the first sentence
of a novel and find the resonances of the entire work.
- Gloria Naylor

Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
- Gloria Naylor

I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good,
or make you feel miserable either.
Life is just supposed to make you feel.
- Gloria Naylor


 

Life is accepting what is and working from that.
- Gloria Naylor

Not only is your story worth telling,
but it can be told in words so painstakingly eloquent that it becomes a song.
- Gloria Naylor

Spoiled.
That's all it's about - can't live without this,
can't live without that.
You can live without anything you weren't born with,
and you can make it through on even half of that.
- Gloria Naylor


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The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi PHOTO

In boundless love as a Christian and as a man
I read through the passage which tells us
how the Lord at last rose in His might
and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple
the brood of vipers and of adders.
- Adolph Hitler

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr. PHOTO

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection,
not in books alone, but in every leaf in spring-time.
- Martin Luther PHOTO

Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson PHOTO

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead.
Worry gets you no place.
- Roy Acuff

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips

If you would convince others,
seem open to conviction yourself.
- Lord Chesterfield

I am the lord of myself, accountable to none.
- Benjamin Franklin

Be the chief but never the lord.
- Lao Tzu

Our Father and Our God, unto thee, O Lord we lift our souls.
- William Pennington

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
- St Francis of Assisi

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.
- Oliver North

O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which
doth mock the meat it feeds on.
- William Shakespeare

You may think the president is all-powerful,
but he is not.
He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord.
- Barbara Bush

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Lord, grant comfort, joy and health
to those I call friend,
to those I call enemy,
and to those I have cursed by my indifference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern:
every class is unfit to govern.
- Lord Acton

If the laws could speak for themselves,
they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
- Lord Halifax

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Who is wise in love, love most, say least.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

'Tis strange - but true;
for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction.
- Lord Byron

I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children
to the third and fourth generations.
- Exodus 20:5

In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it -
thou art a fool.
- Lord Chesterfield

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome;
if you believe the theologians,
nothing is innocent; if you believe the military,
nothing is safe.
- Lord Salisbury

Friendship is Love without his wings.
- Lord Byron

Brief is life but love is long.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control;
these three alone lead one to sovereign power.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

All experience is an arch wherethrough gleams that
untravelled world whose margin fades for ever and for ever when I move.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

The world is a country which nobody ever yet knew by description;
one must travel through it one's self to be acquainted with it.
- Lord Chesterfield

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;
my God, my strength, in whom I will trust.
- Psalm 18:2

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
...
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
- attributed to St. Francis of Assisi

I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist.
I never think about money.
Beautiful things make money.
- Lord Acton

Good humor is the health of the soul,
sadness is its poison.
- Lord Chesterfield

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
- Lord Byron

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this,
to act justly, to love tenderly,
and to walk humbly with your God.
- Micah 6:8

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

There is grand romance in The Lord of the Rings.
It's an important part of epic literature.
- Kevin J. Anderson

I see upon their noble brows the seal of the Lord,
for they were born kings of the earth far more truly
than those who possess it only from having bought it.
- George Sand

Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more:
Peace in the hearts of all men living,
peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.
- Joseph Auslander

Well, to take me from where I was, and the life I was leading,
to the life I lead now with the church and with the
Lord and with Jesus Christ,
it's a total, total turn-around.
- Pat Summerall

My commitment is to strive to lean on the Lord with my whole heart,
reading His word daily and earnestly seeking His will in my life.
- Elizabeth Dole

As Lord Chesterfield said of the generals of his day,
'I only hope that when the enemy reads the list of their names,
he trembles as I do.'
- Duke of Wellington

Regularity in the hours of rising and retiring,
perseverance in exercise, adaptation of dress to the variations of climate,
simple and nutritious aliment, and temperance in all
things are necessary branches of the regimen of health.
- Lord Chesterfield

Look at our Lords disciples.
One denied Him; one doubted Him; one betrayed Him.
If our Lord couldn't have perfection,
how are you going to have it in city government?
- Richard J. Daley

The Lord opened the understanding of my unbelieving heart,
so that I should recall my sins.
- Saint Patrick

Lord Chancellor, did I deliver the speech well? I am glad of that,
for there was nothing in it.
- George III

I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest,
with visions to be realized, than lord among those
without dreams and desires.
- Khalil Gibran

O Lord have mercy on me, to God I commend my soul.
- Anne Boleyn

The devil says I'm out, but the Lord says I'm safe.
- Billy Sunday

The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense,
which is shared by all that is.
- Samuel Butler

The Lord taught me to love everybody,
but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.
- Alvin Dark

The earth is the Lord's.
Psalm 24 basically says the earth is God's property.
We have been given the privilege and responsibility
of living on earth to see it isn't ruined.
- Allen Johnson


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