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Glenn Ford Quotes
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William Holden and I weren't just good friends.
He was my very best friend.
I feel his loss very much still.
- Glenn Ford

Nothing ever changes as far as Westerns are concerned.
They are the same today as they were years ago.
- Glenn Ford

He was very commanding, and you had to know what you
were doing to work for Mr. Rogers.
I learned how to ride very quickly with him as my riding teacher.
- Glenn Ford

It really doesn't matter whether it's the villain or the hero.
Sometimes the villain is the most colorful.
But I prefer a part where you don't know what he is until the end.
- Glenn Ford


If they try to rush me, I always say,
I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
- Glenn Ford

An actor should be ready to play any role within reason.
For example, I think the most ridiculous thing for
me to do would be to try and play Shakespeare.
- Glenn Ford

An actor would be foolish to do something that might hold up the picture,
or more importantly incapacitate him.
If an actor does do a stunt he needs to make sure a
stunt man stands by to see that it's done correctly.
- Glenn Ford

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One thing led to another and I didn't have to take
tickets any more because I now worked for Mr. Rogers.
He said if I was going to take care of his horses than
I'd better learn how to ride.
He was very kind to me.
- Glenn Ford

I can't frankly see much difference in the film industry at all.
The only difference might be that they don't take as
much time as they used to.
For example, they'll do in one day what we used to take a week to do.
- Glenn Ford

I don't know how it is now but the assistant stage
manager had to understudy several parts.
You had to be ready to go on at any time if the actor
couldn't make it to the play.
I didn't think anything of it.
- Glenn Ford

I suddenly realized that the fellow who didn't show
up was getting about fifty-times more money than I was getting.
So I thought, 'this is silly,' and became an actor.
I certainly never thought I'd wind up in motion pictures.
That was far beyond anything I'd ever dreamed of.
- Glenn Ford

I was making a film called The White Tower at the foot of Mont Blanc -
the one thing I learned from that experience was that
it's more difficult to go down a mountain than to go up.
A lot of people don't realize that.
- Glenn Ford

I think the director is becoming more important.
To work under rushed conditions, you need to have an
extremely professional director.
If the director's good than the end result will be good.
- Glenn Ford

You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving.
I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.
- William J. Clinton

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare PHOTO

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare PHOTO

A well-developed sense of humor
is the pole that adds balance to your steps,
as you walk the tightrope of life.
- William Arthur Ward PHOTO

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
- William Shakespeare PHOTO

Mother is the name for God
in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray PHOTO

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
- William Shakespeare PHOTO

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

Formula to live your dream:
1. Be bold. 2. Begin now, 3. No exceptions.
- William James

If you can dream it, you can become it.
- William Arthur Ward

The jealous are troublesome to others,
but a torment to themselves.
- William Penn

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

In time we hate that which we often fear.
- William Shakespeare

No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.
- William James

Discretion is the better part of valor.
(originally "The better part of valor is discretion")
- William Shakespeare

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
If you can dream it, you can become it.
- William Arthur Ward

Thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

We must be free not because we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
- William Faulkner

To live anywhere in the world today and be against
equality because of race or color is like living in
Alaska and being against snow.
- William Faulkner

Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
- William James

Destiny is not a matter of chance,
It is a matter of choice.
It is not something to be waited for,
But rather something to be achieved.
- William Jennings Bryan

Never mind what others do;
do better than yourself,
beat your own record from day to day,
and you are a success.
- William J. H. Boetcker

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence.
Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
- William E. Gladstone

Nothing big ever came from being small.
- William J. Clinton

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
- William Penn

The scenes on this field would have cured anybody of war.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which
doth mock the meat it feeds on.
- William Shakespeare

To see the world in a grain of sand,
and to see heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hands,
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake

All gardening is landscape painting.
- William Kent

Expectation is the root of all heartache.
- William Shakespeare

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most,
it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
- William Wordsworth

We must teach our children to resolve
their conflicts with words, not weapons.
- William J. Clinton

I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.
- William J. Clinton

Happiness lies first of all in health.
- George William Curtis

The way to develop self-confidence
is to do the thing you fear
and get a record of successful experiences behind you.
- William Jennings Bryan

Let me say this as clearly as I can:
No matter how sharp a grievance or how deep a hurt,
there is no justification for killing innocents.
- William J. Clinton

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
- William Lyon Phelps

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
- William Congreve

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

Things are seldom what they seem.
- William S. Gilbert (Gilbert and Sullivan: HMS Pinafore)

Pictures deface walls more often than they decorate them.
- William Wordsworth

Our Father and Our God, unto thee, O Lord we lift our souls.
- William Pennington

Travelers repose and dream among my leaves.
- William Blake

I find that a man is as old as his work.
If his work keeps him from moving forward,
he will look forward with the work.
- William Ernest Hocking

In today's knowledge-based economy,
what you earn depends on what you learn.
- William J. Clinton

Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy,
to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter,
and to lead but not manipulate.
- William Arthur Ward

The military don't start wars.
Politicians start wars.
- William Westmoreland

The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
- William Shakespeare

The greatest discovery of any generation
is that a human being
can alter his life by
altering his attitude
- William James

We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids.
But obviously we want a family so we'll have to start thinking about that.
- Prince William

Clocks slay time...
time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels;
only when the clock stops does time come to life.
- William Faulkner

You know more of a road by having traveled it than
by all the conjectures and descriptions in the world.
- William Hazlitt

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