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Giuliana Sgrena Quotes
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It wasn't a checkpoint but a patrol which immediately
opened fire after they trained their light on us.
- Giuliana Sgrena

Of course, we should all be aware of what we're packing
in our carry-on luggage -
anything that might be considered dangerous could be
confiscated at a security checkpoint.
- David Neeleman

We need to put undercover security armed people at
the curbside of the terminal with the uniform of policemen.
We need to protect the terminal.
We need to protect the security checkpoint,
the gate, the aircraft, the perimeter.
- Isaac Yeffet

We put people of concern on the watch list or the no-fly list,
so we have a number of layers of security beyond the airport checkpoint.
We gather as much information about a passenger as
the law allows without profiling.
- John Pistole


 

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett


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No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

I set my own course through the ocean of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

The common denominator of our heroes
is that each set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles PHOTO

Persevere in moving toward highly worthwhile but difficult goals.
In smaller issues, take an easier course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How we spend our days is of course
how we spend our lives.
- Annie Dillard

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
- Peter Drucker

I wanted to escape so badly.
But of course I knew I couldn't just give up and leave school.
It was only when I heard my mom's voice that I came out of my hiding place.
- Zhang Ziyi

We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein

Ideas shape the course of history.
- John Maynard Keynes

I do like to shock and surprise people.
When it's all in good fun, of course.
- Ruth Warrick

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

Honor your past, and all the consequences of that past.
Receive insight into relieving the pain
caused by past experiences and current attitudes toward life.
Observe life as it currently appears,
and then train yourself to observe life
from other perspectives that support a higher quality of living.
Re-consider your priorities.
Chart your Course.
Set Sail with Courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is,
of course, living in a state of sin.
- John von Neumann

And think not, you can direct the course of love;
for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
- Khalil Gibran

Take a course in good water and air;
and in the eternal youth of Nature you may renew your own.
Go quietly, alone; no harm will befall you.
- John Muir

A small body of determined spirits
fired by an unquenchable faith
in their mission
can alter the course of history.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The way people in democracies think of the government
as something different from themselves is a real handicap.
And, of course, sometimes the government confirms their opinion.
- Lewis Mumford

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work.
Of course it doesn't work.
We are supposed to work it.
- Alexander Woollcott

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Faith in oneself is the best and safest course.
- Michelangelo

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

If you want to be heroic,
Don't emulate your heroes,
learn from them.
Heroes don't follow anyone,
they set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Some things cannot be spoken or discovered until
we have been stuck, incapacitated,
or blown off course for awhile.
- David Whyte

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and
I told him of course he could,
so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
- Eric Morecambe

I hold my course with focused attention
and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world you see has nothing to do with reality.
It is of your own making and does not exist.
- A Course In Miracles

You cannot be totally committed sometimes.
- A Course In Miracles

Would you rather be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles

Every loving thought is true.
Everything else is an appeal for healing and help,
regardless of the form it takes.
- A Course In Miracles

I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I knew, of course, that trees and plants had roots,
stems, bark, branches and foliage that reached up toward the light.
But I was coming to realize that the real magician was light itself.
- Edward Steichen

Seek not outside yourself.
- A Course in Miracles

Do you prefer that you be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles

When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles

The success of love is in the loving -
it is not in the result of loving.
Of course it is natural in love
to want the best for the other person,
but whether it turns out that way or not
does not determine the value of what we have done.
- Mother Teresa

The great secret that all old people share is that
you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years.
Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
And that, of course, causes great confusion.
- Doris Lessing

The ego lives by comparisons...
The ego cannot survive without judgment.
- A Course in Miracles

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion,
but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality,
but an escape from personality.
But, of course, only those who have personality and
emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- T. S. Eliot

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show
by what road it will pass to destruction,
to wit: by consolidation of power first,
and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
- Thomas Jefferson

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
- A Course In Miracles

I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do
not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet,
but watch the consequences, and do not continue any
course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort.
- William Banting

In your brother is The Light.
See him as sinless,
and there can be no fear in you.
- A Course In Miracles

There are many answers you have received
but have not yet heard.
- A Course In Miracles

My happiness depends on me.
- A Course in Miracles

People ask me if I left the lyrics open to ambiguity.
Of course I did.
I wanted to make a whole series of complex statements.
The lyrics had to do with the state of society at the time.
- Don McLean

Of course you have to support the troops.
They're just kids.
They're doing for their country what's expected of them.
- Neil Young

I really don't have a favorite course.
I usually ask where there are the least players.
- Darrell Royal

Planet Lucy Press? I incorporated myself to deal with
publishing and was calling myself Big Bang Incorporated,
which of course has to do with the Big Bang at the beginning of creation.
- Rob Walton

When you were growing up in the 30s,
20s,
of course the 40s, all black people at least in the Washington,
D.C., area were required to live among themselves.
- Ed Smith

I've analyzed the best I can...
and I have not found an impeachable offense,
and therefore resignation is not an acceptable course.
- Richard M. Nixon

Age is just a number.
It's totally irrelevant unless, of course,
you happen to be a bottle of wine.
- Joan Collins

Of course the other and more serious way in which it
all happens is that one finds in poems and language
some quality one appropriates for oneself and wishes to reproduce.
- Robert Fitzgerald

Crime stories are, as you know, one of the most popular
forms of entertainment that exist.
If you then try to have something to say...
that I have, of course.
- Steig Larsson

It is so conceited and timid to be ashamed of one's mistakes.
Of course they are mistakes.
Go on to the next.
- Brenda Ueland

I live in London and I am a British subject,
although I do write in Spanish, of course.
- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

We shall have to pass through many a valley,
many a narrow defile.
Many will grow tired on the way.
Of course they will mostly be those who have no reason to do so.
- Heinrich Himmler

The White House has a choice: They can change course,
or they can double down on a vision of government that
the American people have roundly rejected.
- Mitch McConnell


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