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Gitanjali Ghei Quotes
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Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
- Richard Bach

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
- J. R. R. Tolkien

Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are friends.
- Richard Bach


 

I have to go and say farewell to all the countries that I have been to,
if I can.
I am 73 now, it is taxing on me.
- Miriam Makeba

While conscience is our friend, all is at peace;
however once it is offended,
farewell to a tranquil mind.
- Mary Wortley Montagu

Now, mark it.
This may be strong language, but heed it.
The people mean it, and, my friends of the Eastern Democracy,
we bid farewell when you do that thing.
- Richard Parks Bland


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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've
changed your life by saying,
'Farewell to Fat'.
- Richard Simmons

The return makes one love the farewell.
- Alfred de Musset

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
- Robert Byrne

Farewell, dearest friend, never to see one another
any more till at the right hand of Christ.
- Donald Cargill

It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees.
- Lance Armstrong

On the wagon sped, and I, as well as my comrades,
gave a despairing farewell glance at freedom as we
came in sight of the long stone buildings.
- Nellie Bly

The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate.
Both men were moved.
- Galeazzo Ciano

Ozzy wanted to get us back together.
It's been 20 years.
We did a couple of songs during his farewell in 1992
and that got the ball rolling.
- Geezer Butler

A friend of mine, now retired, was then a major exec at a major bank,
and one of her jobs, the last four years,
was the farewell interview.
- Donald E. Westlake

Farewell all relations and friends in Christ;
farewell acquaintances and all earthly enjoyments;
farewell reading and preaching,
praying and believing, wanderings, reproaches,
and sufferings.
- Donald Cargill

The peculiar fascination which the South held over
my imagination and my limited capital decided me in
favor of Atlanta University;
so about the last of September I bade farewell to the
friends and scenes of my boyhood and boarded a train for the South.
- James Weldon Johnson

Beauty is the disinterested one, without which the
ancient world refused to understand itself,
a word which both imperceptibly and yet unmistakably
has bid farewell to our new world,
a world of interests, leaving it to its own avarice and sadness.
- Hans Urs von Balthasar

Every day I shall put my papers in order and every
day I shall say farewell.
And the real farewell, when it comes,
will only be a small outward confirmation of what has
been accomplished within me from day to day.
- Etty Hillesum

Before I was reading science fiction,
I read Hemingway.
Farewell to Arms was my first adult novel that said
not everything ends well.
It was one of those times where reading has meant a great deal to me,
in terms of my development - an insight came from that book.
- Robert Reed

We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence,
whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
The potential for the disastrous rise
of misplaced power exists and will persist.
We must never let the weight of this combination
endanger our liberties or democratic processes.
We should take nothing for granted.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower in his Farewell Address of January, 17 1961

I now bid farewell to the country of my birth -
of my passions - of my death; a country whose misfortunes
have invoked my sympathies -
whose factions I sought to quell - whose intelligence
I prompted to a lofty aim -
whose freedom has been my fatal dream.
- Thomas Francis Meagher

Life is magnificent - just as it comes.
Life has no need for fancy clothes, or lipstick.
Life is no pig.
Our life is the greatest gift of all creation.
When we are unhappy with life -
when we are shocked by the stock market,
or dismayed by our choice of political candidates,
let us not lash out in anger.
But also, let us not try to pretty up life
with some lipstick and some party clothes.
See life clearly - no rose colored glasses -
and then CHOOSE to love life.
CHOOSE to be happy, be joyful, be grateful,
be forgiving of everyone and of every act
we believe has hurt us.
Life just "IS."
We get to CHOOSE our relationship with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is the game that must be played,
this truth at least, good friends, we know;
so live and laugh,
nor be dismayed as one by one the phantoms go.
- Arthur Rubinstein

Do not take yourself too seriously.
You have to learn not to be dismayed at making mistakes.
No human being can avoid failures.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik

Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult,
and difficult as if they were easy; in the one case
that confidence may not fall asleep,
in the other that it may not be dismayed.
- Baltasar Gracian

Sailed this day nineteen leagues, and determined to
count less than the true number,
that the crew might not be dismayed if the voyage should prove long.
- Christopher Columbus

The name of my ailment was longing, and it was not
cured till I finally went to the department store and
counted out the money in small coins before the dismayed clerk.
When I came to the house, I held up the instrument
before the eyes of the astonished household.
- William Christopher Handy

I am quite surprised, that with all my work,
and some of it is very, very good, that nobody talks
about The Miracle Worker.
We're talking about Mrs.
Robinson.
I understand the world...
I'm just a little dismayed that people aren't beyond it yet.
- Anne Bancroft

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz PHOTO

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash

If life is a trial, who is the judge and jury?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To the young child, all life is a great adventure -
when did we grow so dull and brittle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a journey - enjoy the journey.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is always lived in the eye-of-the-storm
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born
at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
- Anonymous

Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde

Life only
appears to be
rushing toward us
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Life is defined more by its contrasts than its samenesses;
Life is defined more by its risks than the many securities.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

Bringing a childlike wonder
and a beginner's mind to life
maximizes both success and joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

When dealing with people, remember you are
not dealing with creatures of logic,
but creatures of emotion.
- Dale Carnegie

All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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