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Giovanni Falcone Quotes
Funny Quotes by Giovanni Falcone

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He who doesn't fear death dies only once.
- Giovanni Falcone

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West


 

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer

I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry


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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference!
- Albert Einstein

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown

Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Just because I don't care,
doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Matt Groening's TV series The Simpsons.

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen

If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin

Life doesn't step on your toes when you Dance Lightly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

It doesn't matter how long my hair is
or what color my skin is
or whether I'm a woman or a man.
- John Lennon

Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
- Dale Carnegie

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It doesn't matter who my father was.
It matters who I remember he was.
- Anne Sexton

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe

A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President
but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Good design doesn't date.
- Harry Seidler

When a person doesn't have gratitude,
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel

I'd like to grow up and be beautiful.
I know it doesn't matter, but it doesn't hurt.
- Kirsten Dunst

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most,
it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
- William Wordsworth

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -
he promised Dad he'd go straight.
- John F. Kennedy

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end.
There's other ways to make money, better jobs.
- Ron Livingston

What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt -
it is sure to get where it is going,
and it doesn't want to go anywhere else.
- Hal Boyle

One doesn't have a sense of humor.
It has you.
- Larry Gelbart

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family
medicine doesn't have any procedures.
- David Jones

Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't
always have to be their top priority.
- William Arthur Ward

If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach

Just because something doesn't do what you planned
it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
- Thomas A. Edison

Love doesn't make the world go 'round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

It is amazing how much you can accomplish
when it doesn't matter who gets the credit.
- Anonymous

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein

The poet doesn't invent.
He listens.
- Jean Cocteau

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig

My health may be better preserved if I exert myself less,
but in the end doesn't each person give his life for his calling?
- Clara Schumann

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs,
but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
- Angus Young

The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
- Benjamin E. Mays

Whether one believes in a religion or not,
and whether one believes in rebirth or not,
there isn't anyone who doesn't
appreciate kindness and compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.
Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
- Tom Wilson

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow

Don't let your ego get too close to your position,
so that if your position gets shot down,
your ego doesn't go with it.
- Colin Powell

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer,
it sings because it has a song.
- Lou Holtz

Courage doesn't always roar.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
- Irene Peter

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Anonymous

Prayer doesn't change God, but changes him who prays
- Soren Kierkegaard

Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous

You need imagination in order to imagine a future that doesn't exist.
- Azar Nafisi

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either.
- Albert Einstein

Beauty doesn't need ornaments.
Softness can't bear the weight of ornaments.
- Munshi Premchand


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