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Ginger Rogers Quotes
Funny Quotes by Ginger Rogers

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Part of the joy of dancing is conversation.
Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.
- Ginger Rogers

My mother told me I was dancing before I was born.
She could feel my toes tapping wildly inside her for months.
- Ginger Rogers

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other,
they look in the same direction.
- Ginger Rogers

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first.
- Ginger Rogers


 

My love for ice cream emerged at an early age -
and has never left!
- Ginger Rogers

Smoking kills.
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- Fran Lebowitz


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It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson PHOTO

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- the movie The Godfather, Part II

You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous

We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal,
and then leap in the dark to our success.
- Henry David Thoreau

Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.
I sure wish it wasn't.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
- Mark Twain

Discretion is the better part of valor.
(originally "The better part of valor is discretion")
- William Shakespeare

Pay attention to rainbows, and snowflakes,
butterflies and the songs of birds,
the crash of storm-driven waves
and the mirror-surface of a quiet pond.
Let the depths of nature become a part of your innermost being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I have accepted fear as a part of life -
specifically the fear of change...
I have gone ahead despite the pounding
in the heart that says: turn back.
- Erica Jong

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

A great part of courage is the courage
of having done the thing before.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will.
Its seat is in the heart,
and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that,
once it is competently programmed and working smoothly,
it is completely honest.
- Isaac Asimov

Waste your money and you're only out of money,
but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.
- Michael LeBoeuf

That government is the strongest
of which every man feels himself a part.
- Thomas Jefferson

Capital is that part of wealth which is devoted to
obtaining further wealth.
- Alfred Marshall

When you part from your friend, you grieve not;
For that which you love most in him may be
clearer in his absence,
as the mountain to the climber
is clearer from the plain.
- Khalil Gibran

Stand with anybody that stands right,
stand with him while he is right
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

Inside most people there's a feeling of being separate,
separated from everything ... And they're not.
They're part of absolutely everyone, and everything.
- the movie Powder

Part of your heritage in this society is the opportunity
to become financially independent.
- Jim Rohn

No partner in a love relationship...
should feel that he has to give up
an essential part of himself to make it viable.
- May Sarton

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the
part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
- Honore de Balzac

As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly.
Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime.
That's the toughest part of the day.
- Michael Jordan

The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
- Plato

Why are ecologists and environmentalists so feared
and hated? This is because in part what they have to
say is new to the general public,
and the new is always alarming.
- Garrett Hardin

If there were no schools to take the children away
from home part of the time,
the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
- Edward W. Howe

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade,
but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement
the greater part of life is sunshine.
- Thomas Jefferson

Doubt is part of all religion.
All the religious thinkers were doubters.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
- George Santayana

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down,
since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.
- Tina Louise

There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the
part of a great many people to the effect that when
you cease to believe you may cease to behave.
- Louis Kronenberger

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
- Helen Keller

Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.
- Sophocles

Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one's self.
- Priscilla Presley

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser,
and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.
- John Lennon

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.
- Mike Singletary

The interior of the house personifies the private world;
the exterior of it is part of the outside world.
- Stephen Gardiner

There is no such thing as part freedom.
- Nelson Mandela

Much in life can be seen as ugly or beautiful - it's our choice.
Why would we choose to see any part of life as ugly?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes
the greater part of his life getting his living.
- Henry David Thoreau

No society can surely be flourishing and happy,
of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable.
- Adam Smith

I was motivated to be different in part because I was different.
- Donna Brazile

I left the "eye for an eye" God
when I walked out of Bible school,
but God Within is a daily part of my personal experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.
- Joseph Joubert

The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... It's time to let go!
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Always question WHY you are doing something.
Is it a free-will gift or an obligation?
That which is done out of a feeling of obligation
is unworkable as a substitute for a gift.
Obligation creates a feeling of resentment on your part,
and evokes resentment rather than gratitude
on the part of the recipient.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational
exposition end by starving the best part of the mind.
- William Butler Yeats

Being part of the natural world reminds me
that innocence isn't ever lost completely;
we just need to maintain our goodness to regain it.
- Jewel

A big part of financial freedom is having your heart
and mind free from worry about the what-ifs of life.
- Suze Orman

The truth of the matter is that
you always know the right thing to do.
The hard part is doing it.
- Norman Schwarzkoff

Keep silence for the most part,
and speak only when you must,
and then briefly.
- Epictetus

Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education;
in the elder,
a part of experience.
- Francis Bacon

Part of our essential humanity is paying respect to what God gave us
and what will be here a long time after we're gone.
- William J. Clinton

No part of the education of a politician is more indispensable
than the fighting of elections.
- Winston Churchill

Hate and force cannot be in just a part of the world
without having an effect on the rest of it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part
of the globe at every moment of time.
- Henry A. Kissinger

All changes, even the most longed for,
have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves;
we must die to one life before we can enter another.
- Anatole France

The freedom we are looking for
is the freedom to be ourselves,
to express ourselves. But if we look at our lives
we will see that most of the time
we do things just to please others ...
The worst part is that most of us
are not even aware that we are not free.
-Don Miguel Ruiz

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life,
he will lose his reverence for all of life.
- Albert Schweitzer


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