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Gina Lollobrigida Quotes
Funny Quotes by Gina Lollobrigida

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I do what I like now.
I just don't have time for it all.
- Gina Lollobrigida

A woman at 20 is like ice, at 30 she is warm and at 40 she is hot.
- Gina Lollobrigida

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz PHOTO


 

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic


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A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

I like marriage.
The idea.
- Toni Morrison

I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

I like children - fried.
- W. C. Fields

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen

Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
- Lewis Carroll

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln

Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older,
I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
- Bill Cosby

I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill

Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

I am always ready to learn
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Gods always behave like the people who make them.
- Zora Neale Hurston

I don't like to think of laws
as rules you have to follow,
but more as suggestions.
- George Carlin

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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