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Gil Kane Quotes
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I was not too smart and constantly mouthed off and didn't know anything.
- Gil Kane

All of the penciling was consistently done by one person
and the inking was whoever could finish on time.
- Gil Kane

In other words, DC was never harmed by the paper shortages.
- Gil Kane

Everything was sensory and I never saw the structure in anything.
- Gil Kane


 

I was hired to do as many Boy Commando,
Newsboy Legion, and Sandman stories as I could.
- Gil Kane

I think the lack of precision and deep focus is why
it took me years to build up my work.
- Gil Kane

If I had one quality that really ruined me and at the same time helped me,
it was the fact that I never stopped looking,
and by that time I was really working at it.
- Gil Kane


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Then the war became a real problem and along with other shortages,
they started to have paper problems.
- Gil Kane

Precision is not one of the qualities that comes out in my work.
- Gil Kane

I was hired as a penciler.
- Gil Kane

DC used to print up all of their pages,
they were the only company that did it.
- Gil Kane

But I was also a big mouth, I started to develop a
troubled relationship with Harry Shorten.
- Gil Kane

Most of us came out of Popeye, so turning Popeye into
something believable was tricky enough.
- Gil Kane

It was exactly an assembly line.
You could look into infinity down these rows of drawing tables.
- Gil Kane

First of all there was a guy named Charles Nicholas,
who used to do all of the inking that Jack and Simon didn't do.
Simon used to do splashes and covers,
but Charles Nicholas, after a while,
did the inside of all of the stuff.
- Gil Kane

Coming into the business, you'd pass through these
little agencies until you got to understand what was
happening in the business,
unless you were really able to have a style strong
enough to go directly to the publishers.
- Gil Kane

But generally speaking, people weren't fired,
art jobs were very hard to get, so something really
calamitous had to happen to a person who was working
there in order for you to find a space.
- Gil Kane

Comics were going down for the second time and here,
all of a sudden, came this thing and for the next fifteen years,
romance comics were about the top sellers in the field;
they outsold everything.
- Gil Kane

I just saw the emotion in everything,
so I got to feel everything that was going on and that I was viewing,
but I couldn't think in terms of structure,
which is the whole point of deep focus.
- Gil Kane

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand PHOTO

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer PHOTO

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999) PHOTO

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I'm not a real movie star.
I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers

The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you;
she is after your barn.
- Hesiod

I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz

Marriage is a fine institution -
but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time,
when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn vos Savant

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes,
I had one thousand and sixty.
- Imelda Marcos

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous

DON'T get officious.
You're not yourself when you're officious -
That is the curse of a government job.
- the movie Harold and Maude (1971)

I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Will Rogers

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch Hedberg

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
- Calvin Coolidge

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

The wine of youth does not always
clear with advancing years;
sometimes it grows turbid.
- Carl Jung

I am certainly not an authority on love because there
are no authorities on love,
just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
- Bill Cosby

I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead

The church is always trying to get other people to reform;
it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little,
by way of example.
- Mark Twain

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

Belief is not the beginning but the end of all knowledge.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank


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