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The key is growth margins went in the right direction,
unit volume increased quarter on quarter,
and expenses came down.
We threw off over $300 million in cash.
All of those were in the right direction.
So I think we're on our way.
- Gil Amelio

The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous


 

Free-Will is the key to the prison of the mind.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid


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The key to organizing an alternative society is to
organize people around what they can do,
and more importantly, what they want to do.
- Abbie Hoffman

One important key to success is self-confidence.
An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
- Arthur Ashe

The key to growth is the introduction of
higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness.
- Lao Tzu

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you,
whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus

The key to happiness is not to have what you want
but to want what you have.
- Anonymous

To find out what one is fitted to do,
and to secure an opportunity to do it,
is the key to happiness.
- John Dewey

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.
- George Washington Carver

The key to happiness is inner peace.
The greatest obstacles to inner peace are disturbing emotions
such as anger, attachment, fear and suspicion,
while love and compassion and a sense of universal responsibility
are the sources of peace and happiness.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

The key to success, and to happiness,
is being fully engaged in life -
leading yourself with inspiration and committed action -
setting your own fine and honorable example.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

High expectations are the key to everything.
- Sam Walton

Action is the foundational key to all success.
- Pablo Picasso

Voting is an expression of three key life principles -
CHOICE, INTENT, and ACTION.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success.
If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
- Albert Schweitzer

Prayer is the key of the morning
and the bolt of the evening.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The key to everything is patience.
You get the chicken by hatching the egg,
not by smashing it open.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
- A Course In Miracles

I don't know the meaning of life,
but I know compassion is the key.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence -
is the key to unlocking our potential.
- Winston Churchill

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

The key to forgiveness is to forgive from the heart -
not from the mind.
- Sheri Rosenthal

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
- Hannah Arendt

A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way
to go after each holiday.
It is the key to fighting high blood pressure,
heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses.
- Lee Haney

There is a secret wisdom-of-the-ages
that holds the key to breaking
our cycle of self-imposed suffering.
The secret wisdom is,
"Life is not supposed to be fair."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is moral even without legal marriage,
but marriage is immoral without love.
- Ellen Key

The more horrifying this world becomes,
the more art becomes abstract.
- Ellen Key

If a country is to be corruption free and become a
nation of beautiful minds,
I strongly feel there are three key societal members
who can make a difference.
They are the father, the mother and the teacher.
- Abdul Kalam

A wise one said, "We are most like God when we forgive."
It is easy for us to blame, but hard for us to forgive.
Yet that is what we are called upon to do -
to forgive everyone for everything.
And the reward?
In this life, the reward for forgiveness
is your own happiness.
Unconditional universal forgiveness is
the key to your own happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In sales, a referral is the key to the door of resistance.
- Bo Bennett

Sometimes it's more difficult to do very simple,
low-key films.
- Catherine Deneuve

Thought is a key to all treasures; the miser's gains
are ours without his cares.
Thus I have soared above this world,
where my enjoyment have been intellectual joys.
- Honore de Balzac

Don't automatically obey Presidential directives if
you disagree or if you suspect he hasn't considered
key aspects of the issue.
- Donald Rumsfeld

The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are.
Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be -
and when they're not,
we cry.
- David Duchovny

I got bored with the old way - it came too easy.
I worked until I could play and chord changes at any tempo in any key,
and then said 'What else is there?' Now I'm finding out.
- Don Ellis

A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
- J. R. R. Tolkien

The key to life is accepting challenges.
Once someone stops doing this, he's dead.
- Bette Davis

Heather and I decided we were going to be pretty low-key at the convention.
- Mary Cheney

Courage to be is the key to revelatory power of the feminist revolution.
- Mary Daly

A key to strengthening spiritual muscles and enduring
hardship is finding strength in the Word of God.
- Walter Martin

The questions which one asks oneself begin,
at least, to illuminate the world, and become one's
key to the experience of others.
- James A. Baldwin

Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity.
- John Milton

In the television age, the key distinction is between
the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose.
- Richard M. Nixon

At the end of the day, the most overwhelming key to
a child's success is the positive involvement of parents.
- Jane D. Hull

Parents are key when it comes to keeping kids off drugs.
Good parenting is the best anti-drug we have.
- Mel Carnahan

I'm not altogether sure what I'm going to do for that.
I think it will be a lot more low key than the other two I've done.
Dare I say it, a bit more relaxing.
- Peter Banks

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
- Bruce Lee

The key to any game is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
- Paul Westphal

Our brains are seventy-year clocks.
The Angel of Life winds them up once for all,
then closes the case, and gives the key into the hand
of the Angel of the Resurrection.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

We also had good software in the key categories and
more focus on the gameplaying capability,
so more of the marketing effort was targeted at game customers.
- Trip Hawkins

The key to making the inspections work is the Iraqi
government making the crucial decision that because
of the international pressure Iraq has to disarm itself.
- Douglas Feith

The key to Operations at Wal-Mart is their ability
to maintain the highest standards while at the same
time getting things done with lockstep execution.
- Michael Bergdahl

The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions.
- John A. Simone, Sr.

The key to winning baseball games is pitching,
fundamentals, and three run homers.
- Earl Weaver

One of the key elements is the ability to be honest with yourself.
- Bill Toomey

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
- Damon Wayans

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs
in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas
of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
- Carrot Top

I think that's the key to being a director:
to be able to get the shot and move on quickly.
- Bobby Farrelly

It's easy to play any musical instrument:
all you have to do is touch the right key at the right
time and the instrument will play itself.
- Johannes Sebastian Bach

Confidence is key.
Sometimes, you need to look like you're confident even when you're not.
- Vanessa Hudgens

The key fact missed most often by social scientists
utilizing documentary films for data,
is this: documentary films are not found or reported things;
they're made things.
- Bruce Jackson

I can't play my songs on the smaller harp.
I have a Celtic harp.
I can't do the key changes.
- Joanna Newsom

The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time.
Winning one week at a time.
Never look back and never look ahead.
- Chuck Noll

The Glass Key is better than anything Hemingway ever wrote.
- Rex Stout

In the fairy tale the painting represents the here and now.
The book is actually divided into five sections,
through which the key character, the muse,
leads us.
- Kit Williams


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