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Gerard Depardieu Quotes
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I had rapidly become aware there were problems with the Kalifa group.
- Gerard Depardieu

I don't snack all the time, but I do sometimes drink l more than I should.
- Gerard Depardieu

If cinema is a woman then certainly there are many shores.
- Gerard Depardieu

I would never let myself knock out a journalist.
- Gerard Depardieu


 

I like the idea of bringing cartoon characters to life...
and although the Americans have already attempted this,
their culture is not sufficiently humane to make it work.
- Gerard Depardieu

I've had affairs.
But I'm not the sort of man who has 10,000 affairs.
- Gerard Depardieu

I have learnt a lot about my body since my heart attack.
I don't drink as much now as before.
- Gerard Depardieu


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My uncle Sammy was an angry man.
He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith

Brought up to respect the conventions,
love had to end in marriage.
I'm afraid it did.
- Bette Davis

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes,
I had one thousand and sixty.
- Imelda Marcos

If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years
to have breakfast together,
but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
- Winston Churchill

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

I am certainly not an authority on love because there
are no authorities on love,
just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
- Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Getting fired is nature's way to telling you
that you had the wrong job in the first place.
- Hal Lancaster

In every country and every age,
the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson

You know the only people who are always sure about
the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
- Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules for me,
so I did my best to rewrite them.
- Bill Cosby

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard PHOTO

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
- Erica Jong

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
- Anne Bradstreet

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart,
it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The soul would have no rainbow,
Had the eyes no tears.
- John Vance Cheney

Touch me in the morning
Then just walk away
We don't have tomorrow
But we had yesterday
- Ron Miller/Michael Masser

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

A person isn't who they are during
the last conversation you had with them -
they're who they've been
throughout your whole relationship.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children,
we would now be living in a jungle of weed.
- Luther Burbank

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment,
failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer,
I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
- Winston Churchill

Family life was wonderful.
The streets were bleak.
The playgrounds were bleak.
But home was always warm.
My mother and father had a great relationship.
I always felt 'safe' there.
- Robert Cormier

I grew up in a house where nobody had to tell me to
go to school every day and do my homework.
- Constance Baker Motley

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got
a little money along with it.
- Rose Kennedy

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
- Bern Williams

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
- Bill Gates

Think where mans glory most begins and ends,
and say my glory was I had such friends.
- William Butler Yeats

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
- Don Marquis

When people hear good music,
it makes them homesick for
something they never had,
and never will have.
- Edgar Watson Howe

I've had two proposals since I've been a widow.
I am a wonderful catch, you know.
I have a lot of money.
- Ruth Rendell

If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had
known what was hidden within him,
he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul.
- Khalil Gibran

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
- Margaret Smith

Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel

Essentially all suffering is the result of...
1. Comparing what we have (or don't have) today
... with what we had yesterday.
2. Comparing what we fear we might have (or not have) tomorrow)
... with what we have today.
3. Comparing what we have (or don't have) with what others have.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I had three chairs in my house;
one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.
- Henry David Thoreau

Reminds me of my safari in Africa.
Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days
we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields

And to get real work experience, you need a job,
and most jobs will require you to have had either real
work experience or a graduate degree.
- Donald Norman

I have always had a sense that we are all pretty much alone in life,
particularly in adolescence.
- Robert Cormier

I never had a policy;
I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
- Abraham Lincoln

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.
- T. S. Eliot

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up.
I wish my grandmother had done the same.
I wanted my girls to know me.
- Carol Burnett

My music had roots which I'd dug up from my own childhood,
musical roots buried in the darkest soil.
- Ray Charles

It had long since come to my attention
that people of accomplishment
rarely sat back and let things happen to them.
They went out and happened to things.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela


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