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Georges Jacques Danton Quotes
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The tocsin you hear today is not an alarm but an alert:
it sounds the charge against our enemies.
- Georges Jacques Danton

At last I perceive that in revolutions the supreme
power rests with the most abandoned.
- Georges Jacques Danton

Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
- Georges Jacques Danton

In revolutions authority remains with the greatest scoundrels.
- Georges Jacques Danton


 

Audacity, more audacity, always audacity.
- Georges Jacques Danton

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.
- Georges Jacques Danton

In order to conquer, what we need is to dare,
still to dare, and always to dare.
- Georges Jacques Danton


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I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner PHOTO

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer PHOTO

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999) PHOTO

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed) PHOTO

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you
hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter

When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

My uncle Sammy was an angry man.
He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as
you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

If love is the answer,
could you please rephrase the question.
- Lily Tomlin

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
- Tom Lehrer

Never have more children than you have car windows.
- Erma Bombeck

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon

You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Smoking kills.
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell, the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked
his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!
- Groucho Marx

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright

Of all the things that could frighten you,
you worry about my driving?
- Edward, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
- Alanis Morissette

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
- Anonymous

California is a fine place to live -
if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen


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