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Georges Carpentier Quotes
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Attack is only one half of the art of boxing.
- Georges Carpentier

Life is very interesting if you make mistakes.
- Georges Carpentier

Life is a game.
Keep it light and playful.
Tease life, taunt life,
never attack life head-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The great defense against the air menace
is to attack the enemy's aircraft
as near as possible to their point of departure.
- Winston Churchill


 

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to
criticize or attack the government of my own country.
I make up for lost time when I come home.
- Winston Churchill

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would
happen if there was a zombie attack.
- Simon Pegg

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson


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The truth is incontrovertible,
malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it,
but in the end; there it is.
- Winston Churchill

In planning an attack, persons have various roles.
- Robert Mueller

If we had a terrorist attack, the way the people respond
is going to determine whether that attack is just a
tragedy or whether that attack becomes an all-out disaster.
- Patrick J. Kennedy

Search for the truth.
I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say.
I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a
retreat at Saddam's airport.
- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

The attack of John Brown upon Harper's Ferry came upon
Virginia like a clap of thunder out of a clear sky.
- John Sergeant Wise

There are lots of countries around that have weapons of mass destruction.
We can't presumably attack them all.
- Bill Graham

Lesbian existence comprises both the breaking of a
taboo and the rejection of a compulsory way of life.
It is also a direct or indirect attack on the male
right of access to women.
- Adrienne Rich

I think it talks about that there needs to be some
proactive attack against drugs infiltrating our culture.
- Joe Morton

I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago,
but unfortunately he lived a year longer.
- Eugene Ormandy

I have learnt a lot about my body since my heart attack.
I don't drink as much now as before.
- Gerard Depardieu

When you have an advantage, you are obliged to attack;
otherwise you are endangered to lose the advantage.
- Wilhelm Steinitz

The department was set up primarily to protect us from
another terrorist attack from Islamic terrorists,
and yet they talk about everything but that.
- Peter King

First responders will be on the frontlines if there
is a terrorist attack in our communities,
and we must provide them with the tools they need to do their difficult jobs.
- Ed Markey

I don't believe we are, because I believe that just
as 9/11 was an attack on a very populous area,
terrorism also looks to see where you can go and where you're not expected.
- Bob Wise

There are 40,000 Iraqi police on duty around the country.
If they detect an attack about to happen,
the police are the ones who are supposed to stop it.
- Paul Bremer

Sacrificing American soldiers or innocent civilians
in an unprecedented preemptive attack on a separate
sovereign nation may well prove itself a most temporary medicine.
- Sean Penn

We have to attack those things which stand in the way of America progress.
And what stands in the way of American progress right
now is the federal government.
- Tim Scott

In every battle there comes a time when both sides
consider themselves beaten,
then he who continues the attack wins.
- Ulysses S. Grant

When I'm forced by circumstances to be in a crowd of prisoners,
it's all I can do to refrain from attack.
- Jack Henry Abbott

As soon as the fear approaches near,
attack and destroy it.
- Chanakya

I don't believe America will justifiably make an unprovoked
attack on another nation.
It would not be consistent with what we have been as
a nation or what we should be as a nation.
- Dick Armey

There is a racist attack against Muslims and Arabs,
Algerians, Moroccans, and Tunisians in France.
- Walid Jumblatt

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
- Carrot Top

A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense,
never for attack.
- Frank Oz

Shortly after this, I placed my command on our extreme left,
to watch and fight the enemy should he make another attack,
and went to Cemetary Hill for observation.
- John Buford

It is natural that we should always expect an Israeli attack,
even when it does not threaten.
- Bashar al-Assad

In 1628 came the first English attack on Canada.
- Harry Johnston

As in the war of 1941-45, our victory and our survival
depend on how and where we attack.
- James Forrestal

If somebody plans to carry out a series of murders...
then this is obviously an evil and pre-meditated attack and in that case,
there could be a deterrent effect.
- David Davis

This country is armed to the teeth, and none of these
African states could begin to attack South Africa.
- Helen Suzman

When under attack, no country is obligated to collect
permission slips from allies to strike back.
- Charles Krauthammer

Democrats' attack on the Republican majority leader
is nothing but a coordinated agenda to stop an effective
leader from accomplishing the people's business.
- Bill Shuster

I was appalled and shocked that Bush used the State
of the Union to attack same-sex marriages and indicated
that he would support a constitutional amendment.
- Jean O'Leary

I believe society has a right to defend itself,
just as the individual has the right to attack that with which he disagrees.
- Naguib Mahfouz

It is remarkable that this people, though unarmed,
dares attack an armed foe; the infantry defy the cavalry,
and by their activity and courage generally prove victors.
- Giraldus Cambrensis

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they
were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack,
working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.
- Willie Aames

In the last five or six thousand years,
empires one after another have arisen,
waxed powerful by wars of conquest, and fallen by internal
revolution or attack from without.
- John Boyd Orr

And when you really think about the 9-11 event,
the horrific attack on our land here in America and
the death of three thousand of out loved ones,
it was a defining moment.
- Donald Evans

The primary factor in a successful attack is speed.
- Lord Mountbatten

The German decision to fight is implacable.
Even if they were given more than they ask,
they would attack just the same, because they are possessed
by the demon of destruction.
- Galeazzo Ciano

Nobody gets a nervous breakdown or a heart attack from
selling kerosene to gentle country folk from the back of a tanker in Somerset.
- Roald Dahl

We will be safer from terrorist attack only when we
have earned the respect of all other nations instead of their fear,
respect for our values and not merely our weapons.
- Theodore C. Sorensen

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough,
they will make you a member of it.
- Art Buchwald

The truth is our country, our people,
our liberties, and our way of life are under attack
by radical Islamic terrorists who kill and destroy in the name of religion.
- Saxby Chambliss

President Bush's war on Iraq is viewed broadly in Islamic
communities as an attack on Islam,
and thus the President has alienated a large part of
one fifth of the world's population.
- John Olver

Without a plan, there's no attack.
Without attack, no victory.
- Curtis Armstrong

While many hackers have the knowledge,
skills, and tools to attack computer systems,
they generally lack the motivation to cause violence
or severe economic or social harm.
- Dorothy Denning

There were no weapons of mass destruction and Saddam
Hussein was not involved in the September 11th attack.
- Charles Rangel

The attack on Clinton on terrorism is entirely politically
inspired by the right-wing of the Republicans,
and has no basis in fact whatsoever.
- Sidney Blumenthal

A zeal for the defence of their country led these heroes to the scene of action,
though with a few men to attack a powerful army of experienced warriors.
- Daniel Boone

Make no mistake: The organization of the working class
must be both economic and political.
The capitalist is organized upon both lines.
You must attack him on both.
- Daniel De Leon

When the King is checked, or any valuable Piece in
danger from the attack of an enemy,
you are said to interpose a man when you play it between
the attacked and attacking Piece.
- Howard Staunton

An attack on values is inevitably seen as an act of subversion.
- Garrett Hardin

Nor does the idea of a moral order asserting itself
against attack or want of conformity answer in full
to our feelings regarding the tragic character.
- Andrew Coyle Bradley

Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy.
- Sun Tzu

The secondary attack was made against The Hague.
Its aim was to get a hold upon the Dutch capital,
and in particular to capture the Government offices
and the Service headquarters.
- Kurt Student

In responding to a terrorist attack,
there are only two choices -
take the fight to the enemy or wait until they hit you again.
In my estimation, America chose the first.
- Kay Granger

As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Bernard Hinault

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the
point of greatest astonishment.
- Celia Green

Our task force put to sea in early January 1942,
to attack the Japanese in the Marshall and Gilbert islands,
but the mission was called off on the eve of the attack.
- Jack Adams

Not really, and actually my cholesterol was 190 when I had the heart attack.
190, which isn't that high.
I took it down to about 130 and it's probably about 140 or 145 now.
- Mike Ditka

John Kerry didn't out me, nor did he offend or attack
me by calling me a lesbian.
I certainly couldn't be offended by the truth.
- Mary Cheney

People who attack others need rationalizations for doing so.
We undermine those rationalizations.
- Barbara Deming

Well, I mean, the real attack on truth is tabloid journalism in the United States.
- Julian Assange


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