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George Will Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Will

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The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
- George Will

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
- George Will

World War II was the last government program that really worked.
- George Will

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
- George Will


 

Football combines the two worst things about America:
it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
- George Will

Baseball, it is said, is only a game.
True.
And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
Not all holes, or games, are created equal.
- George Will

Being elected to Congress is regarded as being sent
on a looting raid for one's friends.
- George Will


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The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
- George Will

Politics should share one purpose with religion:
the steady emancipation of the individual through the
education of his passions.
- George Will

A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks
about his subject than what he thinks about his audience.
- George Will

As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom,
language becomes printed noise.
- George Will

Americans are overreaching; overreaching is the most
admirable and most American of the many American excesses.
- George Will

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are
constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
- George Will

If your job is to leaven ordinary lives with elevating spectacle,
be elevating or be gone.
- George Will

Leadership is, among other things, the ability to inflict
pain and get away with it -
short-term pain for long-term gain.
- George Will

Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.
- George Will

Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses
than for property crimes.
- George Will

If you seek Hamilton's monument, look around.
You are living in it.
We honor Jefferson, but live in Hamilton's country,
a mighty industrial nation with a strong central government.
- George Will

You really don't want a president who is a football fan.
Football combines the worst features of American life.
It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
- George Will

There may be more poetry than justice in poetic justice.
- George Will

Politicians fascinate because they constitute such a paradox;
they are an elite that accomplishes mediocrity for the public good.
- George Will

Pessimism is as American as apple pie -
frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
- George Will

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society:
violence punctuated by committee meetings.
- George Will

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike.
But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its
neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang!"
- George Will

Look, three love affairs in history,
are Abelard and Eloise,
Romeo and Juliet and the American media and this President at the moment.
But this doesn't matter over time.
Reality will impinge.
If his programs work, he's fine.
If it doesn't work, all of the adulation of journalists
in the world won't matter.
- George Will

In the lexicon of the political class,
the word "sacrifice" means that the citizens are supposed
to mail even more of their income to Washington so
that the political class will not have to sacrifice
the pleasure of spending it.
- George Will

A society that thinks the choice between ways of living
is just a choice between equally eligible "lifestyles"
turns universities into academic cafeterias offering junk food for the mind.
- George Will

The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt PHOTO

Uh-oh. My past is throwing clods at my future again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson PHOTO

There is hope for the future because God has a sense
of humor and we are funny to God.
- Bill Cosby

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Act with Bold Courage:
Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step -
large and small - with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step - large and small -
with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is best when I wish neither to hurry the future nor to slow it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier ...
a frontier of unknown opportunities and perils -
a frontier of unfulfilled hopes and threats.
- John F. Kennedy

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.
The world is addicted to it.
- Bill Cosby

Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet.
We all breathe the same air.
We all cherish our children's future.
And we are all mortal.
- John F. Kennedy

The girl of my dreams is my mother's shadow,
cast upon the distant movie screen of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
- Oscar Wilde

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous

CHOOSE your future, and take ACTION -
be the hammer, not the nail.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The golden age is before us, not behind us.
- William Shakespeare

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein

"I" is a non-stop storyteller, spinning tales
of the past, the present and the future -
constantly editing, interpreting
and directing this inner movie.
- Josh Baran

We are now at a point where we must educate our children
in what no one knew yesterday,
and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.
- Margaret Mead

We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.
- Margaret Mead

We work with the people not out of pity
but out of respect for their potential for growth and development,
both as individuals and as communities.
- Jimmy Yen

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely.
It is absolutely touch and go.
Each one of us could make the difference.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

We are called to be architects of the future, not its victims.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

With the past, I have nothing to do;
nor with the future. I live now.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every educated person is a future enemy.
- Martin Bormann

A mother's happiness is like a beacon,
lighting up the future but reflected also on the past
in the guise of fond memories.
- Honore de Balzac

I choose not to project my past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is the future, not the past.
- Terry Goodkind

I attain Inner Peace by Intending my future, and never Expecting it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where are you going? Where does your path lead?
You can never know the future, yet wandering aimlessly
is unlikely to be the source of a fulfilling life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to
remember seven generations in the past and
consider seven generations in the future
when making decisions that affect the people.
- Wilma Mankiller

Dream with Powerful Vision:
I open my mind to Spirit,
and trust my intuition to deliver inspiring visions of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiveness does not change the past,
but it does enlarge the future.
- Paul Boese

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past,
bridge to our future.
- Alex Haley

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here
to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
- Earl Wilson

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery

Girls are the future mothers of our society,
and it is important that we focus on their well-being.
- Miriam Makeba

Gain happiness by living in the present -
without regret for the past or fear of the future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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