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George W. Bush Quotes
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The deliberate and deadly attacks which were carried
out yesterday against our country were more than acts of terror.
They were acts of war.
- George W. Bush

The terrorists are fighting freedom with all their
cunning and cruelty because freedom is their greatest fear -
and they should be afraid,
because freedom is on the march.
- George W. Bush

I have written a book.
This will come as quite a shock to some.
They didn't think I could read, much less write.
- George W. Bush

Free nations are peaceful nations.
Free nations don't attack each other.
Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.
- George W. Bush


 

The financial crisis should not become an excuse to raise taxes,
which would only undermine the economic growth required to regain our strength.
- George W. Bush

I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free,
not to make them American.
Iraqis will write their own history and find their own way.
- George W. Bush

The resolve of our great nation is being tested.
But make no mistake, we will show the world that we will pass the test.
- George W. Bush


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Saddam Hussein is a homicidal dictator who is addicted
to weapons of mass destruction.
- George W. Bush

After the chaos and carnage of September 11th,
it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.
- George W. Bush

Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes,
I do.
- George W. Bush

I believe in the transformational power of liberty.
I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation's interests.
I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nation's interest.
- George W. Bush

The United States and our allies are determined:
we refuse to live in the shadow of this ultimate danger.
- George W. Bush

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
- George W. Bush

I understand everybody in this country doesn't agree
with the decisions I've made.
And I made some tough decisions.
But people know where I stand.
- George W. Bush

You can fool some of the people all the time,
and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
- George W. Bush

The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States -
and war is what they got.
- George W. Bush

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
- George W. Bush

This was not an act of terrorism, but it was an act of war.
- George W. Bush

Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history -
revisionist historians is what I like to call them.
- George W. Bush

It's going to be the year of the sharp elbow and the quick tongue.
- George W. Bush

Bring them on.
- George W. Bush

The true history of my administration will be written 50 years from now,
and you and I will not be around to see it.
- George W. Bush

We don't believe in planners and deciders making the
decisions on behalf of Americans.
- George W. Bush

Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say
that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough.
- George W. Bush

We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression,
while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.
- George W. Bush

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier,
there's no question about it.
- George W. Bush

There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.
- George W. Bush

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war,
we're really talking about peace.
- George W. Bush

The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation that is free,
and proud, and fighting terror - and America is honored to be their friend.
- George W. Bush

Our nation must come together to unite.
- George W. Bush

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom.
- George W. Bush

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million
missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George W. Bush

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward,
and freedom will be defended.
- George W. Bush

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger,
which in Texas is called "walking."
- George W. Bush

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
- George W. Bush

Today we affirm a new commitment to live out our nation's
promise through civility,
courage, compassion and character.
- George W. Bush

I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom.
- George W. Bush

Americans are rising to the tasks of history,
and they expect the same of us.
- George W. Bush

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself,
but for predecessors as well.
- George W. Bush

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.
- George W. Bush

I have a different vision of leadership.
A leadership is someone who brings people together.
- George W. Bush

I had to abandon free market principles in order to
save the free market system.
- George W. Bush

One of my proudest moments is I didn't sell my soul
for the sake of popularity.
- George W. Bush

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country.
It means character, and it means listening from time to time.
- George W. Bush

Government does not create wealth.
The major role for the government is to create an environment
where people take risks to expand the job rate in the United States.
- George W. Bush

We will make no distinction between the terrorists
who committed these acts and those who harbour them.
- George W. Bush

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you
and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.
- George W. Bush

No one was more shocked or angry than I was when we didn't find the weapons.
I had a sickening feeling every time I thought about it.
I still do.
- George W. Bush

Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
- George W. Bush

America will never seek a permission slip to defend
the security of our people.
- George W. Bush

We can't allow the world's worst leaders to blackmail,
threaten, hold freedom-loving nations hostage with
the world's worst weapons.
- George W. Bush

The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free.
- George W. Bush

When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ,
when you accept Christ as the savior,
it changes your heart.
- George W. Bush

This way of life is worth defending.
- George W. Bush

Any government that supports, protects or harbours
terrorists is complicit in the murder of the innocent
and equally guilty of terrorist crimes.
- George W. Bush

Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.
- George W. Bush

Iraq is no diversion.
It is a place where civilization is taking a decisive
stand against chaos and terror,
we must not waver.
- George W. Bush

We will build new ships to carry man forward into the universe,
to gain a new foothold on the moon and to prepare for
new journeys to the worlds beyond our own.
- George W. Bush

This young century will be liberty's century.
- George W. Bush

The United States prefers that Iraq meet its obligations voluntarily,
yet we are prepared for the alternative.
- George W. Bush

Great tragedy has come to us, and we are meeting it
with the best that is in our country,
with courage and concern for others because this is America.
This is who we are.
- George W. Bush

Natural gas is hemispheric.
I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it
is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
- George W. Bush

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
- George W. Bush

The California crunch really is the result of not enough
power-generating plants and then not enough power to
power the power of generating plants.
- George W. Bush

The legislature's job is to write law.
It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.
- George W. Bush

To those of you who received honours,
awards and distinctions, I say well done.
And to the C students, I say you, too,
can be president of the United States.
- George W. Bush

For all who love freedom and peace, the world without
Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place.
- George W. Bush

Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear.
- George W. Bush

It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil.
More and more of our imports come from overseas.
- George W. Bush

The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins.
The killers will fail, and the Iraqi people will live in freedom.
- George W. Bush

America is the land of the second chance -
and when the gates of the prison open,
the path ahead should lead to a better life.
- George W. Bush


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