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George Thorogood Quotes
Funny Quotes by George Thorogood

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Every time the guys were knocked out by my guitar playing
and the girls were knocked out by the type of songs I did.
That set us apart from the average blues band.
- George Thorogood

I didn't live in the world of disco or the world of the Eagles.
- George Thorogood

Whatever title you want to lay on me is fine.
I am still working; you know what I'm saying?
- George Thorogood

There is no doubt in my mind who is number one -
I have always been number one.
- George Thorogood


 

I knew I had the right material and I knew what I was going after.
- George Thorogood

I know I'm not going to sing like Aretha Franklin or
Elvis Presley or any of those people.
- George Thorogood

The reason it has lasted for 30 years is for one reason and one reason only:
Classic Rock radio.
- George Thorogood


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We've plotted through the years of how to get to here,
where we are now, or we would have never made it.
- George Thorogood

Rounder Records decided to call the album Move It On Over,
much to my chagrin but they knew what they were doing.
It took off and to this day I can't figure out why.
- George Thorogood

Classic Rock radio gave us our longevity.
- George Thorogood

I'm talking like 10, 12 years old.
Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids.
I'm talking young here, not a college drinking crowd.
- George Thorogood

You can't rely on luck.
I've had some stages in my career where I've said we're going to wing it,
and we've always ended up in trouble.
- George Thorogood

I guess a good song is a good song is a good song,
ya know.
- George Thorogood

I was a big J. Geils fan, a Steppenwolf fan and a Savoy Brown fan.
- George Thorogood

All I have is my performance, I try to feed in the
best of everything that I could possibly do into those
90 minutes and to make a live entertainment show out of it.
- George Thorogood

I was not a big Allman Brothers fan but I could relate
to that because that is what the flavor of the day was at that time -
at least it was like that for me.
- George Thorogood

When people come to the show they think we are a legendary
band because they hear us on Classic Rock radio all the time.
It is psychological.
That's okay - I'm down with that.
- George Thorogood

Did I think it would last 30 years? No,
I didn't think it would have those kind of legs.
- George Thorogood

I wanted to write songs that were as good as the covers.
- George Thorogood

Not to this extent but from day one I had an awful
lot of confidence when I got started.
- George Thorogood

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses.
I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a
lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig.
I know more about it than you do.
- George Thorogood

Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners.
He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous.
He was a bus driver.
Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous.
But despite that, the show is humorous.
- George Thorogood

I figured the people who liked the sort of thing I
was doing would come see it.
If it was only 200 then that was alright and if it
was 2000 then that is alright as well.
I wasn't really interested in the big numbers;
I was just interested in some numbers.
- George Thorogood

There are now grandmothers and grandfathers coming
to see us because they are of that age,
they grew up in the '50s and '60s and they bring their
sons and their daughters to hear the songs they heard when they were young.
- George Thorogood

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a
man is when he is a baby.
- Natalie Wood

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time,
when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn vos Savant

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

This is my ultimate fantasy:
watching QVC with a credit card
while making love and eating at the same time.
- Yasmine Bleeth

Time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.
We give our own meaning to time as to life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
- the Woody Allen movie Casino Royale

I have a new philosophy.
I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll

Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Woody Allen

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.
- Henry David Thoreau

I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Human beings are the only creatures on the planet
who tell time and think they have to earn a living.
- Buckminster Fuller

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao Tzu

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
- Sydney Harris

Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler

And when is there time to remember, to sift,
to weigh, to estimate, to total?
- Tillie Olsen

Finding some quiet time in your life,
I think, is hugely important.
- Mariel Hemingway

A time for work, a time for play -
balance in all things.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know how to live the time that is given you.
- Dario Fo

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
- H. G. Wells

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time
like dew on the tip of a leaf.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Wisdom is the power to put our time and our knowledge to the proper use.
- Thomas J. Watson

Time is the wisest counsellor of all.
- Pericles

Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life,
or master your time and master your life.
- Alan Lakein

Waste your money and you're only out of money,
but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.
- Michael LeBoeuf

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands.
That's probably why they get along so well.
- Jonathan Carroll

Time makes heroes but dissolves celebrities.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Time is the father of truth, its mother is our mind.
- Giordano Bruno

Time is the school in which we learn,
time is the fire in which we burn.
- Delmore Schwartz


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