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George Sutherland Quotes
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The legal right of a taxpayer to decrease the amount
of what otherwise would be his taxes,
or altogether avoid them, by means which the law permits,
cannot be doubted.
- George Sutherland

They say the average person can't make a living in art...
but if you tell me there's something I can't do,
that's what I have to do.
- George Sutherland

If the provisions of the constitution be not upheld
when they pinch as well as when they comfort,
they may as well be abandoned.
- George Sutherland

For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory
of a vanished freedom is that it was lost because its
possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while there was still time.
- George Sutherland


 

It is legal because I wish it.
- Louis XIV

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.
- Jay Alan Sekulow

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
- Ambrose Bierce


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As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour,
but I don't.
- Jay Alan Sekulow

I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age.
- Johnnie Cochran

I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which
field you can get into and hold a job in,
whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse,
for example.
- Daniel Goleman

I'm afraid I talk a lot, too much, perhaps.
I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician,
though I'm glad I am not any of these.
- Tom Glazer

The good lawyer is the great salesman.
- Janet Reno

People do not win people fights.
Lawyers do.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
- George Herbert

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
- Charles Lamb

If the laws could speak for themselves,
they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
- Lord Halifax

In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
- Samuel Butler

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad
that we don't have a system where the losing team has
to pay the winning team's lawyers.
- Carol Burnett

The law has no compassion.
And justice is administered without compassion.
- Christopher Darden

Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character.
- Robert E. Lee

Advertising is legalized lying.
- H. G. Wells

Cagey trial lawyers have figured out there's a pretty
good likelihood their case -
no matter what its merit -
will literally get its day in court because of favorable judges.
- Dennis Hastert

Justice delayed is justice denied.
- William E. Gladstone

The events of the day inspired me to become a lawyer.
- Christopher Darden

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more,
that everyone's given up.
- Ian Hislop

They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.
- Edward Bennett Williams

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
- Charles Lamb

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
- Jeremy Bentham

If somebody invented cigarettes today,
the government would not legalize them.
- Loni Anderson

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.
- Oliver North

The more laws, the less justice.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Deceive not thy physician, confessor,
nor lawyer.
- George Herbert

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- Bugs Baer

From your confessor, lawyer and physician,
hide not your case on no condition.
- John Harington

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers.
I think we made a couple of them rich.
- Gavin Rossdale

I have been committed to carrying out my duties...
in accordance with both the letter and spirit of all
applicable rules of ethics and canons of conduct.
- Samuel Alito

People are getting smarter nowadays;
they are letting lawyers,
instead of their conscience, be their guide.
- Will Rogers

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart

Lawsuit abuse is a major contributor to the increased costs of healthcare,
goods and services to consumers.
- Charles W. Pickering

Frivolous lawsuits are booming in this county.
The U.S.
has more costs of litigation per person than any other
industrialized nation in the world,
and it is crippling our economy.
- Jack Kingston

I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to
have half my brain sucked out.
- Max Walker

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
- Bill Williams

Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible
only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens.
- Plato

I have a different approach.
I don't file lawsuits because I really don't care.
- Nicole Kidman

A married woman has the same right to control her own
body as does an unmarried woman.
- Sol Wachtler

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him
to believe that the law contrives against him.
- Potter Stewart

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either
technology or balance sheets.
- Thomas Friedman

You can't learn everything you need to know legally.
- John Irving

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
- Aaron Allston

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
- Calvin Coolidge

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
- Addison Mizner

One of the things I was taught in law school is that
I'd never be able to think the same again -
that being a lawyer is something that's part of who
I am as an individual now.
- Anita Hill

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
- Felix Frankfurter

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
- Sam Waterston

Judges are the weakest link in our system of justice,
and they are also the most protected.
- Alan Dershowitz

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.
- Addison Mizner

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
- John Lothrop Motley

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.
- William Dunbar

I'm not sure I can say there is a clean line between
me as an individual and me as a lawyer.
- Anita Hill

The trouble with law is lawyers.
- Clarence Darrow

Misery is the company of lawsuits.
- Francois Rabelais

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.
- Robert Frost

Avoid lawsuits beyond all things; they pervert your conscience,
impair your health, and dissipate your property.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Make crime pay.
Become a lawyer.
- Will Rogers

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass
and the little ones get caught.
- Honore de Balzac

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
- Mario Puzo

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck,
but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Steven Wright

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and
independent distribution system.
The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.
- Don Henley


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