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George Stephenson Quotes
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I am much obliged by the favourable sentiments you express towards me,
and shall be happy if I can be of service in carrying
into execution your plans.
- George Stephenson

I am glad to learn that the Parliament Bill has been
passed for the Darlington Railway.
- George Stephenson

The rage for railroads is so great that many will be
laid in parts where they will not pay.
- George Stephenson

The principles upon which a safety lamp might be constructed
I stated to several persons long before Sir Humphrey
Davy came into this part of the country.
- George Stephenson


 

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall PHOTO

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better
by all parties to leave the past to history,
especially as I propose to write that history myself.
- Winston Churchill

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)


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Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart

How does so much gossip fit in such small minds?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann

The invisible and nonexistent look much alike.
- Delos B. McKown

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill

It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as
it is white is not all that's beautiful.
- Bill Cosby

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus PHOTO

Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Normally, we do not so much look at things as overlook them.
- Alan Watts

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it.
It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

As human beings, our greatness lies
not so much in being able to remake the world -
as in being able to remake ourselves.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.
- Leonardo da Vinci

We are injured and hurt emotionally,
not so much by other people
or what they say and don't say,
but by our own attitude and our own response.
- Maxwell Maltz

We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life
as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell

People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

Often it does not matter so much what we choose,
but that we do choose.
- Alan Cohen

I don't spend much money on clothes;
I never did.
- Lauren Hutton

I love food and I love everything involved with food.
I love the fun of it.
I love restaurants.
I love cooking, although I don't cook very much.
I love kitchens.
- Alma Guillermoprieto

Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being
to those who are on the road with you,
and accept as something precious
what comes back to you from them.
- Albert Schweitzer

If thy brother wrongs thee,
remember not so much his wrong-doing,
but more than ever that he is thy brother.
- Epictetus

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
- Golda Meir

Being a father to my family and a husband is to me
much more important than what I did in the business.
- Tom Bosley

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news.
The good news is that you don't know how great you can be!
How much you can love!
What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
- Anne Frank

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
- Carl Sagan

The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination
to see how much he can give for a dollar,
instead of how little he can give for a dollar,
is bound to succeed.
- Henry Ford

I don't care much about music.
What I like is sounds.
- Dizzy Gillespie

It was seldom that I attended any religious meetings,
as my parents had not much faith in and were never
so unfortunate as to unite themselves with any of the religious sects.
- Orson Pratt

I owe much to mother.
She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally.
- David Rockefeller

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson

Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do...
but how much love we put in that action.
- Mother Teresa

I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week.
I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great.
I can run a marathon, you know.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

Feelings are much stronger than thoughts.
We are all led by instinct,
and our intellect catches up later.
- Bono


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