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George Roy Hill Quotes
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Luck is an art.
- George Roy Hill

I am certainly not an authority on love because there
are no authorities on love,
just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
- Bill Cosby

The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck,
but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Steven Wright


 

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
- Seneca

Not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Dalai Lama

Everything in life is luck.
- Donald Trump


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Luck is a dividend of sweat.
The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
- Ray Kroc

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention
luck are kidding themselves.
- Larry King

The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act.
- Barbara Sher

Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe
that had the lion's heart.
I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.
- Winston Churchill

Shallow men believe in luck.
Strong men believe in cause and effect.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is simply a matter of luck.
Ask any failure.
- Earl Wilson

Luck marches with those who give their very best.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
- Harry Golden

Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey

Good night, and good luck.
- Edward R. Murrow

Thanking you once more, I want to wish you the best
of luck for your future life and to conclude by saying to you:
Dream your dreams and may they come true!
- Felix Bloch

The deepest thing in any one is the conviction of the
bad luck that follows boasting.
- Gertrude Stein

Things happen to you out of luck, and if you get to
stick around it's because you're talented.
- Whoopi Goldberg

Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.
- Don Sutton

Nobody gets justice.
People only get good luck or bad luck.
- Orson Welles

But no nation can base its survival and development
on luck and prayers alone while its leadership fritters
away every available opportunity for success and concrete achievement.
- Ibrahim Babangida

When it comes to luck, you make your own.
- Bruce Springsteen

Luck is of little moment to the great general,
for it is under the control of his intellect and his judgment.
- Titus Livius

I keep a lucky red rag in my pocket when I bat,
which has been a good luck charm for a few years.
- Steve Waugh

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
- Bret Harte

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way.
When it isn't, don't call it destiny;
call it injustice,
treachery, or simple bad luck.
- Joseph Heller

Luck relies on chance, labor on character.
- Richard Cobden

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails
until things start to go your way.
- Aaron Allston

Richard Burton came from the same town as me,
so I thought I'd follow my nose, and follow my luck.
I think I've been very lucky.
- Anthony Hopkins

Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
- Denzel Washington

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree.
For if, by ill luck, people understood each other,
they would never agree.
- Charles Baudelaire

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored.
I feel I have lived long enough.
I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool.
Good luck.
- George Sanders

Inspiration is one thing and you can't control it,
but hard work is what keeps the ship moving.
Good luck means, work hard.
Keep up the good work.
- Kevin Eubanks

The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself.
- Douglas MacArthur

It wasn't like I felt I was on a wave.
It was just so easy.
It is only afterwards that I thought I really had a
bit of good luck going on there with Yazoo.
- Alison Moyet

I get no respect.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us.
But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.
- John Dewey

Good luck is a residue of preparation.
- Jack Youngblood

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Beautiful? It's all a question of luck.
I was born with good legs.
As for the rest...
beautiful, no.
Amusing, yes.
- Josephine Baker

You gotta try your luck at least once a day,
because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.
- Jimmy Dean

Luck can often mean simply taking advantage of a situation at the right moment.
It is possible to make your luck by being always prepared.
- Michael Korda

I do think that short story writing is often a matter of luck.
- Robert Sheckley

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate,
there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.
- Patty Duke

We often call a certainty a hope, to bring it luck.
- Elizabeth Bibesco

She was chronologically in luck.
She corresponded to necessity.
- Lincoln Kirstein

Watch out when you're getting all you want.
Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
- Joel Chandler Harris

Writing is like getting married.
One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.
- Iris Murdoch

Luck is not chance, it's toil; fortune's expensive smile is earned.
- Emily Dickinson

I got a call this morning, and it was from Nancy Kerrigan,
wishing me luck.
She wished me luck and sent me all her good wishes.
- Michelle Kwan

Give luck a chance to happen.
- Tom Kite

If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck
to miss my daily cocktail,
I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned,
I plan ahead.
- Luis Bunuel

I am deeply aware of the dimension of luck.
It's so important to be prepared to receive it,
but it is a major factor.
There's no question.
- J. Carter Brown

For a change, lady luck seemed to be smiling on me.
Then again, maybe the fickle wench was just lulling
me into a false sense of security while she reached for a rock.
- Timothy Zahn

I feel I'd like to share my luck and my life.
Being in love is the best thing in the world.
- Susannah York

I'm amazed that things have panned out the way they have.
I always say I'm so lucky, though my mum always says,
"You make your own luck."
- Orlando Bloom

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck,
a good physique, and not too much imagination.
- Christopher Isherwood

I decided I would go to Chicago and try my luck as
a writer after those eight months as a fireman.
- Carl Sandburg

I may have had a lot of luck in my life,
but I still need to find a challenge in the game.
- Zinedine Zidane

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
- James A. Garfield

I get to the theatre in plenty of time;
I prepare my shoes in advance; I eat and drink the
right things at the right time.
The rest you have to leave to luck!
- Deborah Bull

Luck's always to blame.
- Jean de La Fontaine

The worst cynicism: a belief in luck.
- Joyce Carol Oates

The luck will alter and the star will rise.
- John Masefield

I'm lucky.
Hard work is the key, but luck plays a part.
- Neil Diamond


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